Red, I'm not into homos, so you can have him all to yourself....if he exists.
My entire family and I will be up at Lake Tahoe around the Christmas holidays. Why would I go to LV to see two lonely old men?
And here's a little something for Max, which should upset him even more. I'm no international guy? I don't have much here in Az. from my working days, but I had this in one of those "non-wooden" desks in our bedroom. I think this was my 4th to last passport (I have 9 similar in total). Notice the maximum # of addendums, and they're all "full". And guess what dopey.....I'm a real person who has no need to hide behind anonymity!
So let's see you divert and deflect like the humiliated always do, and say "what a goofy picture" or "I could whip one of those fake passports up in ten minutes". Have at it!