Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
Oh mickey....at her age and 132 lbs., I'd say she's minimum a hundred pounds less than you. Oh wait--you're both the same age

Next thought: let me tempt you with a greasy sausage egg cheese biscuit from Mickey D's. Or four of them. And how about downing them with one of your 40 oz. Schlitz Malt Liquors from Circle K?
I haven't laughed so hard since she gave you the crabs. 332 pounds is more like it. You got plenty of warmth in the winter and plenty of shade in the summertime. Have another Moose Drool.