Rob Singer containment thread

[Rob.Singer]

It turns out I have a friend, a Cali AP, who is friends with the victim at Excalibur. The victim told him that he was thrown to the floor and placed in a choke hold after he was handcuffed and they kept slamming his head into the floor because he wouldn't answer questions. Mlife has formed Emergency Response Teams in the wake of the Las Vegas Shooting. It was an ERT than confronted the victim. They are still advertising for team members if anyone is interested.

They are obviously poorly trained at this point. But enough lawsuits might straighten them up.

mickey, ever think people reading your posts wonder just why it is that everything you claim to know about is "in the past", "years ago", or it happened to "an old friend of mine" or "my ap pal told me"?

You're so full of it that because you have so few actual experiences with anything anywhere in life outside of hoboing, lumping, drinking and two-bit gambling, you've created this sort of fantasy gambling life, where you need to insert yourself into nearly every situation in order to feel a tinge of relevance. You're like the poor sad guy that latches on....the pathetic slob who needs to feel as if he "belongs".

Get real.

[redietz]

And who in his right mind would play a 300-1 future with a tax burden when you could bet it offshore?

Mr. Mendelson, evidently you didn't do your googling. You do realize you are insinuating that I underreported offshore futures wins THAT HAVE NEVER HAPPENED since the current reporting guidelines were instituted?

But carry on. It's a shame you don't use stop losses or win goals when you post.

[redietz]

CTR is not that big of a deal. It essentially gets warehoused and ignored unless there is something else that causes further review such as an SAR or an income tax audit or similar situation.

You are better off not trying to avoid the $10,000 transaction by using multiple transactions (Structuring) as that will lead to further examination.

Didn't Caesars get in trouble a few years ago for not filing CTR's?

Regnis is too smart to expand on the obvious here. So I will join him. Argentino, to his credit, is pleading naivete, and I suspect it's because he's also too smart to expand on the obvious. He hung out with Chuck Di Rocco back in the day. Di Rocco was not big on Marquess of Queensbury rules, so I'm sure Argentino learned a few things.

For the record, since regnis, Argentino, and I are in the same age ballpark, we have lived through various iterations of what was and wasn't acceptable reportage, and which casinos did or did not follow "guidelines" and to what degree.

[Alan Mendelson]

And who in his right mind would play a 300-1 future with a tax burden when you could bet it offshore?

Mr. Mendelson, evidently you didn't do your googling. You do realize you are insinuating that I underreported offshore futures wins THAT HAVE NEVER HAPPENED since the current reporting guidelines were instituted?

But carry on. It's a shame you don't use stop losses or win goals when you post.

I didn't insinuate anything. Why don't you explain your comment: "And who in his right mind would play a 300-1 future with a tax burden when you could bet it offshore?"

You wrote it.

[redietz]

Sure. LOL. Since no 300-1 future has ever won since the current reporting was instituted, and since offshores sometimes use certain covers, one could conceivably not only avoid reporting the never-yet-occurring win, but a creative dude could try to write off the losing bet as a charitable deduction. Perhaps an orphanage?

It occurs to me, Argentino probably already thought of this years ago. LOL. I may be two steps behind him.

[Alan Mendelson]

Sure. LOL. Since no 300-1 future has ever won since the current reporting was instituted, and since offshores sometimes use certain covers, one could conceivably not only avoid reporting the never-yet-occurring win, but a creative dude could try to write off the losing bet as a charitable deduction. Perhaps an orphanage?

It occurs to me, Argentino probably already thought of this years ago. LOL. I may be two steps behind him.

Well then, let's be careful about criticizing others for whatever they do to reduce their taxes!

[Rob.Singer]

True advantage plays are found in life, not gambling. Sure if you think twenty bucks here and twenty bucks there means something, then you've just talked yourself into it being an advantage play to dumpster-dive thru casino trash like Jean Scott says she does.

But if you want the real plays, follow what Mickey does. No, Im not talking about his claims of finding and hitting "must hit by" slots in every chump joint Indian casino on the map every day of the week. I'm referring to his not filing taxes while simultaneously grabbing onto food stamps, welfare, living assistance etc. because he has no reported income. There's the real advantage play.

Now we'll look at W2G-getting VP players. Show me one who doesn't put losses equal to their W2G wins on schedule A, and I'll show you someone afraid of their own shadow.

The US online bettors are ALL tax cheats too. Name even one who reports winnings in that manner when they file.

[mickeycrimm]

True advantage plays are found in life, not gambling. Sure if you think twenty bucks here and twenty bucks there means something, then you've just talked yourself into it being an advantage play to dumpster-dive thru casino trash like Jean Scott says she does.

But if you want the real plays, follow what Mickey does. No, Im not talking about his claims of finding and hitting "must hit by" slots in every chump joint Indian casino on the map every day of the week. I'm referring to his not filing taxes while simultaneously grabbing onto food stamps, welfare, living assistance etc. because he has no reported income. There's the real advantage play.

Now we'll look at W2G-getting VP players. Show me one who doesn't put losses equal to their W2G wins on schedule A, and I'll show you someone afraid of their own shadow.

The US online bettors are ALL tax cheats too. Name even one who reports winnings in that manner when they file.

Robocchio, you are in rare shape today. You're nose is about 2 feet long. Something has you steaming. I think it's the fact that your lying and scheming hasn't worked in years and you are tired of the non-respect. No one believes anything you write. You're the laughing stock of the gambling world. This is a gambling site. But all you have is troll. That's because you don't know anything about gambling and can't give any advice or demonstrate any knowledge about it. Carry on, Robocchio. Everyone is laughing at you, not with you.

[mickeycrimm]

It turns out I have a friend, a Cali AP, who is friends with the victim at Excalibur. The victim told him that he was thrown to the floor and placed in a choke hold after he was handcuffed and they kept slamming his head into the floor because he wouldn't answer questions. Mlife has formed Emergency Response Teams in the wake of the Las Vegas Shooting. It was an ERT than confronted the victim. They are still advertising for team members if anyone is interested.

They are obviously poorly trained at this point. But enough lawsuits might straighten them up.

mickey, ever think people reading your posts wonder just why it is that everything you claim to know about is "in the past", "years ago", or it happened to "an old friend of mine" or "my ap pal told me"?

You're so full of it that because you have so few actual experiences with anything anywhere in life outside of hoboing, lumping, drinking and two-bit gambling, you've created this sort of fantasy gambling life, where you need to insert yourself into nearly every situation in order to feel a tinge of relevance. You're like the poor sad guy that latches on....the pathetic slob who needs to feel as if he "belongs".

Get real.

Robocchio, ever think people reading your posts wonder just what it is that everything you claim to know about is "in the past", "years ago", or it happened to "an old friend of mine" or "my pal told me?" You're so full of it because you have no actual experience in gambling for profit and you need to insert yourself into nearly every situation in order to feel a tinge of relevance. You're like the poor sad guy that latches on....the pathetic slob who needs to feel as if he "belongs."

You claim to be writing about others but you are really writing about yourself. You are projecting off yourself. Self loathing stings like a bitch don't it? You are a sad, pathetic figure in the gambling world and will die with no respect from anyone in it.

[mickeycrimm]

mickey, copying and pasting paragraphs from the internet does not equate to "explaining the math".

But I get it--you have nothing else in life outside of this stuff, your beater car, alcohol, and good 'ol Rosie Palmer. Why do you ignore the other three so much? Why can't you make up some stories about those too??

And you are out there getting lots of quality tail?

Axel, you're like the dumb guy in the corner who looks like he never gets it---and never does.

First, only you would think what mickey said was a "good one". It was stupid, predictable, and it wasn't even the least bit humorous. Are you THAT desperate for entertainment?

Then, Mickey gets the insults about his life-long non-existent sex life because, well, that's exactly what type of sex life would you'd expect a life long loner/loser drifter with nothing to his name to have. Yes....an intimate relationship with Rosie Palmer of course! Now if he had chosen a productive life and wasn't so lazy all his years and actually worked for a living, he might have had a relationship or two--and maybe even a wife or a girlfriend--and finished his miserable life off with some dignity.

But I understand---he's your life's idol.

LOL! You were 31 before you found someone ugly enough to help you lose your virginity. You're so ugly you couldn't get layed in a whorehouse with a fist full of hundreds. But you are good with the coaches. How many times has that nose of yours been up coach petunia's ass?

[mickeycrimm]

I'm really curious to see what response you get from the local news stations. My prediction is "no response" because they won't care until an actual lawsuit is filed.

Please let us know IF an actual lawsuit is filed.

Alan, do you expect me to give you a serious answer while your great bosom buddy, Singer is trashing the thread. You keep defending him at every turn. Keep answering questions for him. He is totally useless on this forum. He is a thoroughly dispicable human being and has no redeeming qualities no matter what you say. He should be dropped off in Pakistan with "Fuck Ragheads" tattooed on his forehead.

[Rob.Singer]

Dan you made my point. Somehow Mr Cheap who won't play more than the minimum miraculously found the AP secret sauce to win $6000 of gift cards. Congratulations. You earned your secret decoder ring. You're on the team.

I believe you're starting to embarrass Dan. If he actually played for and received $6000 in shoes cards we would have heard all about it right here 6 years ago. Considering how overall little he said he played outside of poker and his bare-bones approach to getting Seven Stars, this would have been a watershed moment. What I'm wondering is if the AP-claim of NEVER using the full value of the gift cards to calculate a theoretical +EV for the play, was followed to the letter. Of course, that play still could have "repercussions to today" so no telling what the wait period is on that.

Regardless Alan, just remember this. If it were you who posted about playing for and receiving $6k in Zappos gift cards, these same people here trying so hard to defend the indefensible would be calling you all sorts of stupid, making jokes about buying lifetime shoes for your ex's as part of the divorces, they'd rightfully be putting down Zappos as a place for quality shoes, and they'd round it out by making fun of you for losing thousands more than the value of the gift cards.

Even a cave man can see it.

[mickeycrimm]

Dan you made my point. Somehow Mr Cheap who won't play more than the minimum miraculously found the AP secret sauce to win $6000 of gift cards. Congratulations. You earned your secret decoder ring. You're on the team.

I believe you're starting to embarrass Dan. If he actually played for and received $6000 in shoes cards we would have heard all about it right here 6 years ago. Considering how overall little he said he played outside of poker and his bare-bones approach to getting Seven Stars, this would have been a watershed moment. What I'm wondering is if the AP-claim of NEVER using the full value of the gift cards to calculate a theoretical +EV for the play, was followed to the letter. Of course, that play still could have "repercussions to today" so no telling what the wait period is on that.

Regardless Alan, just remember this. If it were you who posted about playing for and receiving $6k in Zappos gift cards, these same people here trying so hard to defend the indefensible would be calling you all sorts of stupid, making jokes about buying lifetime shoes for your ex's as part of the divorces, they'd rightfully be putting down Zappos as a place for quality shoes, and they'd round it out by making fun of you for losing thousands more than the value of the gift cards.

Even a cave man can see it.

And to top it off, Robocchio, Alan's got 300,000 miles on his car. What an idiot, right?

[Alan Mendelson]

I've now topped 333,000 miles and it's a Mercedes in pristine condition. No body damage and a perfectly clean interior. No one ever smoked in my car. The leather seats are like new. I don't recall ever having anyone even sit in the back seat. No ketchup or French fries between the seats either. And it runs just like a Mercedes should.

[Rob.Singer]

I'm laughing right now--not at the Mercedes info, but at the thought of how such a clean car compares to the 110,000 beater mickey drives around and sleeps in Can you just IMAGINE the strewn around crumpled food wrappers, cigarette ashes, scrunched empty beer and coke cans, crusty Rosie Palmer sex towels, ketchup and saucy sauce stains, loose change in the crevices, and caked-on mustiness on the inside of the windows?

A great day just got better!

[Alan Mendelson]

By the way... did you notice how bright the light display is on my dash? True, this photo was taken at 2 in the morning, but these light displays rarely last this long. It's a 2003, and this coming January it will be 16 years old. I've had this car longer than three marriages combined. LOL

[Rob.Singer]

I did. And that made me picture mickey's display. It made me laugh even more....

[MaxPen]

I'm laughing right now--not at the Mercedes info, but at the thought of how such a clean car compares to the 110,000 beater mickey drives around and sleeps in Can you just IMAGINE the strewn around crumpled food wrappers, cigarette ashes, scrunched empty beer and coke cans, crusty Rosie Palmer sex towels, ketchup and saucy sauce stains, loose change in the crevices, and caked-on mustiness on the inside of the windows?

A great day just got better!

There you go projecting your life situation onto another again.

Wise Up

[mickeycrimm]

I'm laughing right now--not at the Mercedes info, but at the thought of how such a clean car compares to the 110,000 beater mickey drives around and sleeps in Can you just IMAGINE the strewn around crumpled food wrappers, cigarette ashes, scrunched empty beer and coke cans, crusty Rosie Palmer sex towels, ketchup and saucy sauce stains, loose change in the crevices, and caked-on mustiness on the inside of the windows?

A great day just got better!

Just pointing out what a fraud you are, Robocchio. You slam me for 110K but not someone with 333K because you are a piece of shit troll and they are on your side. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. I keep my car spotlessly clean. You obviously came up with all the trash comments because of the way your own beaters look. That nose is getting longer.

[monet]

I'm laughing right now--not at the Mercedes info, but at the thought of how such a clean car compares to the 110,000 beater mickey drives around and sleeps in Can you just IMAGINE the strewn around crumpled food wrappers, cigarette ashes, scrunched empty beer and coke cans, crusty Rosie Palmer sex towels, ketchup and saucy sauce stains, loose change in the crevices, and caked-on mustiness on the inside of the windows?

A great day just got better!

Outside of extraordinary circumstances I'm betting five. If I were doing this for any reason other than what I stated earlier then I'd bet all or most games each week, and for $500/game from the start. If I'm behind in a few weeks I'll very likely win it all back and more when we leave for Lake Tahoe the day before Christmas anyway.