Rob, your conditions, at least many of them, are absurd.

Get real.

Consider this: have the "Taking the Measure of the Man" occur in front of Boz or any other person whom he nominates.

Each of you will escrow $100K, with clear written escrow instructions.

The event will not be taped.

Do it in Las Vegas, or such other locale as can be agreed upon.

Boz, are you going to follow through on this, or was it just bullshit?

Rob: same question?

OK boys, grab your wallets and your tape measures.

If one is willing to comply but the other isn't, Dan might consider banning him for welshing / trolling.