BS AP's

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Rob, I don't want to be too critical here, but you used a subordinate clause in the wrong spot. You should move "that he just can't satisfy" so that it's directly after "itch."

Don't thank me. I'm always in your corner.

Sounds like something you might have told your wife as she walked out on you, which us why you find yourself alone and living a make-believe life in your declining years.

How's the pr pack coming

Nice road trip you went on, lol....lemme guess, did you have to go to your significant others family reunion in the forest?

They live under a bridge, no?