Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[Alan Mendelson]

However, I don't care about specific points, dates, etc. as much as the typical TR-hooked player, but I'll do the best I can.

Unfortunately Rob, the rest of us have caught on. And it is the specific points and dates which we need to see to determine if what you are telling us is the "undeniable truth" or not.

It is is not reasonable for many of us to believe that you can win with so many rare, hard to hit hands, while playing so little, and at the same time visit so many casinos in so many different parts of the country in such a short time span. Unless, of course, time travel is one of your other tricks along with being able to predict the time to sit at a VP machine to catch the RNG at the precise moment.

Now, what you claim might be 100% true, but because the rest of us have also played video poker and traveled, and gotten up in the morning, and put on our pants one leg at a time, and sat at video poker machines... what you are telling us really stretches the limits of imagination.

If you want us to believe these claims you will have to step out of your position as "teacher" and defend your "undeniable truth" with some "undeniable facts."

[a2a3dseddie]

Sling, that idiot can only show hatred for my winning ability whenever he discusses anything with anyone who takes the time to understand what I teach. He can't help himself, but it's all he has. And Alan can't seem to grasp the concept that some people just may have larger gambling bankrolls than whatever amount he can stomach potentially parting with. In other words, it's all about him, all the time. Just imagine what he conversely thinks of you as he plays $2 & $5 constantly while you play 5c thru quarters.

Anyway, back to the important stuff. Last night I did something I rarely do anymore--I played machines in one casino for almost four straight hours. Of course I went in with a goal, and based on my current crop of incredible luck I wasn't expecting to be there long. But not this time.

I went in with a plan to play alternating sessions with minimum $200 win goals of five-level 25c thru $5 RTT/ARTT strategies--playing up to 6 full sessions if needed, and quitting whenever I attained at least a minimum $1000 profit OVERALL. ARTT, with its soft profit cash-out routine, is well-known by now to those who have at least half a brain. RTT, OTOH, has variable approaches, and this time I chose to play BP/TDBP with a 50/50, 50/100, 100/100, 100/200, & 100/300 spread--and with NO soft profit cashing out....you keep playing until the $200 minimum win goal is achieved. In these cases where 25c is the lowest denomination and $5 is the highest, ARTT requires a $2000 session bankroll, while RTT requires $2900/session.

Things did not go well until the end. I lost $2900 on the first RTT session; I lost $1925 on the next ARTT session; I lost another $2900 on the following RTT session; and I lost $1870 on the next ARTT session. But on the next RTT session, I was down $1410 when the wonderful Royal Flush lined up for me. Ain't it grand?! So for my four hour grinding effort, where I did hit 3 quads but nothing special and always late enough on that they never quite got me there, I profited $8995 overall. Not a bad haul again, bit it's not my bag to be sitting at machines that long a time any more. I guess that's the down side of being the best vp player to ever play the game. And the smartest reaction player too. I again left zero tips for anybody. Here's an assignment for Alan: Go back and add up the total of all my jackpots in this thread, then pretend it was YOU who hit them and calculate how much you would have SQUANDERED in tips for absolutely no reason at all to people who care nothing about you at all.

PS: Sorry about the crummy fuzzy picture this time. I always like them to be crystal clear in order to bug "eddie" as much as possible, but these fuzzies could be construed as my giving him and his fellow dufus spock the opportunity to claim I "doctored" the picture or that I'm "hiding" something. ENJOY....both the picture and the PAIN!!

Cool story bro...

Well, Rob I see that this time you've added elements of playing longer, and almost losing before hitting your bankroll saving Royal Flush. But we already knew how that was going to end didn't we?

Rob, do you teach for free out of the goodness of your heart (which has been on display here loud and clear) or because your ideas and systems are actually worthless and you aren't able to charge for them as Bob Dancer does?

I've only been on this forum for a short while but it's quite obvious what you are. My only question of you is, were you ever relevant or did anyone ever believe or respect you before you ruined your credibility?

[a2a3dseddie]

I TEACH how to win at video poker Dan, not explain administrative details about trip comps so other less fortunates can spin the facts into making up unsupportable assertions. And I read very little of what's being posted any more, esp. by the jealous haters. But I know my consistent success bothers them, so I pile it on whenever I can.

That said, because you have something to do with this forum, I'll answer. However, I don't care about specific points, dates, etc. as much as the typical TR-hooked player, but I'll do the best I can.


The best I can tell, I received the NO offer (two nights, two airfares, $150 food) because of my high limit play in Tunica. (I can go there on a similar offer but with $250 in food plus a suite) but we both don't really like Mississippi--we only went there to meet up with some friends from Houston). Also, my play at Harvey's, where I hit a $5 royal after decent play in the 2nd half of 2013, may have also come into play.

The offer I used came on their site in my account. I also got it thru the mail. When did I receive it? How about before I used it. You know how that booking process goes.

BTW, I'm hot as a freshly fired pistol right now, so I'm going up to the Lake in a few minutes to play up to three ARTT sessions of five level, $1 thru $25 on BP and I hope, TDBP for the advanced game. Alan, I'm taking a $30k bankroll. Wish me luck everybody!

Great answer huh Dan? Look at comment number 511 on this thread. Rob was posting here at about 8:00am on Wednesday Feb. 12 when he was getting ready to leave for New Orleans from Lake Tahoe then was back in California again posting at about 2:00pm on Fri. Feb 14.

Back in a flash with all that cash.

[redietz]

Since Rob was specific regarding where and when he is playing vp today, my suspicion is that he has a photo of his win ready to roll from the casino in question for an impressive amount. The fly in the ointment today will be date/time. Rob is rarely this specific.

I mention this just so nobody gets sucked into the "spitting cider in your ear" wager from Guys and Dolls. If Rob tries to prove his legit jackpot from this excursion, pin him down on date/time.

Of course, Rob could prove me wrong by not hitting a jackpot tonight. But that would suggest he was wrong for playing. Quite a conundrum.

[Rob.Singer]

Yes I just returned from the Lake, and to my delight, yes you will all be disappointed....again.

Alan, of COURSE you can get your hands around a four hour session! You can also firmly grab ahold of LOSING WHILE PLAYING VIDEO POKER. But what stuns you is how I'm winning and winning and winning, because that just does not compute. And because most of the time, like tonight, it doesn't take me hours and hours to hit a winner and leave---unlike you, who just CAN'T stand walking away from casino action and go home---you can't swallow the fact that I'm usually not playing on and on while hitting all these types of jackpots....and at so many different denominations to boot.

You also questioned how I'm able to go around the country to so many casinos in so short a time. But do you look at the facts? OF COURSE NOT....AGAIN! I'm no working stiff, and we're healthy. We drove to Tunica and back, we flew to NO for a 2-night stay, we flew to LV for a visit with my daughter, and gee whiz....we happen to be STAYING nearby Reno and Tahoe. You ought to try taking your wife for a vacation sometime and see what it's like!

I know no explanation will ever get thru to a bunch of perennial losers. On top of them not being able to comprehend what I do, they don't want to. Tough love. But you can score one big one for your team tonight. See the dealt four 3's? Not getting that kicker cost me $40k. But alas, I still came out ahead...in that session (my first) by $625. But I had to move to different machines since all 5 denominations weren't available on a single machine, so in my 2nd session I chose only to play to $10 (This machine only took a max of $4000 at a time). But jeepers creepers, it happened again. Four Aces and a casino-leaving profit of $4150 + $625 = $4775--such a tough hand to get, don't you think? Oh WAIT--you get them all the time!

So there you have it: 2 sessions, a little over an hour of play, and another set of thorns in everyone's side. So keep whining, keep groaning, and keep telling yourselves it just can't be! But I AM pushing it. My wife likes all the cash, but she's getting tired of my leaving to play an unusual amount for me these days. So after tomorrow's one last session for at least 3 weeks and if I hit anything worth posting, you can all breath a little easier as you continue to compare your inadequacies to my success. It'll even be easier for a stunned redietz to create another of his personal spins on whatever I do.

Enjoy these---along with all that PAIN, again!

Psst--eddie, spock: did I get the denomination correctly centered in my "doctored photos" this time!!
Paupers.

[a2a3dseddie]

Yes I just returned from the Lake, and to my delight, yes you will all be disappointed....again.

Alan, of COURSE you can get your hands around a four hour session! You can also firmly grab ahold of LOSING WHILE PLAYING VIDEO POKER. But what stuns you is how I'm winning and winning and winning, because that just does not compute. And because most of the time, like tonight, it doesn't take me hours and hours to hit a winner and leave---unlike you, who just CAN'T stand walking away from casino action and go home---you can't swallow the fact that I'm usually not playing on and on while hitting all these types of jackpots....and at so many different denominations to boot.

You also questioned how I'm able to go around the country to so many casinos in so short a time. But do you look at the facts? OF COURSE NOT....AGAIN! I'm no working stiff, and we're healthy. We drove to Tunica and back, we flew to NO for a 2-night stay, we flew to LV for a visit with my daughter, and gee whiz....we happen to be STAYING nearby Reno and Tahoe. You ought to try taking your wife for a vacation sometime and see what it's like!

I know no explanation will ever get thru to a bunch of perennial losers. On top of them not being able to comprehend what I do, they don't want to. Tough love. But you can score one big one for your team tonight. See the dealt four 3's? Not getting that kicker cost me $40k. But alas, I still came out ahead...in that session (my first) by $625. But I had to move to different machines since all 5 denominations weren't available on a single machine, so in my 2nd session I chose only to play to $10 (This machine only took a max of $4000 at a time). But jeepers creepers, it happened again. Four Aces and a casino-leaving profit of $4150 + $625 = $4775--such a tough hand to get, don't you think? Oh WAIT--you get them all the time!

So there you have it: 2 sessions, a little over an hour of play, and another set of thorns in everyone's side. So keep whining, keep groaning, and keep telling yourselves it just can't be! But I AM pushing it. My wife likes all the cash, but she's getting tired of my leaving to play an unusual amount for me these days. So after tomorrow's one last session for at least 3 weeks and if I hit anything worth posting, you can all breath a little easier as you continue to compare your inadequacies to my success. It'll even be easier for a stunned redietz to create another of his personal spins on whatever I do.

Enjoy these---along with all that PAIN, again!

Psst--eddie, spock: did I get the denomination correctly centered in my "doctored photos" this time!!
Paupers.

Wow! The jackpot pictures are coming fast and furious now huh Rob? Now, I'm going to help you out a bit. Here is a checklist you can follow so you can make your stories at least somewhat believable.

1. Admit to losing once in a while. Check.
2. Photo shop the picture correctly. Check.
3. Take pictures of other people's jackpots on machines you actually claim you play. Check.
4. Admit to playing longer than 10 minutes each time. Check.

Keep up the good work Rob! I'm sure eventually you'll post more of "your own jackpot photos" than the sum total of everyone else's on the forum, all the while playing for the least amount of time!

[Rob.Singer]

eddie my boy....watching you suffer thru this is almost as much fun as having had the pleasure watching arci suffer thru his own self-created misery for years now

Your answer is right there in front of you...so close you can smell it! I play smart/you play stupid; Alan plays stupid; & AP's play VERY stupid. So simple, even a pauper can see it.

By the way, if you see VL sometime, ask him what's up with the Dutch saying they're putting together a one-way mission to Mars for 40 people. Now I understand that while they may be good at lancing a boil (Spock'll like that one) or laying out an ILS landing system at Schiphol, genius scientists with deep pockets they are not.

[Dan Druff]

Rob is also playing a horrendous Triple Double Bonus 9/6, with 98.15% return.

At $25/credit, that means he's losing $2.31 on average every time he hits the DEAL button for a new hand!

[Vegas_lover]

Funny thread, funny thread indeed. Alan, want to make a deal on putting that book together? I think we've got enough material by now.

I think we all have to thank Rob's "wife" for taking him away from this forum for the next 3 weeks. You have to give an old guy some time to find new jackpot pictures, and with unsteady hands, photoshopping them into something useful is going to take some time.

Suggestion 1, please don't start any new threads anymore on this forum, Rob is going to hyjack them with his nonsense within 4 responses to the OP. Suggestion 2, don't respond to anything the loonietune says anymore. Since he needs the attention so much, the only way to get to him is to ignore him completely. Suggestion 3, we should just all stay away from this forum until Rob is gone and stays gone.

[Vegas_lover]

@ Dan Druff: I think it's safe to conclude 95% of this forum is convinced Rob ain't playing jack sh**. There's only 2 people around here that believe him partially Slingshot and Alan. So there's only two reasons why the man is still here: to piss off 95% of this forum through insults and bogus stories, and to play God for the other 5%. And we're still letting him

[redietz]

It's become pretty easy
For me not to be wrong
When knowing next stanzas
Of the Singer song

One trip; two dates.
Do the photos belong
To two different cameras
In the Singer throng?

Is he poking fun at us
Cause we don't belong
To a forum that would ban him
To the isle of Kong?

No proof, it seems,
Is plenty strong
When touting your rep
With Alan's Best Buys song.

[redietz]

I think Vegas Lover is correct. The problem, as I keep saying, isn't Rob. If someone wants to post anecdotal "evidence" -- including before and after photos -- of their latest cancer cure, this would be the place to post them.

I suggest #3. Some poor schmucks will wind up believing Rob's stuff, but that's on Alan's Best Buys, not us.

I find it comical that Alan accused me of being a troll a few months back. I mean, Rob is the very definition. I know because I looked it up several times since I didn't know what Alan was talking about. Come to think of it, I owe Alan a punch in the kisser for that one. Alan has never once referred to Rob as a troll, and he called me one? I guess I was getting tough love, as Rob would say.

[Count Room]

I guess I was getting tough love, as Rob would say.

Mr. Dietz: Rob is not a troll. Alan and I both understand that Rob loves us all in a tough way.

[a2a3dseddie]

eddie my boy....watching you suffer thru this is almost as much fun as having had the pleasure watching arci suffer thru his own self-created misery for years now

Your answer is right there in front of you...so close you can smell it! I play smart/you play stupid; Alan plays stupid; & AP's play VERY stupid. So simple, even a pauper can see it.

By the way, if you see VL sometime, ask him what's up with the Dutch saying they're putting together a one-way mission to Mars for 40 people. Now I understand that while they may be good at lancing a boil (Spock'll like that one) or laying out an ILS landing system at Schiphol, genius scientists with deep pockets they are not.

That's got to be some kind of record there Rob. You attempted to insult me, arcimede$, Alan, Vegas Lover and Spock all in one incoherent post. Been drinking again? Bong?

After reading Vegas Lovers thoughtful post about ignoring you, I am seriously considering it. The thing is, I'm actually enjoying this! I guess I'm a troll at heart too. At least when it comes to you.

When I imagine you all alone in a dilapidated rusted out trailer heating up a 1/2 can of beans over an open fire that you stole from a passed out bum, I do feel a twinge of pity. But then I read your mindless "jackpot" posts, your poor attempts at humour, your constant bragging over your imaginary luck/wealth/Star Trek Transporter/intelligence/schlong (pick one) and I realize that you're not even worth someone's pity.

You are a failed gambler with nothing left after a life long gambling addiction. Actually what you do have left are the lies you post on these forums trying to interact with someone...anyone who'll respond to you...good or bad. What would you do if free WiFi wasn't readily available everywhere any longer? I can see the headlines now:

Dishevelled bum found dead at the Budget Inn on Tropicana Avenue In Las Vegas. Police were called earlier this morning to investigate room AAAA3 at the Budget Inn due to complaints of smell. They discovered the body Rob Singer curled up in a ball lying on the bed in a pool of his own urine and feces. Still clutched in his cold dead hands was an old lap top computer where at least a dozen different gambling forums were book marked, along with 1 terabyte of pornography. The motel manager stated, "Well, our free WiFi went out late last night. That's when we started hearing banging sounds from room AAAA3." Rob Singer was the self professed "Greatest Video Poker in all of Recorded History" and spent countless hours on online forums trying to convince the whole world why he was the best. Funeral services will be held Wednesday. Donations to your local chapter of Gamblers Anonymous or Mental Health America will be gratefully accepted.


RIP Rob Ringer (Or at least his credibility)

[dannyj]

I dont mean to sound naive but why does everyone automatically discount the possibility that Rob is actually hitting these jackpots? Like he says, you would have to lurk around and then get permission to take the photo. It just seems like that is more improbable than actually hitting it yourself. Rob, I have no quarrel with you. I like seeing and hearing about other peoples good fortune but imo the arrogance can be dialed down a bit. On the other hand I dont know what it feels like to be scorned by 97% of the forum. Just saying.

[a2a3dseddie]

Rob is also playing a horrendous Triple Double Bonus 9/6, with 98.15% return.

At $25/credit, that means he's losing $2.31 on average every time he hits the DEAL button for a new hand!

According to Rob's math though, he is hitting $50,000 and $100,000 jackpots with regularity after just 10 minutes of play. Let's see, that's $200,000 in 30 minutes of play. If Rob can play 1 hand of video poker in 2 seconds, that would be 30 hands a minute or 900 hands in 30 minutes. $200,000 divided by 900 is $222.22 per hand! That's how much he wins every time he hits the DEAL button! Amazing!

[redietz]

Help me out here, but there seems to be a flaw in the idea that jackpot photos can only be procured in a high limit room after asking permission from someone.

[Count Room]

According to Rob's math though, he is hitting $50,000 and $100,000 jackpots with regularity after just 10 minutes of play. Let's see, that's $200,000 in 30 minutes of play. If Rob can play 1 hand of video poker in 2 seconds, that would be 30 hands a minute or 900 hands in 30 minutes. $200,000 divided by 900 is $222.22 per hand! That's how much he wins every time he hits the DEAL button! Amazing!

You're starting to cross a line of disbelief here, Eddie. If you're skeptical of Rob's claims, what about yours?

I'm starting to disbelieve that you hit that $250,000 Aces w/kicker jackpot or the $12 million Megabucks win.

Your AAAA3 jackpot was +$250,000 for one hand and the $12 million was almost $400,000 per spin on average.

If you think Rob's mere $222 per spin is incredulous, then something doesn't add up here.

[redietz]

Not only that, Rob's claim to a 9 1/2 inch schlong is easily outdone by eddie. Eddie's is also 9 1/2 inches, but we're talking WIDTH.

[Alan Mendelson]

Back to the subject of this thread: big casino wins and jackpots. Last night I had a big win -- and not only do I have the photo but I had a witness who is also a member of this forum because we were playing video poker side by side at Rincon.

When playing 8/5 Bonus at $1 I hit quad aces twice for $400 each, but unfortunately, those wins were eaten up by play and I was actually down about $500 on the evening. That's when I moved over one seat to machine 3116 -- my favorite machine that has both Aces and Faces and Royal Aces Bonus. This was the same machine where I recently hit the $8.000 royal (a few days ago) and I was dealt quad aces on the 25-cent Royal Aces Bonus game for $1,000.

And with only $200 on this machine, and holding only one ace, I drew 3 more rockets for the quad aces paying $4,000. Again, with Royal Aces Bonus quad aces pays the same as a royal. That's three quad-aces in one night -- one of which was the big one. Photo below.