alan's epic craps roll

[blackhole]

Great quote Mr Hole. "Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers."


If it was happening, don't you think you would have been contacted?

Never mind, correction, I thought you said looking to be sucked off.


Carry on.

I think your joke here is a confirmation of how foolish alleged AP’s make themselves look on these forums.

I don’t take you for a fool, and sense you too have to realize how most of what’s printed on these gambling forums is fiction.

[Moses]

Great quote Mr Hole. "Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers."


If it was happening, don't you think you would have been contacted?

Never mind, correction, I thought you said looking to be sucked off.


Carry on.

I think your joke here is a confirmation of how foolish alleged AP’s make themselves look on these forums.

I don’t take you for a fool, and sense you too have to realize how most of what’s printed on these gambling forums is fiction.

Good point. But then, why are non APs on gambling forums?

[blackhole]

Good point. But then, why are non APs on gambling forums?

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I asked someone a gaming question in a casino, and he directed me to WOO. I didn’t even know such a website existed.

After reading it for a while I realized how much nonsense was being exchanged, and I started to question the nonsense and didn’t last long.

Of course, that experience led to another site, and then another. Apparently, it’s the same group of alleged AP’s making their rounds telling everyone how successful they are beating casino games up for profits and endless years, at the same time going unnoticed.

The arguments are hilarious and the posts are more like a comedy show that never ends. If I’m busy and have to go while reading the comedy show, I’ll even write the page down I’m on at the moment to make sure I don’t miss a laugh later.

[Keystone]

Good point. But then, why are non APs on gambling forums?

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I asked someone a gaming question in a casino, and he directed me to WOO. I didn’t even know such a website existed.

After reading it for a while I realized how much nonsense was being exchanged, and I started to question the nonsense and didn’t last long.

Of course, that experience led to another site, and then another. Apparently, it’s the same group of alleged AP’s making their rounds telling everyone how successful they are beating casino games up for profits and endless years, at the same time going unnoticed.

The arguments are hilarious and the posts are more like a comedy show that never ends. If I’m busy and have to go while reading the comedy show, I’ll even right the page I’m on at the moment to make sure I don’t miss a laugh later.

Doubt you`ve ever laughed in your life, but nice try....take a F`n walk and swallow some more Prozac, you miserable puke

[Bill Yung]

After reading it for a while I realized how much nonsense was being exchanged, and I started to question the nonsense and didn’t last long.

Last time I was there, for another joke I questioned one of the Wizard's stupid posts about "the truth shall set you free". I called those words - not him - old man philosophy. His next post, "I advise you that you are being watched." The guy's a bigger "pin cushion" than Singer.

Could never understand the "sock puppet" thing. Why not have some fun? Sure beats doing the LarryS thing, his talking about the silly immaturity thing there from other forums. Just get right to the point, how corrupt and depraved they are, and let Shackleford and co. know it firsthand.

Within a post or two, there was Boz to start the wheels of another banning. Someone has to second and third it. The Wizard is a weakling in his own dictatorship. Ha. What happened to all the yes-boys there? The place used to crawl and bristle with them.

[Bill Yung]

Doubt you`ve ever laughed in your life, but nice try....take a F`n walk and swallow some more Prozac, you miserable puke

Oh, boy. Another live one.

[Keystone]

Doubt you`ve ever laughed in your life, but nice try....take a F`n walk and swallow some more Prozac, you miserable puke

Oh, boy. Another live one.

Lol....this is just too rich for words...Mr. "1 or 2" university degrees and the author of 5 pages of talking to himself on another forum has yet another opinion on someone else...Priceless...lololololololol

[Bill Yung]

One or two math degrees is bad? Talking about something other than gambling on a non-gambling forum is bad? Sorry, that dog won't hunt, either.

Can't really even compare this to your work. But keep trying, you are bound to get in something lucky. Post 220 could be it.

[jbjb]

telling everyone how successful they are beating casino games up for profits and endless years, at the same time going unnoticed.

Most, if not all of us, are in some sort of database (Griffin, OSN, etc.). So the bolded part is inherently false. We get noticed all the time. In fact, I think KJ mentioned a recent backoff he had. Many top pros use disguises.

[Bill Yung]

Yeah, you can pick one up for a couple thousand from Dark Oz(?) at the Wiz's. Looks like a sad Halloween mask.

[Moses]

My forum journey began in August 2013. I was getting 86ed right and left from casinos and I didn't think I was doing anything wrong. I thought it would be fun to talk to others about blackjack. I mean, in the real world, who do you really talk to about it? Without getting some strange looks. I've always employed a column count. Quite frankly, I didn't know there was such a thing as a conventional method. To invest big money based on one number and a deck estimate seemed odd to me.

Well, to make a long story short, I got fried my first day. I was being called a troll. Hell, I didn't even know what the word meant. I was ready to write it off as a bad experience. Then, some ass wipe told me to go away. So I decided to stay. The thing I've noticed is the language to make things sound bigger and better than it really is...words like legions, several, and numerous sort of sucks a person in. Like they know? Also, these big name (handles), who sound like they can just crap money whenever they need it, go away and a new one resurfaces. I've wondered if it's just one guy and a few buddies with a huge imagination. Midnight Toker was a classic. "The game never ends." He hasn't posted in about 4 years. I guess he is still sitting at a table in the Great Northwest somewhere.

Nowadays it's pretty much for the humor factor. I don't expect to learn anything. The game can be so intense, this serves as sort of a locker room. Singer and Crimm have a hilarious collection of one liners.

[mickeycrimm]

Good point. But then, why are non APs on gambling forums?

I can’t speak for anyone else, but I asked someone a gaming question in a casino, and he directed me to WOO. I didn’t even know such a website existed.

After reading it for a while I realized how much nonsense was being exchanged, and I started to question the nonsense and didn’t last long.

Of course, that experience led to another site, and then another. Apparently, it’s the same group of alleged AP’s making their rounds telling everyone how successful they are beating casino games up for profits and endless years, at the same time going unnoticed.

The arguments are hilarious and the posts are more like a comedy show that never ends. If I’m busy and have to go while reading the comedy show, I’ll even write the page down I’m on at the moment to make sure I don’t miss a laugh later.

No, the big joke is you trying to pass yourself off as a jet setting high roller, buffoon. Everyone else has to prove their shit to you but you think we're gonna take your punk ass word for your claims? Fuck off and die, bitch. Robocchio, this guy is trying to pass himself off as a high roller. He's got to prove it right, Robocchio? You two screwball bitches need to start proving your claims if you want everyone else to prove theirs. A couple of cunts.

[mickeycrimm]

Great quote Mr Hole. "Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers."


If it was happening, don't you think you would have been contacted?

Never mind, correction, I thought you said looking to be sucked off.


Carry on.

I think your joke here is a confirmation of how foolish alleged AP’s make themselves look on these forums.

I don’t take you for a fool, and sense you too have to realize how most of what’s printed on these gambling forums is fiction.

If AP were taught in college only a few idiot assclowns like Blackhole, Alan and Robocchio wouldn't get it. They would be big time flunk outs. Brain dead assholes.

[Bill Yung]

If AP were taught in college only a few idiot assclowns...

That was/is Shack's big incessant delusional fantasy. He tried it in university instead of grade eight, and flunked out. Remember that thread he started, a few months ago, about School of Shack?

You know, there are always several probability questions on the Mensa test that he flunked out also.

[The Boz]

Great quote Mr Hole. "Why would any AP even be on forums? I could only assume there is a lot of hustling going on through PM’s looking for suckers."


If it was happening, don't you think you would have been contacted?

Never mind, correction, I thought you said looking to be sucked off.


Carry on.

I think your joke here is a confirmation of how foolish alleged AP’s make themselves look on these forums.

I don’t take you for a fool, and sense you too have to realize how most of what’s printed on these gambling forums is fiction.

If AP were taught in college only a few idiot assclowns like Blackhole, Alan and Robocchio wouldn't get it. They would be big time flunk outs. Brain dead assholes.

College? The guys you are talking about don’t understand 3rd grade math. Mr A Hole doesn’t understand why he always loses on a 85% Slot Machine and you will almost always win on a 110% one.

And when Singer loses on a Negative VP machine, he just moves to a higher denomination machine and magically wins it all back, math be damned. Just can’t figure out why he just doesn’t start there.

You gave them too much credit Mickey.

[Bill Yung]

AP today, math genius, tomorrow. How's that for another casino math book?

[The Boz]

AP today, math genius, tomorrow. How's that for another casino math book?

They go hand in hand. Now how about more of the type wisdom you posted over at Fisk’s place. If you are feeling lazy, copy and paste. Other would enjoy seeing what are really about. Or ask where you buy your drugs.

[Rob.Singer]

I think your joke here is a confirmation of how foolish alleged AP’s make themselves look on these forums.

I don’t take you for a fool, and sense you too have to realize how most of what’s printed on these gambling forums is fiction.

If AP were taught in college only a few idiot assclowns like Blackhole, Alan and Robocchio wouldn't get it. They would be big time flunk outs. Brain dead assholes.

College? The guys you are talking about don’t understand 3rd grade math. Mr A Hole doesn’t understand why he always loses on a 85% Slot Machine and you will almost always win on a 110% one.

And when Singer loses on a Negative VP machine, he just moves to a higher denomination machine and magically wins it all back, math be damned. Just can’t figure out why he just doesn’t start there.

You gave them too much credit Mickey.

That's an interesting statement about my play.

First, you're saying that, In a session, if I were playing a 100.17% game vs. a 99.4% game (ie, a "plus EV" game vs. a "-EV" game) winning THAT WAY would be no sweat....that the math would no longer be so "damned"! I'm guessing you don't realize how stupid you sound.

Then you're implying that, after losing on a certain denomination, I go up one and if I win and recover, it's via some form of "magic"! Again, I'm only guessing here, but sense says you're attempting to portray that less-than-one-percent difference as the parameter that defines whether this is magic or luck.

Did I successfully pick apart your troubled mind boz....are your uneasy feelings over this finally becoming subdued enough to be able to see that in the majority of these sessions, it's BANKROLL and a comparatively small session minimum win goal that are the drivers behind my play strategy's success?

Wise up dopey. You're beginning to look as dumb as that high school dropout.

[jbjb]

I think your joke here is a confirmation of how foolish alleged AP’s make themselves look on these forums.

I don’t take you for a fool, and sense you too have to realize how most of what’s printed on these gambling forums is fiction.

If AP were taught in college only a few idiot assclowns like Blackhole, Alan and Robocchio wouldn't get it. They would be big time flunk outs. Brain dead assholes.

College? The guys you are talking about don’t understand 3rd grade math. Mr A Hole doesn’t understand why he always loses on a 85% Slot Machine and you will almost always win on a 110% one.

And when Singer loses on a Negative VP machine, he just moves to a higher denomination machine and magically wins it all back, math be damned. Just can’t figure out why he just doesn’t start there.

You gave them too much credit Mickey.

Don't forget. These fools are playing these negative games sub-optimally! No way in hell they're getting back more than 100% when they play at a 96% rate. Best they can do is find suckers like Slingshot to buy into this garbage. Casinos love these fools!!! hahahahahaha.....

[Bill Yung]

AP today, math genius, tomorrow. How's that for another casino math book?

They go hand in hand. Now how about more of the type wisdom you posted over at Fisk’s place. If you are feeling lazy, copy and paste. Other would enjoy seeing what are really about. Or ask where you buy your drugs.

Hey, I passed the Mensa test (156).

In any event, how's that FACE guy doing? Is he still f-ed up in the head, and writing about it over there? That's been going on for years. Must be tough, but it doesn't help to have to banter with the likes Sir Bab-a-lot, and the Mission (to legitimize gambling.)

Looks like MrV is watching the Box forum for him. I felt sorry for V, so I posted something for him to squirm a bit. Turned out to be some of my best work. Funny how things work out. I have V to thank for it.