Tomás had a change of heart and invited the Tasha woman to stay with him in his igloo until things died down across the border. He had never thought to include love and companionship in his T.O.E., and truth be told, he had always hoped he would find a woman who enjoyed shitting on the floor of chicken joints as much as he did. Since both of them were too old for healthy reproduction, they adopted an abandoned baby polar bear and raised it as their son, Victor, or V. for short. As the years went by, Victor grew too big and agressive for their cramped igloo, so Tomás and Tasha set out on dog sled to find a new home. En route to an igloo listing they saw on Candian Zillow, Victor was overcome with hunger and ate Tomás and Tasha, thus ending their middle aged love story. For his part, Victor slowly started morphing into a human man and thus set off for Portland Oregon, where he lived out the rest of his days smoking pot and visiting casinos whilst dressed as a woman.

The End.