Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson View Post
Gee, why IS Rob giving me dating advice? Isn't Rob overstepping his bounds as a video poker expert, and now he's being a dating expert too?

Gee Rob... she has been taking me to these dive bars for karaoke and video poker. Not only has she had two dealt royals in the past week, but she's had 6 other royals so far this year.

Oh... I forgot to tell you... she's a babe, too.
Alan, what's the difference if she's a "babe" or not. Your out-of-control gambling has cost you FOUR marriages, numerous humiliating circumstances, and leaves you forever in need of a JOB (yes, unfortunately to any vp addict that also stands for jacks-or-better) that only provides the undeniably sad fact that you will likely die a lonely old man. And for someone who has mercifully been given a wonderful second chance, you do nothing but continuously slap it right across the face. The world of normal, respectable people see this as a tremendous waste with a huge dose of being eternally ungrateful.