I remember sitting in a diner in Frackville. My friend, Bob Gardner, had asked me to help him with an English paper. I sat there and talked. He sat across from me, notebook in hand, and I thought he was taking notes. Nope, he was more or less transcribing what I said. Well, the English professor, a Ms. Nancy Stumhoffer, read his paper and called us both into the office. I said, completely truthfully, that I had not written his paper. She didn't believe me. She then said that if he simply went to every class and handed in each paper, she would pass him. That's all Bob needed, as he was scheduled to go into the Marines upon graduation. Bob went to every class and did his papers himself. She gave him an F. I got an A on every paper. She gave me a B.

I think Rob was responsible for those posts.

Do you, Mr.Mendelson, really think girlfriday's opening post is an accurate rendition of what I had to say? I idolize MickeyCrimm? Based on his use of his last name? LOL -- you and I both know that's a Rob tipoff.

Good try, though. Very entertaining. Pass it along to Rob.