Rob, please do not care about me so much.

The first thing I did after getting my check and paying off my marker was call my son to come join me in Vegas with the promise that I would give him money to play with. How much is that worth? Certainly more than the $3,000 he got and it was even worth more than the $26,000 he won when he hit a royal that same night.

Some of us actually like to take our winnings to play more. Sometimes we win more and sometimes we lose. But we do something you can't do: we enjoy ourselves. You are a miserable SOB who still can't forget that being an AP drove you into bankruptcy. I wonder if you had been a recreational player instead of trying to beat the casinos you would have enjoyed life more?

And leave Chimp alone. She's a darling lady and you would thank your lucky stars if she ever gave you the time of day.