Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
I don't need no Viagra nohow, and nobody needs Dan to witness nothin. And I don't want no gay WoV guys anywhere near me. All you people need do is send your wives or gf's into my RV near the Silverton and we'll let them warm me up, measure me, then let them fight over who finishes the job. All of them will depart smiling cheek-to-cheek, several of them will leave the event happier than ever, and the rest will go home wondering why they got stuck with the disappointment of a lifetime.

Face it dweebs--size REALLY DOES MATTER to the gals. They'd prefer a hung dude over a shortstop chubby 100% of the time. The reason there's this feeling out there that they probably think it doesn't matter is because they don't want to embarrass any of the less fortunate men.
Rob's 9 1/2 inches: