Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[mickeycrimm]

This has become funnier than I ever could have imagined! If that was my goal here--and it actually isn't that bad of an idea. Conspiracy theories, Singer lurking around hi-limit areas, and now axel's "home machine" paranoia as a way to deal with all this? And how long do you think it was really gonna take before the frustrations led to making up more criticisms about Alan!? AP's are just beside themselves, aren't they. They could never take it when I posted a few pictures and near-weekly accounts of my vp jackpots in GT for 8 years, always calling the managing editor for verification of my tax forms and then claiming we were in "cahoots". Now, they claim "there's no winning to be had" on -EV games after I post pics and multiple W2G's. So what happens? I play a +EV game, get lucky and hit it big, and the same people go berserk, saying it just can't be!!

I will be playing this machine one more time and I will report on the results. Only a loss will be accepted and acceptable here, right? I'm still going over in my mind what the upside of posting a tax form would be, other than to get you people further riled up with more of your stupid theories again. THAT would actually be worth it....if I cared more about this than our summer getaway. We'll see. In the meantime, keep doing what you dumbos do best.

You're right. It's funny as hell. Robocchio keeps trying to convince everyone he hit a 200K jackpot....and no one will believe him. Hilarious!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!! No one believes you because you are a proven liar, bet welsher, sockpuppeteer, and psychobabbler. Poor little Robocchio.

Oh mickey....of all those who find themselves squirming over this, it is you who's trying the hardest to convince yourself it just has to be a nightmare....only you are never going to "wake up and it'll all be over". It's beginning to appear as if all that cash I deposited into my bank is not the prettiest part of the win.

In the meantime, look at all it took to get this forum back into it's "all insults, all the time" format once again. Start off with one dose of another Singer vp jackpot, add in half a dozen parts of AP-envy, toss in a couple ounces of said AP frustration leading to attacking Alan, and finish it off with "Kew the Concocter" getting quickly but hilariously perturbed over him again not being the center of attention.

If I thought I was this powerful I'd have been playing a lot more hi-limit vp. Or....we could wait for axel's puny team of 25c FPDW squirts to hit a couple $1k royals and he'd finally have something to post a picture of.

I outdid myself.

jj