This is Barney,

I found one of these Egyptian slut machine devices in most favorable "ready to put out" mode today. Put a $20 in device and after second spin hit five of a kinds with the wildlings in the three columns. I started to look for some casino chicks for some happy ending celebrations as device gave me a 60X win. As the device celebrated my "major win," I noticed it said I won only $3.00. Then I looked down and saw the bet which was most favorable was 5 lines at $.01 or something like that. Following the advices of the mostest greatest Alan, I quit while I was a head but sadly before getting one.