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[mickeycrimm]

I'm going to hold you to what you wrote originally...before you started adding conditions that made the bet impractical.

I didn't change anything from what I originally wrote. You wanted to accept the challenge. Now you don't. Let the record show that belly is chickening out. I claim Victory.

[coach belly]

I didn't change anything from what I originally wrote.

The original conditions were 1 million hands on a 98% machine.

Adding more conditions is changing the terms and conditions.

I have observed Rob's negotiations for challenges extensively in the past. His technique is to keep changing the terms and conditions until you get tired of trying to make the bet and go away. Then he will claim victory.

I claim Victory.

That's a shame...especially since a million hands can be reasonably played on a 100-play machine.

You probably don't have any money to put in escrow anyway, even for a sure thing, so why did you even talk about laying 100 to 1 odds when you can't cover any action?

It looks like Rob Singer was right about you all along...you're a writer of fairy tales...a figment of your own imagination.

[RS__]

Coach, you can do 100-play for this challenge (if you can find it). But I'll take Mickey's word on it, that there ain't no 100-play in Montana.

[regnis]

OK--compromise gentlemen. Las Vegas has plenty of 50 and 100 play games.

Has the exact game been determined? Bonus, DDB, aces and faces, JOB, player's choice??

[coach belly]

Coach, you can do 100-play for this challenge (if you can find it). But I'll take Mickey's word on it, that there ain't no 100-play in Montana.

That's why he added playing in Montana to the conditions...to put a ridiculous stipulation on an otherwise straightforward bet that he offered.

[Alan Mendelson]

That's why he added playing in Montana to the conditions...to put a ridiculous stipulation on an otherwise straightforward bet that he offered.

It seems to me that the Montana stipulation was an add-on. Frankly Coach could play one million hands with a witness anywhere to complete the original bet. Is Mickey witnessing it another add-on stipulation?

[Alan Mendelson]

By the way I AM NOT AVAILABLE to witness this. I have a life. LOL

[Alan Mendelson]

One million hands at one-cent per hand is $10,000 coin-in. On a 100 play machine at 800 hands per hour it's 12.5 hours. But the value of royals will be shorted at one coin.

[mickeycrimm]

That's why he added playing in Montana to the conditions...to put a ridiculous stipulation on an otherwise straightforward bet that he offered.

What? Did you think I was going to shell out $1000 to go to Las Vegas and watch you? I haven't been there in nine years. I don't have any comp, nothing. So I would have to foot the bill just to sit there and watch you. For what? A mealy $100. I win the bet but I lose money. If you want the bet then you come up here.

There is no multi-hand video poker here. Even if it was it would be restricred to triple play/five play for nickels because of the state law $2 max bet. But the real reason I won't allow 100 play is if you get lucky and flop a few royals.

[quahaug]

One million hands at one-cent per hand is $10,000 coin-in. On a 100 play machine at 800 hands per hour it's 12.5 hours. But the value of royals will be shorted at one coin.

He'll lose the ten G's long before he gets to a million hands.

[Alan Mendelson]

But the real reason I won't allow 100 play is if you get lucky and flop a few royals.

Seems to me that you are saying that you will not allow a fair bet?

[Rob.Singer]

Guys, all mickey's trying to say is the following:

1. He can in no way afford to travel to the only viable place to have this challenge: Nevada.

2. He rejects the 100-play machine--the only reasonable method of completing this challenge in a timely manner--because he really doesn't want to actually have to go THROUGH with this challenge.

3. mickey would NEVER want anyone who believes he's full of it to show up at his doorstep. To do so would guarantee him being the laughing stock of the bs-AP world once word got out of his laughable, loner, loser existence in the only place that he could find that takes food stamps for beer.

4. And finally....he gives new meaning to being able to actually watch someone sweat over the wonder of the internet

BTW: I never thought there could be a more SATISFYING ending to a Super Bowl than two years ago--when Malcolm Butler shut Russell Wilson up. Yet it was surpassed by the GREAT Tom Brady & co. last Sunday!

Got my 5X Super Bowl Champion gear on order. Then the dilemma will be whether to piss off sour grapes liberals with that....or with my Make America Great Again hat!

Oh I returned home today from our trip to Tahoe. With an extra $1700 from max four hours play.

Life is good....

[coach belly]

But the real reason I won't allow 100 play is if you get lucky and flop a few royals.

What's the odds for getting dealt a royal?...600000 to 1 or something like that?

That's what has you worried...me getting dealt a few royals in 10000 deals?

A 98% game is a 98% game...one line or multi-line...is there a difference?

[Alan Mendelson]

1/629,740. I was dealt a royal on a 5-cent, 50-play machine at Mandalay Bay which paid $10,000.

If you were to play 1-cent, max play on a 100-line game the dealt royal would pay $4,000.

If you were to play 5-cent, max play on a 100-line game the dealt royal would pay $20,000.

I'm going to guess that to take this 1-million hand test, Coach will play the lowest minimum full coin-in amount which would probably be 5-cent VP unless there is a 1-cent game with a 98-percent return.

[Alan Mendelson]

A 98% game is a 98% game...one line or multi-line...is there a difference?

Didn't Dan start a thread which questioned multi line games?

[mickeycrimm]

Yellow Belly, you, Mendelson, Singer, none of you assholes are going to manipulate me. Got it, idiot? You are the one pushing the bet. So get your punk ass up here if you want the bet. Put up or shut up, coward.

You know goddam well you were never serious about the bet anyway. You are just doing what you do best here, jerking someone's chain. Trying to change it to a hundred play in Nevada is trying to change the terms. I told you my terms are non negotiable. What part of that statement do you not understand? So get your punk ass up here, sit down on a 98% game, and start playing, numnuts. You will play 1 million hands on a single line machine. If you want to waste my time then I will waste yours, coach chickenshit..

[Alan Mendelson]

You know goddam well you were never serious about the bet anyway.

Honestly, how could anyone be serious about playing a million hand bet on a single line machine? Or even on a 5-play machine.

Let's go over it again:

If you play 800 hands per hour it will take 1,250 of hours of non-stop play.
That's a little more than 52 non-stop days of video.
If you play half the day, and spent the other half of the day eating, sleeping and taking care of human essentials (not including pauses for handpays and drinks from the cocktail waitress) that 104 daily sessions.
I think the rest of us have lives and can't spent one-third of the year in a casino like this.

[Rob.Singer]

mickey created this virtual reality "I AM A LOSER" life for himself on the internet, and now he's having to deal with the consequences of it. And ain't it FUN watching him squirm and squeal like a stuck pig over someone else calling him on his own pack of BS! The absolute best part bonus hit? See mickey get caught in his own silly trap....see mickey be a coward....see mickey drink....and see mickey curse

[mickeycrimm]

mickey created this virtual reality "I AM A LOSER" life for himself on the internet, and now he's having to deal with the consequences of it. And ain't it FUN watching him squirm and squeal like a stuck pig over someone else calling him on his own pack of BS! The absolute best part bonus hit? See mickey get caught in his own silly trap....see mickey be a coward....see mickey drink....and see mickey curse

See Rob welsh. Thats what you are known for now.

[coach belly]

Trying to change it to a hundred play in Nevada is trying to change the terms.

Here's the original offer...

I would have no problem laying someone 100 to 1 that they won't be ahead on a 98% game after 1 million hands.

It says no problem...it says a 98% game...nothing about Montana, nothing about being alone, nothing about single line...you added all that after I said yes.

I called you out as being a pussy to get you back here and prove it...and you did. Now you'll never live it down around here.

Too bad Mickey Crimm is such a pussy, or he'd be taking his lumps here too.

You're nothing but a lumped-up shit-talking phony...you and your $10K bets...LOL.

You've been exposed, chump. It turns out that Singer was right about you and your fairy tales all along.