Talk about tilt? Yung is resorting back to his old ways.
Other than post #343, Yung is far more focused and condensed with his words that he used to be. .The Doctor told him to 1.) think of what he wanted to say. 2.) Focus and speak or write very slowly. He dated his wife for 7 or 8 years before he popped the question.
He'd walk her home and then wait at the door for her to come back with the $12.47 that was her share for the dinner and a movie. They'd shake hands and say good night.
He wanted to ask for her hand in marriage but he'd stray off like he does on a post. Well, one night she invited him over for dinner and TV to save the $12.47. So Yung, was determined tonight was the night to ask her the big question. They were sitting on the sofa.
Yung looked over and saw the cat pawing at the balls on the curtain. This is my big chance he thought. But he couldn't stay focused. He started telling her all about the origin of cats, how many there are in the city, state. How many lives they have etc etc. Well, she fell asleep. So Yung knelt in front of her and gently shook her arm to wake her up. He thought to himelf "focus and speak very slowly."
So Yung looked and the cat was still pawing at the balls on curtain. So Yung said very slowly as he pointed towards the cat "ha-ha-honey th-th-that's what you can do when we get married." But by the time he got it said the cat was licking his ass.
