In many ways VP and flipping a coin are EXACTLY alike. The differences are actually pretty minor.
Nope, I explained this to you in the past. The .5% is not a yearly APR. It applies every time you put your bankroll through the machines. A pro does this every couple of weeks. Hence, a .5% edge comes out similar to a 13% APR.
Once again your assume you will lose the profit if you continue to play and do better on your next trip. That is nonsense. There is no reason to believe you won't do better if you keep playing then when you return in the future. They are both equally likely.
This is a memory issue. Alan remembers the times he lost after a big win while not remembering the times he continued to play and increased his wins. It's an emotional scar that influences his logic.