C'mon Alan, let's make a wager.

-Roll two dice. Any non-deuce roll is a push (where neither die is a deuce).
-Any 2-2 I pay you 7:1.
-Any counting roll (one die a deuce, other not a deuce) you lose your wager to me.

Let's do this a bunch of times, over and over, so you can laugh your way to the bank with all my money.