And you realize that because of math?Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
I have news for you Dr. Cooper....under certain conditions you can breathe underwater.
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And you realize that because of math?Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
I have news for you Dr. Cooper....under certain conditions you can breathe underwater.
I just want to see and read ALL of the rules screens. I don't want the game location. Nor will I go play it.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucky
mickey, you need to catch up. I'll look for the article that ran in several papers called: GT Columnist Lays Down The Gauntlet so you can get even more agitated over how badly I exposed your phony HP idols. In it you will see where I contracted with to escrow the cash (Casuarina Casino), the name of the casino manager who signed the contract,and how much it cost me to withdraw that amount from my 401k just for the purpose of the bet--which while the HP crowd ran for the hills when it came time to put up or shut up, my public humiliation of them was completely worth it in spades.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
red, your material about those university professors is a yawner. I'm guessing you keep repeating yourself because no one cares.Quote:
Originally Posted by redietz
I'm glad arci still has the strength to occasionally spew lies about my strategy. Thus far, over the last FIFTEEN YEARS only a very small handful of jealous "AP's" has tried to denigrate what I've accomplished, and none of them have ever proven anything or even shown a workable understanding of my strategy.
A new crop of critics always appears, and their success has been just as dismal. And most resort to name-calling. What's that tell you ? :)
If all it is is "math" then I suggest you learn the strategy before spouting off. And if all it is is "math" then the HP crowd would have been $640,000 wealthier and I would have looked like a total fool....right?Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
Hey, I guess there's a bit more to it than math---and when the rubber hits the road, certain people actually have realized and do realize that.
The telltale sign is in the graphics, and the pathetic reasons he keeps giving for not showing the entire machine or cash amounts instead of credits. He also can't explain how any obviously intelligent vp player would blindly wire money to an unknown--regardless what's been forwarded.Quote:
Originally Posted by jbjb
lucky = bs.
Rob's system/method is phony because of math. Someone using it can win, but it's not a winning system. Just like someone can play blackjack with the worst strategy imaginable and still come out ahead.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Fine, coach belly, you can actually breathe underwater in ANY condition. Seriously. If you have a pool, live near the ocean, or have a gym membership or some other access to a pool, jump in the water, swim as deep down as you can, and take a big deep breath in. You don't need a snorkel, scuba tank, or anything else. Don't tell me otherwise unless you've tried it yourself.
I don't need to learn a strategy to realize it doesn't work.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Rob, this is my strategy -- you should try it, it's a real winner for sure. Go to a blackjack table, bet the table maximum, and hit until you get to 21. Continue doing this until you're up 20 bets. If you haven't tried it, don't tell me it doesn't work.
BeerBelly is Singers Buttboy !!Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
I am so glad this is Dan's forum.
It tells me less than three math department heads.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
So going to math profs to evaluate Rob's strategies is a "yawner" and I "keep repeating myself." Great. Those are real cogent arguments as to why to not do so. Makes perfect sense. Thanks, Rob.
Lucky, are you saying that the Joker can appear on any one of the 52 cards, not just the 8 of diamonds?
Yes micky, any of the 52 cards can be the joker.... update, the big player and myself played for 6 hours today, he made a good 5 figure profit playing max 100$ bet, while I Purposely lost playing smaller bets, this way we don't draw heat on ourselves. The big player refunds all my loss, it's his idea. We don't want to draw suspicion upon ourselves with both of us winning big. Hoping this play lasts forever
Lucky it doesn't matter that you lose small when your partner is winning big. If the casino sees someone winning big they can kill the action.
I remember when Rincon removed their $100 video poker machines because two players hit $400K royals in short order. It didn't matter that the games were still -EV, the Indian Tribe just didn't want to pay out any more $400K jackpots.
Lucky, when you hit the 4 of kind in the screenshot how much were you betting. Not in credits but actual money. Were you betting $50 a hand?
Sorry, wrong thread...the title threw me off...thought it was about Coach Belly finally locating Rob`s dick
Wow...you sure do have dick on the brain.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
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Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
Well better on my brain than somewhere else...ain`t that right Coach? O:Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
YellowBelly likes to take it in the back door for the team.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
Somewhere else?...where else were you fantasizing about?Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
What do you mean...back door?Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozzy
A little too much dick slinging here for me. Im going back to good hetero porn.
Hard to avoid scrutiny when you are taking two W-2G handpays an hour which is what the guy should be averaging when he is betting $100 a hand. He gets a W-2G every quad. It's been 4 days since you made this post so the guy must have taken 50 or 60 W-2G handpays by now.Quote:
Originally Posted by lucky
So whats going on with this arcade game, er, highly profitable video poker game, lucky? You've been awfully quiet lately.
Sounds like you have some experience Coach....you mean like when you and Singer are in a jacuzzi together?....Just sayin`Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
You and Ozzy sure do spend a lot of time fantasizing about homosexual encounters...too much time...just sayin.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
You act like a couple of 6th graders...what's up with that?
You act completely clueless and repeatedly ask the same questions about gambling all the time...what's up with that??Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
I'm here to learn, so I ask questions to gather information.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozzy
Why are you here?...to act like a silly little boy...and be the wormm's cheerleader?
https://www.gamblingforums.com/threa...forum-is-dying
"Hey MICKEY Coach Belly just called you a pussy at VCT....Go get em MICKEY."
Ozzy, Dec 12, 2016
Nothing wrong with asking questions to learn about things...but to ask the same questions to Mickey, RS, IBYA and others, over and over shows ignorance...For a while, you deserved the KICK ME sign on your back.
As for the "Go get em MICKEY " I knew that would give him fuel, to start posting here again, after a 2 year absence from this forum...He's the 2nd best AP, on these gambling sites after AXELWOLF, with a wide range of gambling knowledge.
Everybody knows that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozzy
You should know that there's something wrong with a guy who litters this forum, over and over again, with the kind things that you have posted.
There may be other forums for that kind of garbage, but this aint the place.
What is wrong with you anyway, boy?
You sound just like cheerleader should.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ozzy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFrmapGCuhs
AXELWOLF is just another WoV loser who builds up his own failed brand like mickey does whenever and wherever he's allowed to. The guy fits right in with mickey's loner mold, only he's always talking about having non-existent girlfriends and how he plays on one of those stupid "teams" that attracts wannabee vp players with no money. Hey, he could have moved to Montana and claimed to be "hammering" the keno machines as a "frontier AP"! And he may yet still achieve that lofty goal. Bottom line: AXELWOLF is as unimpressive a poster and gambler as mickey is at living.
Speaking of mickey....he's just littered vpfree up again with another drunken stupor-induced post about how and why he leads such a slug life. Some stupid story revolving around, what else, some drunk who opened a bar and failed because all he could do is drink with his patrons and run illegal gambling machines so they shut him down. mickey of course, sees this kind of a "rebel of society" as having some sort of "folklore" value, and it clearly explains how and why his entire life has ended up so worthless. You can almost feel how giddy he gets when writing about people "trying to beat the system" and then getting their drunk on with their "drinking buddies" as they blab on and on about it---until they get caught by the authorities, that is. That's when the real world steps in, and that's when the reality sets in of having lived a nothing life with no wife and no children and no friends until the barstools come out, out in the middle of nowhere with the need to make up a stupid gambling-laced life of playing at dumps in Montana, with nothing to show for well over 60 years of living written all over his face.
AXELROD & mickey: every AP's AP's....they could be father & son!
Cut the bullshit Belly...everyone knows you`re here to be a smart ass..who the fuck do you think you`re fooling?......The I`m here to learn spiel was a nice attempt, but you`re really here to give smart ass replies and swing from loser Singer`s sack....Get real boyQuote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Has it ever occurred to you that you're wrong?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
He just a grumpy old man that doesn't have any respect from legitimate gambling personnel. I wonder why that is? :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
For the record JERRY LOGAN is the best Armchair AP...ROFLMFAO!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
+10Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
Wrong about that phony idiot AXEL? Nope. I've had several players check up on him and his bs around LV, and he's a simple lowlife loser who talks big because he can on WoV.Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
About mickey? I'm sure you're either joking, or you need there to be a true-to-life kooky AP character out there making the stupid claims that drunk does....when he's drunk. Which is often.
Wise up.
We all believe you, Rob.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Don't lie to him!!Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
I'll believe Alan's 18 yos in a row bullshit before I believe anything out of Singers dick suckers.
Actually it's not bullshit. I was at a table at Caesars Palace when a random shooter rolled 18 yos in a row. I didn't throw 'em. I didn't even bet on 'em. Neither did the shooter or his buddy who was there at the table. Just three of us. It wasn't the come out roll, and it wasn't the second throw, and there were just 18 yos in a row.Quote:
Originally Posted by jbjb
Now all of you people who say it didn't happen say it didn't happen because of the tremendous odds against it happening. But it happened. So deal with it, if you can.
I'm sorry I never put even a buck on the yo. But had I done it, with my luck, the shooter would have sevened out.
By the way, I recall on the WOV forum someone writing that if such a thing happened a reporter from a major media outlet would have reported on it. Well... guess what. I reported on it.
Emmy awards, Golden Mics, LA Press Club Awards, Janus Award... means nothing. Everyone calls it bullshit.
I don't know much about the reporting and stuff you do. But what media outlet or whatever do you work for? I thought you did "your own thing" on alanbestbuys and that was it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Anyway, I don't think you have much credibility on reporting in gambling related stuff. You reported on Rob's special plays and all that malarkey. Expecting to be taken seriously after that seems rather odd.
The only guys that have credible AP knowledge on this site are 1- DRUFF 2-MICKEY 3-RS 4-ARCI 5-IBYA....the rest are all recreational gamblers or ploppies who think there winners....nothing wrong with being a recreational gambler (FABISMONTE)...it's the delusional gamblers like (SINGER) who give out bad gambling information...WISE UP !!
Rob, that "drunk who bought a bar and failed" was ten times the man you ever were. He was a World War II veteran who gained the purple heart at Guadalcanal. He came back from the War, went to work, raised his kids and everybody elses kids. Yes, he liked to have a few beers in the evenings. But so do you, Rob. So we now have this to add to your resume. Rob drinks beer but anyone else who does is a drunk. Typical Rob Singer bullshit. BTW, he sold the tavern for a healthy profit.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
God, Ozzy, I hate the word "ploppy." Is that a UK thing? That's as bad as referring to sports bettors as "sharps" and "squares." People don't use that unless, like Jay Kornegay, it's a PR thing, and they're feeding chum to the people who think they're sharks.
Generally, if you use a lot of topic-specific jargon, you're trying too hard. But carry on....
Sorry for the mini-rant. I hate when people with alleged expertise rely on jargon to demonstrate said expertise. Or as one old English teacher said, "Usin' jargon ain't no bargain."
RS___ before I went into the advertising business I was in the TV news business from 1973 thru 2006.
3 years at WTVH Syracuse, reporter and anchor (don't tell anyone, I did weekend sports for a while)
5 years at CBS News, New York as an Associate Producer, NY Assignment Editor/Reporter
6 years WTVJ Miami
3 years Fox News, Los Angeles
16 years KCAL, KCBS (CBS owned and operated stations) Los Angeles
More than a dozen LA Press Club Awards, at least 8 Golden Mics for TV Business Reporting, Janus Award from the Mortgage Bankers Association, One Emmy
Also part time radio at WIOD Miami and KFWB Los Angeles, part time writer Barron's, articles in Washington Journalism Review, Columbia Journalism Review, New York Magazine, New Jersey Magazine
I can count to 18.
I know what I saw.
Belly and Singer awfully quiet lately....perhaps a little mid-week fornication excursion?....Just Sayin`
Yeah, journalists never lie....Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...ams-lie-114950
This is exactly the same sentiment that prompted me to join in on this cluster fuck of a forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by jbjb
Liars always assume everybody else is lying.
Why would Alan lie about a craps game?
You are so right, coach. That is exactly what your asshole buddy, Rob, does. He assumes everyone else is lying.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
I'm not calling him a liar per say. I'm just making a point that it does happen.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
I'd agree that there may have been an inordinate amount of 11's in a short period. But 18 of them in a row? No way.
If I had said that a 1 in an 18 chance of something happening had happened 18 times in a row, you'd all jump on me too!! I wouldn't blame you either.
What amazes me is that none of my critics was there to say I counted wrong. Every critic just says it's impossible. Well, it happened. And as I admitted over and over again -- I never made a dime on the event. Nor did the shooter, or his buddy at the table. There were three of us there -- and not one of us bet even a dollar on the Yo.
If you want to criticize me, criticize me for being a cheap asshole who never even bet one single dollar on the Yo. But don't criticize me for saying what I saw, including how the stickman examined the dice twice, and how we all stood there with thumbs up our asses.
For the record, I have no opinion on this. But off the record, I'm faced with the following ideas: While I believe it's possible Alan miscounted by one or two, it's unlikely he miscounted much beyond that. So I'm faced with what appears to be one of three options -- Alan is lying, Alan had some mini-stroke or health event that affected his perception or memory that day, or it actually happened.
But there is a fourth option -- namely that some non-random dice had been inserted into the game, and somehow they generated the yo(s). Why this would or could happen, I have no idea. But given the information at my disposal, it seems like an explanation that covers all of the bases reasonably well.
The coach is always right, but I don't know Rob Singer personally...I know him only as the character that he plays on this forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
Alan has met the guy, considers him a friend, and has explained many times that Rob is not really the persona that he portrays on the forums.
I've seen the videos with Alan, and Rob seems fine to me, not nasty at all.
You seem to take him very seriously...you've even threatened to kill him...but your feud with him goes way back, long before I found this site.
I wonder...who started the shit between the two of you?
I know this much, when I first started reading this forum Singer was constantly being called a liar.
I read back through the older threads, and couldn't find anything Singer wrote that I would consider a lie,
so I asked "What lies has Rob Singer told?"
I was immediately attacked...called a sock puppet, a liar myself, and continue to be subjected to innuendo made by a bunch of immature insecure wormm fans.
You all bring Singer's name up because Rob Singer is in your head...that's obvious.
Keep making it up mickey. You have a toilet-bowl life, so we know reality doesn't flush very well.Quote:
Originally Posted by mickeycrimm
You're nothing but an alcoholic who drinks because there just ain't much else to do when you're stuck in a hole like Montana with no money left after pouring the govt. handouts into the keno machines every month. So writing about drunks who buy bars and fail because they drink with patrons and perform illegal acts turns a bum like you on, but doesn't impress anybody with a brain or a sense of doing what's right. And now the barkeep is a WWII hero! Do you ever read the bs you put into print?:)
I've never called Rob Singer a liar except when he's done some weird opining about me that he presents as factual. Rob's too careful a writer to out-and-out lie very often. If he provided actual stats regarding hands played and royals hit and all that, then people could take shots at him for being a liar. But Rob's posts read like the abstract of an academic paper. They are without the numbers, imply and state the conclusion, but provide no data. It's impossible to say an abstract is false without access to the data or the body of the paper.
This is a prime example of Singer making up pathetic bullshit. No truth. Just filthy lies from a filthy disgusting person.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
Rob said he doesn't play deuces wild but posted a picture of a Royal he supposedly hit -- on you guessed it, deuces wild!
This is true, and this hasn't been explained... I don't think.Quote:
Originally Posted by RS__
redietz, my count of Yos that day also matched the count of the dealers and the stickman and of course the two other players. We kept talking about it, and counting them one after another.
After my original post on the WOV I immediately contacted Caesars to get the video. And that's when I discovered that the videos are kept only for three days UNLESS surveillance is alerted to keep the videos for a longer period of time for some reason. At the time, no one requested surveillance to keep the videos so they were not.
James the stickman at the table retired shortly after. The floorman was not someone I recognized and never saw him again, nor did I see the other two dealers.
Frankly, no one really cared except in that moment it was amazing. Since no one cashed out a million dollars it was just one of those passing things.
By the way... this never made the headlines either. But there was a four hour roll at Caesars. Four hours. It broke the records, all of them. But I wasn't there and the info came from a pit boss. He said that during some technology convention, two conventiongoers were at a table during midday and one of them rolled for four hours. They were both $10 minimum players with passline bets and sometimes a 6 or 8. Four hours, no noise, no yelling, no attacting other players... and NO headlines, no media coverage, nothing.
Since I wasn't there to see it myself, I never reported it, but I think I did make mention of it once or twice on a forum and no one even took notice.
Shit happens.
Alan...you claim that you're not married, but you posted a picture of yourself getting married at a craps table.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
Does that make you a liar? Is an explanation really necessary?
I got divorced.Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Rob says he never plays deuces wild. If he played it he should say so and explain why, when it goes against everything he's said.
Not personally, only intimately, right Coach? :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Did he say that he's never played deuces wild?Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
I don't play ice hockey...but my mother has home movies of me playing ice hockey.
Does that make me a liar?
I don't know what you mean by "intimately".Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
You are crying out for help...go talk to a therapist.
Great analogy asswipeQuote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Get help, freak...you and your sissy emojis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
What are you gonna use next, a little pink poptart doggie wagging his tail?
Awwww, don`t get angry Coach...you gonna cwy?....I told you over a year ago that I was gonna be your worst nightmare after you were rude and falsely accused me of being someone else when I first joined....Now may I suggest you go fill your plate up with another helping of Singer Sausage and quit acting like a lil hooker ...D:Quote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
Over a year ago?...your join date is Jan 2017.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
You're obviously deranged...it must be computer day at the funny farm.
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That post wasn't in this thread, but you still still found it and replied within 10 minutes...almost like you were looking for a post of mine to reply to.
You're busted again, even the childish name-calling gives you away. Adults don't write stuff like that.
It was posted in the thread right below this one...what was I supposed to do,not look at it?..Do you have to be some super sleuth to find posts where someone makes a stupid comment?...and adults dont use childish name calling,but call others donkeys,weasels and ditz`s?..Give it up numbnuts,you have now started in on me without provocation or cause,so I think I will be your worst nightmare
This jar your memory any numbnuts?
Maybe more will ring a bell,stupid
http://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sho...hp?3924-Hi-All
You will find my name in his obit, Rob. BTW, do you ever read the bs you put into print?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
I don't know why Rob decides he knows more about a person than someone who knows the person. Part of Rob's gig is to "opine" and present as fact things he knows nothing about. That's a tad arrogant, a bit narcissistic, and exposes him as not knowing what he claims to know.
It's really poor when he goes after deceased people. Gaming Today took heat due to his propensity.
OK...so you are the Donkey...AKA LoneStarHorse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Biloxi Bill
I remember you...Druff kicked you to the curb a year ago, and you found a way to get back on?
Good for you...you still owe me a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue.
It's about time you settled up, so let's make that happen.
AC...Vegas...New Orleans...but please no Montana bullshit.
Let's make a plan...and maybe Alan can come film this meeting.
Rob how about clearing up the Deuces Wild issue?
The last 1 or 2 times I brought it up, he didn't even make note it was brought up. Let's see what happens this time!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan Mendelson
A) He will ignore it.
B) He'll start criticizing me/Alan/etc. for something that has nothing to do with his play of DW or lack thereof. Something about family, wife, girlfriend, gambling addiction/degenerate, etc. as well.
C) He'll figure out a way to squeeze himself out of it. Sorta like the ol' "Oh, I bought 2 RVs, not 1."
D) He'll go after me for making this post, only focusing on the 1 vs 2 RVs thing I just mentioned (or go after 1 specific unrelated thing, perhaps my "20 year old beater car" vs his new hellfire tomcat) and ignore everything else.
E) Other (this includes not posting for a while or posting very little) // multiple of the above.
Side note: Since we're talking about Rob, how's that Tomcat or Tomahawk (sounds like a motorcycle but maybe it was a car?) or whatever it is that you bought? I'm sad we haven't heard much about it. Before it arrived, it seemed like that's all you talked about. I remember you ordering it and waiting for it to be delivered (huh?), but don't remember seeing all the pics nor stories once it came in. Perhaps I missed those threads (my apologies in advance).
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Originally Posted by RS__
Good catch, RS. It's like paraphrasing that line from Conan Doyle's "Silver Blaze" story.
Inspector: Is there anything else that you'd care to bring to my attention?
Sherlock Holmes: The curious incident of Rob's Hellcat photos.
Inspector: Rob posted no Hellcat photos.
Sherlock Holmes: That is the curious incident.
Hey shitforbrains, I don`t owe you anything, and I don`t know who any Lonestarhorse is.....But sadly, it appears I`m not very far off the mark on you....."You are a donkey"..."let`s make some plans"..."please let`s make this happen"...."maybe Alan can film us"........WTF?????......I,Sir, do not roll that way, but it`s quite obvious to the world now that you do.....stick to shaking your pom-poms and lifting your skirt for Singer, not meQuote:
Originally Posted by coach belly
What deuces wild issue Alan? If I missed it then it's because I don't read every thread every day if they begin to disinterest me. If it's about me never playing DW: it's not a game used in any of my strategies because it lacks multiple high end winning hands outside if the royal. I HAVE played the game only twice in my life out of curiosity. It is truly a game of losers.
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Mickey, the point is you only know how to make up characters and characterizations that fit into your "folklore of yesteryear" agenda because your life is a total, inimitable failure....and the only ways you can "escape" this disaster is to either binge-drink or make up stories about your version of what life should be like--only you're so out of it you consistently set the bar ridiculously low compared to how normal, decent people would set it.
It's called a Hellcat Charger RS__...and it's right here in my garage where the Azera was (which I now jeep in S. Dakota since it's a better all-weather vehicle) next to the Lexus that cost MORE than the Dodge did, that I posted a picture of with me in the past. Remember? And if you're longing for a picture then let's see one of your beater :)
Oh the two RV's that's also still in RS__'s head----here it is again (and if I remember correctly, pics of them have been posted just to piss envious losers in life like you off even further!) First one I bought I dumped back on the dealer's lot after a year or so because it was horrible. We then went up to Oregon and had a custom rig built for us that left nothing out.
If you tried and tried and saved and saved, you MAY be able to get a custom bicycle built (snicker...snicker...)
Just a guess, but I'm thinking Rob's favorite song is "Material Girl."