Vic, I just coated my hands in baby powder, so you should be safe now.

Arci, seeing that my wife just turned 60 and can't collect SS, we'll let that define the rest of your sour grapes post. But just as always, thank you for showing another small piece of your angry side.

Chip, chip, chipping away,
Chipping at your tower of cool!

Now go back and check on that pot of boiling water! And strengthen the walker, would you!