Cannot withdraw money I worked hard for from Marketing Research job! :(

[Tasha]

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I worked hard and cannot get the money I worked so hard for!

[DGenBen]

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I worked hard and cannot get the money I worked so hard for!

Can you ask them to return your research to you since you didn’t get paid?

[Tasha]

https://photos.app.goo.gl/xB5Rm53CkV5VuKARA

I worked hard and cannot get the money I worked so hard for!

Can you ask them to return your research to you since you didn’t get paid?

LMAO! But in all honesty, I'm pissed that I am blocked from getting money I worked so hard for. The pay from the Marketing Research job is more than a day's work in my Regular Job. This would be the equivalent of me not being paid for more than a day's work at my regular job.

The pay from my Marketing Research job was going to pay for new shoes, bus fare, and to pay my phone bill! I need that money I worked hard for!

[theywontpayontuesday]

https://photos.app.goo.gl/xB5Rm53CkV5VuKARA

I worked hard and cannot get the money I worked so hard for!

Can you ask them to return your research to you since you didn’t get paid?

LMAO! But in all honesty, I'm pissed that I am blocked from getting money I worked so hard for. The pay from the Marketing Research job is more than a day's work in my Regular Job. This would be the equivalent of me not being paid for more than a day's work at my regular job.

The pay from my Marketing Research job was going to pay for new shoes, bus fare, and to pay my phone bill! I need that money I worked hard for!

Mdawg should be taking care of you.

[Tasha]

Can you ask them to return your research to you since you didn’t get paid?

LMAO! But in all honesty, I'm pissed that I am blocked from getting money I worked so hard for. The pay from the Marketing Research job is more than a day's work in my Regular Job. This would be the equivalent of me not being paid for more than a day's work at my regular job.

The pay from my Marketing Research job was going to pay for new shoes, bus fare, and to pay my phone bill! I need that money I worked hard for!

Mdawg should be taking care of you.

Mdawg and I just Friends, not dating or anything like that. I am Asexual and Mdawg is married.

[Keystone]

LMAO! But in all honesty, I'm pissed that I am blocked from getting money I worked so hard for. The pay from the Marketing Research job is more than a day's work in my Regular Job. This would be the equivalent of me not being paid for more than a day's work at my regular job.

The pay from my Marketing Research job was going to pay for new shoes, bus fare, and to pay my phone bill! I need that money I worked hard for!

Mdawg should be taking care of you.

Mdawg and I just Friends, not dating or anything like that. I am Asexual and Mdawg is married.

He isn’t married…one of his assortment of lies….I truly believe he’s a queer

[Tasha]

Hmm. I have a REALLY big confession to make.

I claimed

I claim Married . What? I am Single.

I claim I have two biological children, ages 11 and 17. I used my Nephew and Cousin who live with me ages. I am an Asexual Virgin.

I claim I have a Masters degree/Masters degree in Business. I only have a certificate in Customer Service.

I claim I have a household income of $250,000. I claimed I make $125,000 and my Husband makes $125,000. My household actually makes around $ 75,000.

I am a Director of Operations at my job. I am a Customer Service Associate/Cashier.

I use LinkedIn a few times a week. I haven't used LinkedIn in around 18 years.

I live in an Urban area. I live in the Suburbs.

I constantly answer stuff like,"I love AI. AI is the way of the future and Employees and Customers who are stuck in the past are going to have to get over being stuck in the past and step into the present and the future. I claim that I am not afraid of AI taking away my job. Here I was writing as if I am some corrupt CEO, LMAO! In real life, AI scares me and I am a bit worried that I could eventually lose my job to AI.

I claim that I make the final/sole decisions at my job. Once again, I am a Customer Service Associate/Cashier.

I claim that I drive a Toyota Camry. A Toyota Camry was my childhood dream car, LMAO! I take the bus.

I claim that I have car, home, health, vision insurance. I don't due to not having enough hours at my job to qualify.

I claim I work full time. I work part time.

I claim that I have a 529 College Plan for my 17 year old Daughter and my 11 year old Son. I don't have any College Plans.

I claimed I own my own house. I don't own my own house.

I claim four people live in my house. 9 people live in my house.

I claim I pay for Netflix. I am not the one in my house who pays for Netflix.

I claim I do my money business with Wells Fargo. I haven't had a Wells Fargo Bank Account in years .

I claim I make all the decisions in my house.

I claim I buy all the food. I don't.

I claim I go to the movies at least once a year. The last time I went to the movies was when I saw Ma in 2019.

I claim I take Ozempic. I don't.


I claimed I am Straight. I am Asexual.

I claim that I have a mortgage and use Rocket Mortgage. I don't have a Mortgage.

I claim I went on a cruise this year. I haven't been on a cruise for 11 years.

I claim I fly United Airlines. I haven't been on an airplane in 30 years, and I flew Air Jamaica, not United Airlines.

I claim I buy luxury items such as high end cosmetics and skincare. I don't wear makeup and I use cheap bar soap.
Here is what I am truthful for right off the bat.

I am African American/Black.

I am a Female.

I am 41.

My job employs more than 5,000 people.

My job has been around for 123 years.

I have worked for 18 years.

I have straight hair.

I am 4'10.

I eat junk food.

I eat at Restaurants often.

My job is worth about 9 billion.

I answer my real zip code.

I live in Florida. I live in Miami.


When I told the real truth about my life, I kept getting denied. When I lied about my life, I kept getting approved.

I was doing extremely well but recently I got an offer to get a mystery box and I answered the mystery box requirements completely honestly and got paid about $2 and was able to add that to my balance and cash out. I now can't get my $100 I have tied up in that Survey app.

[MisterV]

WTF are you going on about?

[DGenBen]

WTF are you going on about?

It sounds like the “Market Research App” she worked for asked her questions about a cow but she gave them responses about magic beans.

[Tasha]

WTF are you going on about?

I straight up lied in the bulk of my answers for the marketing research job.

[MisterV]

WTF are you going on about?

I straight up lied in the bulk of my answers for the marketing research job.

Why did you lie?

[Tasha]

WTF are you going on about?

I straight up lied in the bulk of my answers for the marketing research job.

Why did you lie?

When I completely told the truth about my life, I kept getting disqualified. So I made my life seem a lot better than it is and got a lot more marketing jobs.

[DGenBen]

I straight up lied in the bulk of my answers for the marketing research job.

Why did you lie?

When I completely told the truth about my life, I kept getting disqualified. So I made my life seem a lot better than it is and got a lot more marketing jobs.

Did you ever think about that with the advances in AI they might be able to tell who was answering honestly & who was not?

[MisterV]

Or it could be as simple as using the same computer to submit all the applications: so easy to check.

[Tasha]

Why did you lie?

When I completely told the truth about my life, I kept getting disqualified. So I made my life seem a lot better than it is and got a lot more marketing jobs.

Did you ever think about that with the advances in AI they might be able to tell who was answering honestly & who was not?

I was doing good until I answered the mystery box requirements thing and told the entire truth about my life. If I had lied on the mystery box requirements thing too I most likely would have been able to cash out my saved $100.

[MDawg]

You were inconsistent with one or more of your answers. And then got the boot.

The kewlJ(s) have no idea what they wrote months ago or yesterday. Their whole self-presentation is inconsistent and ridiculous.

There is something bizarre about a poster who persistently debunks himself and then acts as if people should believe him. It's gotta be some kind of joke.

As I posted over at WOV, one of the Casino rewards programs referred me to some website like the one you were involved with, and I took some surveys but for most of them after spending a few minutes answering questions I would get the "sorry you're not what we're looking for" type message, so I quickly stopped wasting my time and Unsubscribed from their emails. Fortunately, they respected the Unsubscribes and didn't spam me after that. I wouldn't have even bothered with such a thing, but I assumed it had something to do with gaming, when it turned out it was more lifestyle type questionnaires.

Having to spend much of any time on a questionnaire without being guaranteed at least some payout is a joke. In my case it was a combination of cash and rewards points being offered.

[Keystone]

You were inconsistent with one or more of your answers. And then got the boot.

The kewlJ(s) have no idea what they wrote months ago or yesterday. Their whole self-presentation is inconsistent and ridiculous.

There is something bizarre about a poster who persistently debunks himself and then acts as if people should believe him. It's gotta be some kind of joke.

As I posted over at WOV, one of the Casino rewards programs referred me to some website like the one you were involved with, and I took some surveys but for most of them after spending a few minutes answering questions I would get the "sorry you're not what we're looking for" type message, so I quickly stopped wasting my time and Unsubscribed from their emails. Fortunately, they respected the Unsubscribes and didn't spam me after that. I wouldn't have even bothered with such a thing, but I assumed it had something to do with gaming, when it turned out it was more lifestyle type questionnaires.

Having to spend much of any time on a questionnaire without being guaranteed at least some payout is a joke. In my case it was a combination of cash and rewards points being offered.

No one cares about your fairy tales sand tard….dont you have some plastic explosives to make?

[MisterV]

Karen hit "send" then told mammie "Mammie, I and I has really bamboozled dem white devils 'dis time."

Mammie looked up and paused her endless scrubbing: "Wha' chu talkin' 'bout now, chile?"

" 'Dey is gwine to respect me now, mammie: I and I told 'dem I and I has a PhD in Advanced Advantage Play, 'dat will impress 'dem 'nuff to doubles de monies I and I earns."

Mammie took a gulp of her ever-present jug of Tito's and belched "Wha-ever" and went back to scrubbing.

Wisps of smoke poured out of Karen's ears, a sign that she was thinking Deep Thoughts.

"Hmmm, now 'dat I and I has fooled 'dem, who else can i and I pull de wool over dey eyes?"

She squatted and mindlessly dropped both trou and a new "offering" for mammie on the linoleum floor, concluding " 'Dis impostering shit, it be fun. Time now to make some really BIG bucks."

Karen pecked out an email to Gov. Ron Desantis, claiming to be a successful white, male attorney, applying for a position in his administration.

"Wha' could go wrong?" she laughed.

What indeed...

[MisterV]

Governor Desantis swapped out the lifts in his shoes in preparation for the coming day; it was while doing so that his aide showed him the email Karen had sent.

"Well now, what have we here? Hmm...yes...sounds like just what we're looking for to head the new commission i'm setting up on detecting internet fraud and deceit. Get that guy in to see me ASAP."

Karen then received an email directed to the imposter she'd created, requesting a personal interview.

"Mammie, looks at 'dis. Dat white devil in Tal-hassee he want me to see him fo' a job. You hears me, mammie? Fo' a real job."

Mammie heard nothing as she'd passed out on the kitchen floor due to both exhaustion and intoxication, her face smeared in what looked like but most definitely was not chocolate sauce.

"I and I is gwine take de bus up north Mammie, sees y'all later."

And with that Karen headed off on yet another new adventure, one which unbeknownst to her would soon eclipse the time traveling doppelganger tale in terms of absurdity.

[MisterV]

Karen viewed the passing scenery from her bus seat, bored and wanting to start a conversation with the old black lady sitting next to her; she decided to try to hone her impostering skills.

"I and I is gwine to Tal-hassee to cashes in my winning Megabucks ticket, I and I jus' winned me a million dollars, what does you t'ink o' 'dat?"

The aged, world-weary negress looked at Karen, yawned, the slapped her silly saying "You flopsy-mopsy bitch, don't chu ever lie to a granny, you see wha' jus' happened?"

Silence...Karen eventually exited the bus with a swollen cheek and sunken spirits.

"Damn, if I can't pull de wools over de eyes o' an old lady how can I pull 'dis off wit 'de gov-ner?"

It was lunch time: she found a Church's Chicken joint and left both payment and "a stinky, brown offering" on the floor in exchange, then entered the state capitol building to see the governor, having first festooned herself with a life-like Ronald Reagan mask in order to pass as a white man.