My special play at rest areas is to use the farthest urinal with 50% splatter odds. Yes, it's on the end next to the wall. It is really an advantage play when I am the only one at the urinals.
My special play at rest areas is to use the farthest urinal with 50% splatter odds. Yes, it's on the end next to the wall. It is really an advantage play when I am the only one at the urinals.
My paternal cousins from Chicago have a cute little blue floral sign above their bathroom toilet:Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
"In this house we aim to please. So you aim too, please."
Reminds me of the days when I had season tickets to the Bears (why is another story). The bathrooms were too few and very inferior. At halftime, men would just piss in the sinks or on the floor because if you waited in line for a urinal you'd miss the third quarter. A lot of beer and too few urinals was a bad combo. Since i was young I could hold it all day thankfully.Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
That's why I have an RV regnis. The rest areas are for the guys who believe homos who service the men's room visitors have wives.
BTW where'd arci go? He's missed.
Actually I don't use the freeway rest stops. There are plenty of clean restaurants along the 15 where you can take a break if necessary. And if you have to make too many stops check your prostate.
Alan if you ever do get tired of stopping or your prostate becomes uncooperative, they have this gadget I brought home from Chiang Mai that gives men "another option" when it comes to "being on the go and needing to go".
Hey Rob do you use that "golf club" that you pee in?Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
I've heard that there are plenty of guys at the rest stop that will give you a free prostate check.Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
And I've run into a few of them, which is why I stopped hitting the rest areas about 35 years ago.
Alan, I don't golf.
Rob... when you take up golf be sure you buy one of these:
http://www.cbc.ca/dragonsden/pitches/the-fenisOriginally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Alan I wouldn't fit into that little thing.
You're right Rob. It's only for little dicks.Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Sounds like anecdotes to me..
The only reason Mendelson let Rob "the punk ass" back on this site was because Mendelson was getting embarrased by the "1 in 11" crowd. Mendelson was embarraseed to admit, when faced with the evidence, that he was wrong. The coward that he is knew Dinger would troll them for him. Because Mendelson doesn't have the balls to troll. He wants to make it look like he is fair and balanced. But why are attacks on Dinger on this site looked at with disdain by him. Dinger attacks and smears people at will. What's up with that, Alan. Diner is a clown. There is nothing in his hoax strategies. They have been debunked by everyone since Galileo.
And Alan mocks the Wizard of Odds with his signature line "Alan can't get past the fact that a die has six sides." Does the Wizard know you are mocking him like that? Let's see if you can get by this one Mr. TV man. Why is it twice as likely that you will roll a three than a hard four? Remember Mr. TV man, it is twice as likely you will roll a three as a hard four. And guess what, Mr. TV man, when you roll a three "at least one of the dice is a 2." So explain that to all of us like we are three years olds, Mr. TV man, that when one of the dice is "at least a 2" it is even odds that the other die will be a 1 or a 2. Your math don't balance Mr. TV man. It is obvious that you and Dinger have some kind of romanctic relationship. And don't give me that crap about being married men.
Singahkillah you must have missed a few posts here because even some of the "math experts" who took part in the debate here about the two-dice problem conceded that the answer to the stated problem was 1/6 -- and it was all in the wording.
Unfortunately -- "English" is not the strong suit of the math guys on the WOV forum.
The Wizard's manipulation of both dice to prove his math was absurd. In reality a die can only have six sides and once a die shows one side, it cannot be rotated to show another unless you allow cheating.
I can see it now....
Me: "The chance of hitting a royal is about 1 in 40,000 or so."
Alan: "Nonsense! The chance of hitting a royal is 50%. Either you hit the royal -- or you don't! TWO OUTCOMES. 1/2 = 50%."
Me: "Let's simulate it and see how often a royal is hit."
Alan: "Simulations use math and I don't believe in math! What nonsense!"
*Simulations prove a royal has a chance of about 1 in 40,000*
Me: "Alan, wanna make a bet?"
Alan: "I'll bet peanuts, or for whoever buys lunch. But not money." {Probably because he knows he'll lose but too stubborn to admit the "math guys" are correct.}
Me: "Come on, Alan, any amount. Seriously."
Alan: "Look at these two dice. There's one 2 on this die and a 2 on this die. So let's remove the first die from the problem, because 'the first die is a 2' (lol). Now let's see how many 2's are on the other die. Oh look there's only one 2! So the chance is 1/6. Stupid math guys."
Me: "Brilliant, Alan! I know of an easy way for you to make money."
*Alan unbans Rob Singer for some random reason.*
Alan: "How's that?"
Rob: {10 paragraphs of text, summarized to: "AP doesn't exist it's fake, I tried it before but failed."}
Alan: "RS? How do I make money?"
Me: "I'll give you 8-to-1 odds that if at least 1 die is a 2 the other will not be a 2."
Alan: "Ok. Lunch or peanuts?"
Rob: "I won so much money out of the Bellagio, they actually banned me. Why would they ban me if my system didn't work? You see with the ARTT and SPS system, you're guaranteed to win money. I bet $20K I can walk into a casino, use my system, and come out a winner. None of the math guys will do it."
Alan & co: "That's because your system works. Duh."
Me: "Come on, Alan, you don't want to make money off of me? You have a huge advantage!"
{100 pages later}
Alan: "I'm right. I don't want to do a bet with real money. ANYTHING can happen when we do the real thing. So if I lose it's just because of the 'anything can happen', not because I'm expected to lose."
*Alan temporarily bans me: "No swearing on my forum. The word 'fart' is offensive." *
.....wait, that already happened!
Generally, the chance of hitting a royal is about 1/42000 depending on the game. In the photo below, with four to the royal dealt, my chance of hitting the royal was 1/47.
Then explain to all of us like we are three years olds why it is twice as likely that you will roll a 3 than a hard 4. With both the 3 and the hard 4 "at least one of the dice is a 2." You can't get by this one, sir. Your math fails.Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
*Alan pulls out two dice. Sets one to be a 2 and sets it aside. He grabs the other, rotates it, and notes there is only ONE 1 and ONE 2. He then declares a 3 and hard 4 are equally likely.*Originally Posted by singahkillah
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