Karen hit "send" then told mammie "Mammie, I and I has really bamboozled dem white devils 'dis time."

Mammie looked up and paused her endless scrubbing: "Wha' chu talkin' 'bout now, chile?"

" 'Dey is gwine to respect me now, mammie: I and I told 'dem I and I has a PhD in Advanced Advantage Play, 'dat will impress 'dem 'nuff to doubles de monies I and I earns."

Mammie took a gulp of her ever-present jug of Tito's and belched "Wha-ever" and went back to scrubbing.

Wisps of smoke poured out of Karen's ears, a sign that she was thinking Deep Thoughts.

"Hmmm, now 'dat I and I has fooled 'dem, who else can i and I pull de wool over dey eyes?"

She squatted and mindlessly dropped both trou and a new "offering" for mammie on the linoleum floor, concluding " 'Dis impostering shit, it be fun. Time now to make some really BIG bucks."

Karen pecked out an email to Gov. Ron Desantis, claiming to be a successful white, male attorney, applying for a position in his administration.

"Wha' could go wrong?" she laughed.

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