What question? Jupiter boy. ...And yet you won't compete against me. You're a real pussy. Sounds to me like someone who just shit in their own corn flakes.
My life is crap? O no. Help me Geeezus, Bill sat in judgement of me. Help me Mister Bill help me, help me.
No. I just took a big crap and this voice hollered - "please don't flush, it's me Bill."