I've always wanted to be a degenerate gambler. Does it take much practice? Is it as bad as what happens in Reefer Madness, or somehow worse? Is it a good excuse to be a sexual predator, or embezzle from the church, or anything like that? I could always use a good excuse.

When Rob was a degenerate gambler, did he have to use a different restroom? I was thinking of getting an operation so I too could be a transdegenerate.