Originally Posted by Moses View Post
Funny story, a guy walks up to me while I'm eating in the buffet. Asks for lunch money. HA. Get it?

i'm leaving court earlier today and a bum comes out from behind a bush, surprising me, and with a toothless, conniving smile asks "Do you have a dollar?"

I look him the eye for a few seconds, a merciless glare, really, then with a cheshire cat smile I say "Yes, I do" and just keep walking.

The fucker was nonplussed.