El Cortez automatic shuffle machine cheating

[Moses]

Oh geez, so I was going to comment about Axel's meetup offer to moses. BUT, I forget what point I wanted to make. Oh well.

Well, let me see if I can help you out there Sparky. I don't participate in team play, I don't train newbie's, I don't share my picks, and I don't loan money. O ya. I hate bullies. Especially, the ones who pick on people that can't defend themselves. Other than that I'm a pretty nice guy.

A friend wanted me to teach him to play. Now why would I do that? He ask, "do you mind if I watch you play"? I replied, "yes."

He ask, "how about from a distance"? I replied "okay, from another state." He said "well, maybe I will stop by when your playing and say hello." I replied, "talk to me at work and I will punch you in the throat."

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You must be the Moses before the Burning Bush!

No I don't smoke weed. But I've chased a little bush in my day. lol