Warning: this is sexist and juvenile.

Alan, I'm thinking your "quitting when ahead" could have massive practical implications in other aspects of life. Imagine, if you will, breaking up with each woman after you got laid the first time. If you just kept "quitting when ahead," no hassles, no headaches, no splitting up of resources. Think about it.

You could write a book. Maybe a three-part series. Possibly an encyclopedia before you're done.

Rob wouldn't be able to contribute much. He's strictly Reader's Digest material.

So why haven't you been quitting when ahead in the important stuff?