Wrong dinner arci.... but right on queue! I won't be going to any Indian casinos, and ESPECIALLY when we're visiting family. Please identify the day and time--but if you'd like we'll take both of you out instead at the place of your choice. (No KFC of course)

All those stats--they're actually meaningless as you know. You just like watching numbers collect, repeat, divide, add, subtract and multiply. Why bother going all the way to that casino to stimulate yourself in that manner when you can stay at home and do the same thing on the computer? Or you could record how many times you scratch an itch or blink, then compare your monthly results to that of the Stephen Hawkings of the world? That ought to be interesting statistical observation, don't you think?