You have as much chance of winning long term at negative expectation video poker as I do of being struck by solar radiation and transforming into one of the Fantastic Four. The answers to the questions are the same.

So I'm glad we're in agreement that I can become one of the Fantastic Four.

Coach, you don't mind my quoting you that I can become a member of the Fantastic Four, right? You can pick which member. I'm flexible -- LOL. I guess that's a Reed Richards pun.