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Originally Posted by
MDawg
The better lies worn smooth through years of use.
The not so good lies? The ones UNKewLyingJ didn't have time to perfect.
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Originally Posted by
accountinquestion
Next time you want to tell a whopper, talk to me and lets walk through it. I'll only charge you $200.
But, all lies nonetheless.
Here's an analogy. In 1977, Keith Richards was busted in Canada with a decent stash of heroin and cocaine. The police should have realized that he was just an addict, but they charged him with possession with intent to traffic. Now, if the coppers has stuck with mere possession, they would have had him. It was an airtight possession case. Instead, they tried to press a charge on him that made no sense, rich rock n roll star dealing drugs in a foreign country, and the judge saw through that, and ended up sentencing Keith to about nothing, playing a free concert in Canada.
Now, UNKewlJ is pretty much the same. If he had stuck with just his fictional blackjack stories, worn smooth as they were, he'd still be more or less getting away with his lies. But that wasn't enough for him, he had to be not just a blackjack player, but a brittle boned suing for over a half mill backroomed victim, along with a $50 freeplay $100K slots winner, a $50K multi hand VP hitter, a car winner, lies about having a top attorney in town on speed dial, a college graduate when he's not, lies about surfing, lies about where he lives, lies about whether or not he is gay, whether or not he is Asian, and all the other nonsense he's been pushing whenever he feels low in spirits and the need to present himself as something he's utterly not.
Like the cops who tried to nail Keith, UNKewlJ just went too far, until no one will believe him, and everything he posts seems like (and probably is) a lie.
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Originally Posted by
accountinquestion
Court is adjourned. Kewl has been found guilty of another whopper.