Here's what we can do right now.
You accept the bet, I provide Alan with proof that I gamble...like a W2G from 2015 with my name on it, mailed offers, emailed offers, players cards...whatever meets his criteria of proof.
After you lose, you go to New Orleans in March and get "Coach Belly" engraved on that bottle of Johnnie Blue,
and then bring it to me at Harrah's in AC whenever you grow the balls to show up and meet me...you name the date.
You can name any penalty for me if I lose the bet...anything at all...it won't matter.
You wrote a check with your mouth that your ass must cash...either that or you are labled a welcher.