More mickeymouse alcohol-induced rambling. Remember, this is the same guy who went bust claiming to be a Nevada "AP" in some distant past, where his phony stories originate from. The only truthful part of them is how he had to hitch hike around because he couldn't afford even a junker.

Nothing wrong Mickey with your having this fantasy about how you're the pro's pro and all that. It's just next time, please come up with a more believable story other than making six figures a year playing keno in Montana, yet you admit to not being able to buy a car, a home, or a dental plan.. Yes......you do have a habit of spilling your guts often as you fight it out with the bottom of all those bottles.

My question for the "pro": How many DUI's has that illustrious past produced, and how many jail cells have you seen?