Advice you would give to Gambling Newbies? :)

[DGenBen]

If you find an advantage loophole in a Casino game, DON'T GET GREEDY. I HAD an advantage loophole(I realized that the Casino doesn't put dates on Bingo cards, so I was collecting other people's abandoned losing Bingo cards and collecting my own losing Bingo cards and using them in other Bingo Sessions to try to win and it worked for a while.

On my recent Casino trip, I won and collected on an old Bingo card that had already lost in a previous Bingo day and won and collected $300 in free play and then I tried to make it work for me again a second time when I won $600 by winning on two lines using another old Bingo card that had also already lost the first time and was caught when the Player's Club Staff Members realized that my second winning Bingo card wasn't from THAT day's Game and I was banned from EVER playing Bingo at this Casino again.

In another Casino, I was already entitled to a FREE Bingo card because I was a Second Tier card. I decided I wanted MORE Bingo cards, so I asked complete Strangers to play on my Player's Club card so that I would accumulate enough points to earn more Bingo card.

I accidentally ended up asking the SAME person TWICE to play on my Player's Club card(The first time he responded something like,""No, I don't feel comfortable playing on a complete Stranger's Player's Club card." The second time, he responded something like,"Ma'am, you already asked me to play on your Player's Club card and I told you no because I'm not comfortable playing on complete Stranger's Player's Club cards. I can't believe you came back and asked me to do this AGAIN. "

And he reported me and I got NO Bingo cards, a 24 hour ban, warned ofI ever asked complete Strangers to play on my Player's Club card again, I would be PERMANENTLY banned, and perp walked out of the Casino by Casino Staff Members. I HAD a chance to win with my entitled free Bingo card but blew my chance by getting GREEDY. Unlike Gordon Gekko said from Wall Street,"Greed is NOT good."

Actually greed can be good under certain circumstances, but stupidity rarely ever is.

[Tasha]

If you find an advantage loophole in a Casino game, DON'T GET GREEDY. I HAD an advantage loophole(I realized that the Casino doesn't put dates on Bingo cards, so I was collecting other people's abandoned losing Bingo cards and collecting my own losing Bingo cards and using them in other Bingo Sessions to try to win and it worked for a while.

On my recent Casino trip, I won and collected on an old Bingo card that had already lost in a previous Bingo day and won and collected $300 in free play and then I tried to make it work for me again a second time when I won $600 by winning on two lines using another old Bingo card that had also already lost the first time and was caught when the Player's Club Staff Members realized that my second winning Bingo card wasn't from THAT day's Game and I was banned from EVER playing Bingo at this Casino again.

In another Casino, I was already entitled to a FREE Bingo card because I was a Second Tier card. I decided I wanted MORE Bingo cards, so I asked complete Strangers to play on my Player's Club card so that I would accumulate enough points to earn more Bingo card.

I accidentally ended up asking the SAME person TWICE to play on my Player's Club card(The first time he responded something like,""No, I don't feel comfortable playing on a complete Stranger's Player's Club card." The second time, he responded something like,"Ma'am, you already asked me to play on your Player's Club card and I told you no because I'm not comfortable playing on complete Stranger's Player's Club cards. I can't believe you came back and asked me to do this AGAIN. "

And he reported me and I got NO Bingo cards, a 24 hour ban, warned ofI ever asked complete Strangers to play on my Player's Club card again, I would be PERMANENTLY banned, and perp walked out of the Casino by Casino Staff Members. I HAD a chance to win with my entitled free Bingo card but blew my chance by getting GREEDY. Unlike Gordon Gekko said from Wall Street,"Greed is NOT good."

Actually greed can be good under certain circumstances, but stupidity rarely ever is.

Maybe in my case, it's probably not so much GREED as it is AUDACIOUS AUDACITY. Seriously, asking complete Strangers to play on my Player's Club card so that I can get Promotions,Freeplay, giveaways,points,and Comps and collecting LOSING Bingo cards and using them for NEE Bingo Sessions in order to win is AUDACIOUS AUDACITY!

[MisterV]

Maybe in my case, it's probably not so much GREED as it is AUDACIOUS AUDACITY. Seriously, asking complete Strangers to play on my Player's Club card so that I can get Promotions,Freeplay, giveaways,points,and Comps and collecting LOSING Bingo cards and using them for NEE Bingo Sessions in order to win is AUDACIOUS AUDACITY!

We make our choices and endure the consequences.

Look, why are you asexual and alone?

Most women figure out the game of life well enough to convince some man to "take care of them" so that they can gamble and not worry much about it.

There's a swarthy fellow here who seems to like you and he claims to have a lot of money: you might want to reevaluate your life choices and set your cap on him, or if not him then on some other moron stupid enough to fall in love with you.

Then again, you could go beyond AP and become an accomplished casino cheat.

[Rob.Singer]

Why in fuck does ANYBODY bother chatting with such a retarded, moronic loser like this female monkey Tasha?

Obviously, she's a no-life lowlife who gets 100% of her "kicks" getting you fools to respond to her totally meaningless nonsense.

[MisterV]

Why in fuck does ANYBODY bother chatting with such a retarded, moronic loser like this female monkey Tasha?.

It is a hallmark of civilization for its more successful members to reach out and advise those who are less fortunate.

[pinchingyourballs]

How many TIMES are you going to rehash the story about you getting in trouble for asking STRANGERS to play on your Players Club Card at the CASINO, or the story about you scamming BINGO with USED cards that Casino Staff did not bother to check????????

Did Boz, V, and Singer not call you RETARD enough times the first few times you regaled us with these tales? Did the tingly sensation wear off and now you ANOTHER fix of them calling you RETARD?

Why don't you PM them to beg for a loan? That will really get them fired up to call you a Retard so you can feel the tinglies again. Or make up a new story about doing something 'tarded at the Casino. Doesn't even have to be true. Here's one you could try:

"I was at the Casino and I overheard another patron say something like 'That guy over there looks like 1986 Axl Rose.' to his friend. And the person's friend replied something like 'We should go over there and ask him if he knows that he looks like 1986 Axl Rose.' And since I thought I had an opening to make some new Casino Friends, I interrupted their conversation and said that I had written an ENTIRE Fan Fiction story about 1986 Axl Rose time traveling to meet present day Axl Rose. But they gave me dirty look and said something like 'I can't believe you just eavesdropped and interrupted our PRIVATE conversation to tell us about a story you wrote online.' As I was about to say SORRY for interrupting their PRIVATE conversation, the person they were talking about came over and said something like 'I can't believe the three of you are talking about me behind my back. I am very aware that I look like 1986 Axl Rose and I don't APPRECIATE people commenting on it behind my back.' But then I corrected him saying that I wasn't actually the one talking about him, I was just eavesdropping on the other two talking about him. But the guy who looked like Axl Rose did not care for my very helpful explanation of the situation and he called security and then the THREE of us were thrown out of the Casino for hassling another patron due to him looking like 1986 Axl Rose. As I was sitting outside waiting for my Uber, the other two said to me something like 'Thanks a lot for getting us all thrown out of the Casino. If you hadn't interrupted our PRIVATE conversation about that man who looks like Axl Rose we could all be blowing our paychecks on Video Poker.' Personally I think those two patrons were overreacting to my eavesdropping and interrupting their conversation because I was just TRYING to make new Casino Friends."

[Tasha]

Try to play ONLY on days when it's a Promotion or you have free play. Also, if you are giving big money to a Casino and they take away your free play, just don't go. If they don't compensate you for your play, just don't give them any more business. I'm going through this now with one of my local Casinos. I played for MONTHS to start getting free play and they gave me ONE month of a VERY paltry free play, like $5 a WEEK and the next month, they even took THAT paltry free play away and I haven't played in that local Casino for a while now. If they aren't compensating you for your play, just stop giving them your patronage.

[DGenBen]

To paraphrase a scene from Vegas Vacation, just punch yourself in the nuts as hard as you can and then light half of your money on fire.

You’ll get the exact same feeling you would by going to the casino but it will only be half as expensive.

[pinchingyourballs]

Some advice I would give to gambling newbies in states with a lot of tribal casinos is try to obtain tribal membership.

[MisterV]

...if you are giving big money to a Casino and they take away your free play, just don't go. If they don't compensate you for your play, just don't give them any more business. I'm going through this now with one of my local Casinos. I played for MONTHS to start getting free play...

Oh please Karen, what, do you think we just got off the boat?

You are a clerk / minion at Walgreens for christ sake: no way have you ever had "big money to (give to) a casino."

True, pissing away all of your paycheck hurts but at least you can console yourself realizing that it isn't 'big money."

[Rob.Singer]

...if you are giving big money to a Casino and they take away your free play, just don't go. If they don't compensate you for your play, just don't give them any more business. I'm going through this now with one of my local Casinos. I played for MONTHS to start getting free play...

Oh please Karen, what, do you think we just got off the boat?

You are a clerk / minion at Walgreens for christ sake: no way have you ever had "big money to (give to) a casino."

True, pissing away all of your paycheck hurts but at least you can console yourself realizing that it isn't 'big money."

Maybe you're finally realizing the retard makes up these stories because she's bored from being broke, can't visit casinos every week, but she needs the attention.

[MisterV]

Oh, I've been "on to" Karen for some time now: an autistic troll.

How sweet.

[Tasha]

Advice I would give to gambling Newbies is sometimes the advertising isn't technically FALSE, but it is MISLEADING. For example, there is a Bingo app game that claims you get money deposited into your PayPal Account just by playing their Bingo app game.

I like playing Bingo, so I figured I'll play this Bingo app and get money deposited into my PayPal Account. I got about $5 in free money from the Bingo app to play Bingo. I turned the $5 into about $20 and tried to deposit the $20 into my PayPal Account.


The Bingo App game stated I had to deposit at least $15 of my own money in order to qualify for withdrawals. I deposited $15 of my own money and honestly thought I was going to get a total of $35, the $20 I accumulated through the $20 I got by winning Bingo, and my $15 deposit.

Shady surprise, I was only allowed to withdraw my own deposited money and had to pay a $3 fee, so I only got $12 back of my own money back and didn't get the $20 I accumulated for winning the Bingo app game. The rules don't tell you that you get only your OWN money back minus a $3 withdrawal fee.

So the "You can get $100 deposited into your PayPal Account today by playing our Bingo game isn't technically FALSE advertising, but it is MISLEADING advertising as the $100 that is deposited into your PayPal Account is your own $100 you deposited in the first place after depositing say $103.

[AxelWolf]

Advice I would give to gambling Newbies is sometimes the advertising isn't technically FALSE, but it is MISLEADING. For example, there is a Bingo app game that claims you get money deposited into your PayPal Account just by playing their Bingo app game.

I like playing Bingo, so I figured I'll play this Bingo app and get money deposited into my PayPal Account. I got about $5 in free money from the Bingo app to play Bingo. I turned the $5 into about $20 and tried to deposit the $20 into my PayPal Account.


The Bingo App game stated I had to deposit at least $15 of my own money in order to qualify for withdrawals. I deposited $15 of my own money and honestly thought I was going to get a total of $35, the $20 I accumulated through the $20 I got by winning Bingo, and my $15 deposit.

Shady surprise, I was only allowed to withdraw my own deposited money and had to pay a $3 fee, so I only got $12 back of my own money back and didn't get the $20 I accumulated for winning the Bingo app game. The rules don't tell you that you get only your OWN money back minus a $3 withdrawal fee.

So the "You can get $100 deposited into your PayPal Account today by playing our Bingo game isn't technically FALSE advertising, but it is MISLEADING advertising as the $100 that is deposited into your PayPal Account is your own $100 you deposited in the first place after depositing say $103.

What is it about Bingo and keno that attracts people with aspergers, mental challenges, and other brain disorders?

[MisterV]

What is it about Bingo and keno that attracts people with aspergers, mental challenges, and other brain disorders?

False hope?

Wait...that's what gets most of us.

[DGenBen]

Advice I would give gambling newbies is gambling is a sport that goes very well with a lot of alcohol.

Always try to drink as much as you can as it increases your chances of winning.

Also drugs go very well with gambling but only stimulants like Cocaine & Meth, leave the downers at home.

Always bring as much cash with you as you can & as many ATM cards, credit cards, etc as you can fit in your wallet or purse so if you have a temporary run of bad luck you’ll be able to keep playing.

If you’re ahead ask yourself if what you are ahead by is a life changing amount of money & if not keep playing until it is.

[theywontpayontuesday]

Do not wager more than you can afford to lose.

Do not gamble if you are extremely poor.

Free food is usually food that's about to go bad.

Beware of any casino patron who resembles Tasha in speech or appearance.

This is the only real answer and casinos hate talking about it as we all know how phoney they are regarding problem gambling.

[smurgerburger]

Tasha how did they recognize that your found bingo cards were from a different day?

[Tasha]

Tasha how did they recognize that your found bingo cards were from a different day?

The Bingo sequence numbers on the Bingo I turned in didn't match that day's Bingo sequence numbers. So that's how Player's Club Staff Members found out I was using old Bingo cards that already previously lost. :/

[MisterV]

The Bingo sequence numbers on the Bingo I turned in didn't match that day's Bingo sequence numbers. So that's how Player's Club Staff Members found out I was using old Bingo cards that already previously lost. :/

Didn't it occur to you that they'd look at the sequence numbers to verify a card's legitimacy?

An easy tell...