The Wizard will bank this bet: 1/6 vs 1/11

[redietz]

If I have to draw a perfect scheme with dots, commas ,conditions etc every time I want to say something on a forum, just to satisfy trolls like you and language nerds, I'd deprive myself from all the fun.

Whoever wants to understand will get the point easily. Whoever wants to troll and whine about commas will do it anyway.

Have fun.

This may be my favorite quote of all time. My ex-girlfriend, who is a fine editor, let me know what a comma-overusing, tense-misusing, participle-dangling mess I am, and now, somehow, I don't feel so bad. "Language nerd" sounds so cool.

I think Kewl meant "deprive myself OF all the fun, by the way.