Nice house Rob. Not nearly as nice as you are trying to make it out to be, but a little better than average for the Phoenix area. And I must say you were very savvy to get it at 9 grand less than they were asking, especially since they had already dropped quite a bit in the previous months. Or I guess I should say “The person who actually bought it” since it isn't in you or your wife's name. On the flip side, I personally loath houses that are only 10' from their neighbors, but to each their own.

Now the question is why you felt the need to embellish it. It was pretty obvious from your pictures that it wasn't 4,100 sq ft, (not to mention that it would be pretty darn hard to put a 4,100 sq ft house on a lot that's only 6,000 sq ft,.) It's also kind of misleading to say it has “4 levels” when in reality 2 of those “levels” are just slightly higher or lower rooms. The specs clearly state there are only 2 floors, which is a significantly more relatable term for most people. But it wouldn't have looked quite as impressive that way would it?

Given all of that I wasn't at all surprised to find that it is actually only 2540 sq. ft.. Perhaps that's why you increased the number of bedrooms and bathrooms from what is actually there; something needed to fill that "4,100 sq ft house", amiright? Unfortunately, your claims don't mesh with the official figures which state 4 bedrooms, not 5. And you'd think that if there really was 4 baths the listing would have shown pictures of all of them instead of just 3 and the specs would have said 4 as well, but they didn't, and they don't.

So now it seems you are once again stuck in a familiar situation, with the unenviable task of trying to justify your earlier remarks. Seems to me your options are:

1) Ignore this post, as you have often done when you find yourself in a sticky wicket. Of course when you do that everyone is smart enough to know that you're just stalling while you try to fabricate an explanation.

2) Attempt to discredit me by making post after post after post that implying that I am less than truthful, (which is hilarious as that only proves how irritated you are, and how deeply I'm in your head), even though the source is always included and anyone can see for themselves there was no fabrication involved. Of course if you do that I'll have no recourse other than to post all the documents about the house, including the ownership, lest my veracity become impugned. I sure hope there really aren't any debtors looking for you because that might give you away wouldn't it?

3) Just come clean.

Don't ya think it's about time Kimosabe?