I'm going to step in as Rob's second.
I'll take the 5-1 odds. I'll accept The Boz's challenge, with changes within reason.
We can meet in AC any weekend starting Jan 11 through March 10,
you can fly in if you need to...should I arrange wheelchair service for you at the airport?
Yes I am little buddy, so get on with sending proof of available funds, and we can go from there.