Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
If the small get many I'll stay small.
Jonah Falcon has uhm....the world's confirmed largest and he has only managed a one-year relationship with a woman his entire life:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/fm...on-needs-a-job (Comedy Central Jon Stewart)