Originally Posted by Deech View Post
Personally, I have taken a number of mathematical courses and many have stated that my wife is hot. But, yesterday she lost 12.5%, and in the last month, 30%, in her 401K. When I woke up this morning, I realized, my wife is not as attractive as she used to be.
Please don't blame your sudden impotence on your wife's 401k returns over the last month.