kewlJ

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

The fact is ACH deposits are released to banks at 5 different intervals throughout the day with the final one being late in the evening, well after business hours.

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What an idiot. Can't even "study up" on a matter about which he has an ongoing fable going, and get it right. Just like when he screwed up with the "sealed lawsuit" fiasco. Even when he researches something his limited intelligence precludes his ability to get it right!

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That's why he fumbled so badly with the nonsense about "I track multiple tables at the same time." The low life doesn't even play much blackjack, let alone involving more than one table at a time.

He has zero personal experience with most of this, and even when he spends days and weeks studying something he still can't get it right. His nonsense about his fictional ACH arriving after midnight, "with the final one being late in the evening, well after business hours," is an impossibility.

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Originally Posted by Gottlob1

My guess would be some nut-job living from one day to the next, now on the internet. Certainly of negligible intelligence, etc.

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I will tell you what was eye-opening to me about just how fucked up you all are. That is the surfboard discussion.

I am not a surfing expert. I have not been on the surfing circuit for the last 25 years. As a matter of fact I have gone surfing twice in the last 25 years.

But I shared something from 25 years ago, the late 1990's, when I was a teenager living near Daytona Beach and did surf regularly through out my teen years. We oiled our boards before applying wax. You oiled in the night before applying wax. This was taught to me by other surfer friends in our area. The oil was sold in the surf shops in Daytona at the time. It also was used to remove the old wax.

Now maybe this oiling the board was something local to Daytona area, or maybe it is something that is no longer done, as Ray Finkle who claims to surf everyday says. But the idiot psycho ward here, 99% who I suspect have never been on a surfboard in their lives now thinks they are experts. And that is the way it is with every fucking topic here.

I share experiences and things that I do as a player playing blackjack for a living in Las Vegas in 2023, and every mother fucker and their mother is an expert refuting anything I say. And yes I know some did some card counting before moving on to other things. The only person on this forum qualified to even say anything about what it is to be card counting for a living in Las Vegas in 2023 is Zenking, that I am aware of. Yet every mother fucker thinks they are an expert.

You fit in perfectly here Mdawg. Enjoy your time. But at the end of the day, nothing changes. You are a degenerate type losing gambler being comped accordingly, and I make a living playing blackjack in Las Vegas.

Fucked up wealthy, losing gambler, who so desperately wants to be more. What a world.

By the way, Mdawg has tried to explain how he overcomes the advantage a number of times, using a number of different voodoo long disproven concepts. One of them a few years back he said "he is able to win because he has a larger bankroll". ;) That was probably the day that any real advantage player dismissed Mdawg as nothing more than just another voodoo gamber, albiet one with a little money.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

You calling someone homeless, a prostitute, pacific Islander, that you know none of that is true. You think that impressed people? Maybe the other idiots in the ward the psycho ward that is VCT, but no one in the real world.

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I know I shouldn't bother but why do you post on a forum with the "pyscho ward that is VCT" ? You try to convince people of all sorts of shit but these "psychos" aren't having any of it. So why keep trying? Go off into the real world. I guess you are out of gambling forums to bs on and real life is just too hard.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

I will tell you what was eye-opening to me about just how fucked up you all are. That is the surfboard discussion.

I am not a surfing expert. I have not been on the surfing circuit for the last 25 years. As a matter of fact I have gone surfing twice in the last 25 years.

But I shared something from 25 years ago, the late 1990's, when I was a teenager living near Daytona Beach and did surf regularly through out my teen years. We oiled our boards before applying wax. You oiled in the night before applying wax. This was taught to me by other surfer friends in our area. The oil was sold in the surf shops in Daytona at the time. It also was used to remove the old wax.

Now maybe this oiling the board was something local to Daytona area, or maybe it is something that is no longer done, as Ray Finkle who claims to surf everyday says. But the idiot psycho ward here, 99% who I suspect have never been on a surfboard in their lives now thinks they are experts. And that is the way it is with every fucking topic here.

I share experiences and things that I do as a player playing blackjack for a living in Las Vegas in 2023, and every mother fucker and their mother is an expert refuting anything I say. And yes I know some did some card counting before moving on to other things. The only person on this forum qualified to even say anything about what it is to be card counting for a living in Las Vegas in 2023 is Zenking, that I am aware of. Yet every mother fucker thinks they are an expert.

You fit in perfectly here Mdawg. Enjoy your time. But at the end of the day, nothing changes. You are a degenerate type losing gambler being comped accordingly, and I make a living playing blackjack in Las Vegas.

Fucked up wealthy, losing gambler, who so desperately wants to be more. What a world.

By the way, Mdawg has tried to explain how he overcomes the advantage a number of times, using a number of different voodoo long disproven concepts. One of them a few years back he said "he is able to win because he has a larger bankroll". ;) That was probably the day that any real advantage player dismissed Mdawg as nothing more than just another voodoo gamber, albiet one with a little money.

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Dude you won't post a picture of the surfboard in your condo or prove anything else. You're a phoney to the core. Stop putting it off on this forum. A beggar out in the freezing rain asking for enough money to buy a loaf of bread at the nearby 7-11 is your peer in the world of pathetic.

The surfboard tale was invented just to demonstrate you had other stuff to do and a life of some manner that didn't revolve your identity on these forums. Everyone knows it is bs. Put a little post-it on the surfboard with kewlj or whatever, snap a pic and put it on here. Easy enough. Then our baseline would not be "everything is a lie". Oh but we'll hear "I don't have to prove anything." and of course the corollary is "We don't believe anything."

What the moron also doesn't understand, is that banks don't post standard business ACHs during various times during the day. There is a cutoff for when they may be received, but all banks operate the same, posting the next business day, sometime in the morning. And that "next business morning" is never on a Saturday.

This is just more of how an imbecile might "study up" on something and get it wrong, because he has no personal experience with any of this. He made up the nonsense about the ACH, not realizing that it contradicts how all of this works.

Again, I have probably received more incoming ACH deposits in the past months than most do in a lifetime. They all post at the same time, early the morning after received.

ONE TIME one of my banks had some kind of issue with reporting the ACH to the account, but it didn't mean that the ACH wasn't received. And the delay was in the range of a couple hours, still posting in the morning.

I mean, we're not talking about Zelle, we are talking about a standard business ACH. His fictional settlement ACH would have had to be sent on Wednesday or Thursday, and then it would have posted to his account Friday morning. By the time he got caught in the lie about how he hadn't even seen it by midnight Friday night, and he was already into Saturday, the gig was up.

When I am expecting a standard business ACH, which is pretty much every day lately, I look for it in the morning. If it's not there in the morning it is not going to land that day at all. And I don't look for ACHs on Saturdays or Sundays, I mean obviously.

I'll tell you what happened.

UNKewlJ and anyone connected with him have never received an ACH in their lives, other than social security or social security disability (probably the latter given his mental illness). Those are not standard business ACHs.

Well, UNKewLyingJ took what he knew or read about social security deposits, and got it mostly wrong. Those government type payments might arrive at midnight but even still they do not arrive on a Saturday.

https://i.imgur.com/oL9sH8hh.jpg

so he took half of what he knew or read about, and tried to claim that oh yeah, I got my ACH at midnight (like a social security payment). But he blew it because (1) standard business ACHs do not post at or around anywhere near midnight, they are posted the next business day in the morning after receipt and (2) no ACHs land on a Saturday, period.

This fucktard just keeps going. I say the funds showed up in my account after midnight and he says some shit about ACH deposits not transferred after midnight.

It is like I say the sky is a beautiful blue today and he says the sky is never green.

Is it reading comprehension, stupidity, or just out right lying. because the same thing happens over and over, it can only be outright lying.

Mdude tried to tell a story on a gambling forum, WoV populated with a number of real players including players that play for a living... and he failed. Now all he has left is trying to win some kind of troll war and think that means anything.

Mdawg is the newer version of Rob Singer, using many of the same nasty tactics, the lying, name-calling, put downs. Here is the difference. Singer was nothing and had nothing really. he was a working guy. Maybe he made a little money working in aerospace, who even knows if that is true. But basically he is a guy who worked and has a little social security to spend his retirement bouncing between his kids homes. So it is almost understandable that he made up one gigantic gambling story after another.

But this Mdawg is supposed to be someone with some money. I know a lot of people think he doesn't have nearly what he claims. he certainly doesn't have the mid 7 figure Las Vegas mansion he claimed. But it certainly appears he has some money to gamble and lose and get comps. So why he has spent all this times, years now, trying to convince people that he is a winning player, the world's greatest player, who casino personnel love and welcome. The very personnel that would lose their jobs if they allowed anything even close to what he claims, like a $100-$500 spread. Why this guy has wasted his life doing this makes no sense. I guess it just proves the old adage that money cant buy happiness. he has to try to impress people with something that is bullshit and everyone knows it.

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My experience with Internet and Technology Addicts Anonymous

I'm 32 now and I've been an internet and computer addict my whole life. Been trying to limit my use since I was 20 but failed a lot of times.

Previously I only talked about my compulsive internet use only with a few psychologist over the years. None of them were particularly helpful for my internet addiction.

I joined one of the internet addict anonymous online meetings out of desperation, not really expecting much out of it. I thought it had something to do with religion (I'm an atheist). It had nothing to do with religion in practice. God is only a concept, a higher power as YOU understand it.

It was probably my best decision of this year. I could find people going through similar problems than mine and the meeting was structured in a way to deal with the deeper emotional problems that are the cause of the addiction. It was way more helpful than reading. lots of valuable information but it's still a solo activity in the end.

Doing video calls with other people is very different activity than reading, or even following blogs about internet addiction to then jump to another website to keep reading.

My advice, try a few of their online meetings and see if they are helpful for you. They are free. I would have loved to do this 10 years ago. You can just join (there are many videocalls per day) with your camera off and only listen at first. try 2 or 3 meetings and you'll see if its benefitial for you or not.

https://internetaddictsanonymous.org...line-meetings/

https://www.psychforums.com/internet...pic220692.html

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Originally Posted by accountinquestion

Dude you won't post a picture of the surfboard in your condo or prove anything else.

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That is correct. That has been my position for a decade. I am not out to prove anything to anyone, I don't care how simple. I share some of what I do. People can believe or not believe whatever the fuck they want, including the easter bunny, or little green Martians. If anyone has any legitimate questions about something I say, I am happy to try to clarify or explain further if I can without harming myself. Absent of that, people should be able to figure out if I or anyone else knows what they are talking about or are just talking.

But of course that is not where we are on this forum. Not where we have been for many years. This forum is about cliques, and clubs and who likes who for whatever stupid reason that has nothing to do with anything said about gambling. It is about who is or isn't Maga or Trumpy enough. Who may be a bit of an ass and talk down to people (redietz), which is an unpleasant quality, but not disqualifying. And finally, apparently who loves and sleeps with who, and whether the judgmental people here approve of that. THAT is what this forum is. Sides are formed, groups forums, people ganged up on and attacked by people who often know nothing about what they are attacking.

This isn't a gambling forum, as the name indicated. This is 3rd grade recess and bullying by a group of mostly aggrieved, older guys who never grew the fuck up or if they did they have now reverted back to 3rd grade recess.

The idiot keeps trying to claim that the ACH didn't "post" in his account until after midnight on a Saturday no less.

Just not the way it works, UNKewLyingJ.

You never received any ACH at all.

Here is one of the standard business ACHs that landed in one of my bank accounts today.

https://i.imgur.com/qHHtKjsh.jpg

The way it works, with all banks, is that it lands in the morning, and even though it shows PENDING the funds are immediately available. ACHs are not like checks where the bank has to "post" them they credit immediately upon receipt even though they show as PENDING. I could go to the bank now and every penny of that "pending" ACH is available to me.

Again, a standard business ACH will not appear, will not show, in your account after midnight, and definitely not on a Saturday no less. It's impossible. And not the way it works anyway.

UNKewlJ simply made up all of this, as usual, based on how he THOUGHT things should be, and failed, once again, miserably. He thought, well fuck, I think social security payments arrive around midnight so I'll just make sure to claim that my ACH arrived around midnight too. Of course, he didn't realize that that midnight was going to put him into a Saturday, which made it an impossibility even for a government SS payment. ;)


It's just like when he tries to argue with the Pope of Las Vegas over how it works in Vegas, when he's just a bum who lives on the streets, would be shown the door if he even tried to enter any of the nicer casinos unless he took a shower first at the YMCA, and changed his dirty clothes.

And, AccountInQuestion, he can't produce a surfboard the same way he can't produce any evidence of anything he claims - because no evidence exists.

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

Just shut the fuck up asshole!

At issue isn't when ACH deposits are made or go through. At issue is when it was posted. It was posted, just after midnight, which would be early on a Saturday morning. The deposit or transfer could have gone through many hours earlier. I don't know or care. It showed up just after midnight. It was not there sometime around 9pm when I looked aat my account and was there or posted just after midnight. So just shut the fuck up you freaking retard.

BUT, I happen to know from my partners social security that any time the third fell on a Monday his check or funds hit our account early Saturday morning. Isn't social security ACH transfer? So you just don't know everything you think you know.

And you have shown that on topic after topic that you think you know everything about. You think you are an expert on everything, but have proven yourself to be an expert on nothing. So just fuck off you insecure little bitch.

You are a losing casino gambler and nothing more. Your expertise is losing and getting comped. You are Alan (may he rest in peace) with a little bit of money to blow. Everything else is an insecure little bitch trying to impress people. Who the fuck do you think is impressed by any of your shit?

You calling someone homeless, a prostitute, pacific Islander, that you know none of that is true. You think that impressed people? Maybe the other idiots in the ward the psycho ward that is VCT, but no one in the real world.

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You know you've got the wrong sugar daddy when you have to stalk the social security payment so you can hit the casino.....RIP :)

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

I will tell you what was eye-opening to me about just how fucked up you all are. That is the surfboard discussion.

I am not a surfing expert. I have not been on the surfing circuit for the last 25 years. As a matter of fact I have gone surfing twice in the last 25 years.

But I shared something from 25 years ago, the late 1990's, when I was a teenager living near Daytona Beach and did surf regularly through out my teen years. We oiled our boards before applying wax. You oiled in the night before applying wax. This was taught to me by other surfer friends in our area. The oil was sold in the surf shops in Daytona at the time. It also was used to remove the old wax.

Now maybe this oiling the board was something local to Daytona area, or maybe it is something that is no longer done, as Ray Finkle who claims to surf everyday says. But the idiot psycho ward here, 99% who I suspect have never been on a surfboard in their lives now thinks they are experts. And that is the way it is with every fucking topic here.

I share experiences and things that I do as a player playing blackjack for a living in Las Vegas in 2023, and every mother fucker and their mother is an expert refuting anything I say. And yes I know some did some card counting before moving on to other things. The only person on this forum qualified to even say anything about what it is to be card counting for a living in Las Vegas in 2023 is Zenking, that I am aware of. Yet every mother fucker thinks they are an expert.

You fit in perfectly here Mdawg. Enjoy your time. But at the end of the day, nothing changes. You are a degenerate type losing gambler being comped accordingly, and I make a living playing blackjack in Las Vegas.

Fucked up wealthy, losing gambler, who so desperately wants to be more. What a world.

By the way, Mdawg has tried to explain how he overcomes the advantage a number of times, using a number of different voodoo long disproven concepts. One of them a few years back he said "he is able to win because he has a larger bankroll". ;) That was probably the day that any real advantage player dismissed Mdawg as nothing more than just another voodoo gamber, albiet one with a little money.

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Did you file a complaint yet with the Internet Police against the site that gave you the bogus info on surfboard maintenance? :cool:

How about the sites that he read carefully (with his lips moving) that told him that social security payments land around midnight?

"Shit, I didn't realize that had nothing to do with standard business ACHs. Or that even a SS payment won't land on a Saturday."

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

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Originally Posted by accountinquestion

Dude you won't post a picture of the surfboard in your condo or prove anything else.

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That is correct. That has been my position for a decade. I am not out to prove anything to anyone, I don't care how simple. I share some of what I do. People can believe or not believe whatever the fuck they want, including the easter bunny, or little green Martians. If anyone has any legitimate questions about something I say, I am happy to try to clarify or explain further if I can without harming myself. Absent of that, people should be able to figure out if I or anyone else knows what they are talking about or are just talking.

But of course that is not where we are on this forum. Not where we have been for many years. This forum is about cliques, and clubs and who likes who for whatever stupid reason that has nothing to do with anything said about gambling. It is about who is or isn't Maga or Trumpy enough. Who may be a bit of an ass and talk down to people (redietz), which is an unpleasant quality, but not disqualifying. And finally, apparently who loves and sleeps with who, and whether the judgmental people here approve of that. THAT is what this forum is. Sides are formed, groups forums, people ganged up on and attacked by people who often know nothing about what they are attacking.

This isn't a gambling forum, as the name indicated. This is 3rd grade recess and bullying by a group of mostly aggrieved, older guys who never grew the fuck up or if they did they have now reverted back to 3rd grade recess.

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It appears everyone except maybe MrV has you figured out now....RIP

We've already hit the 10x multiplier responses next we'll have all the ALL CAPS and all boldface responses as he gets really rattled.

This is what happens when he gets caught in lies...he comes with the long-winded, rambling drama-laced "I NEED TO set the record straight or I'll go OUT OF MY MIND!" paragraphs that never seem to satisfy, as he then repeats the same things over and over again.

Or maybe, best of all! he'll sulk off and declare that he's done here. (Until the depression wears off, and mania hits again, and he returns - banging on the keyboard with more nonsense.)

Idiot Mdawg. You are right about something. I don't receive many, ACH payments. Didn't even know the term before this discussion. Don't claim to be an expert. I had a payment transferred from an account in my name that my attorney set up to hold and disperse settlement funds in which my portion was transferred to my personal account. Is that an ACH transfer? I guess. In reading about it after you brought it up, I guess that is what it is.

So I was informed by my attorney's office on a Friday morning that the funds would be transferred that day. I checked my account several times throughout the day, the last being at 9pm and the funds were not showing. Just after midnight they were showing. I have no idea when they were actually transferred or how posting works. They were not showing at 9pm and were showing after midnight. So fuck off.

BUT, in making your comments, you trying to prove you know everything about everything, you were 100% shit wrong about social security. I know because of my partners social security for more than a decade, which came into a joint account. This was social security disability, not SSI. I have a vague understanding what SSI is, I believe a program that isn't really social security that is administered by the social security program. Those people get their checks of funds on the first of the month or a day or two earlier if the 1st falls on a wekend or holiday.

My partner was on social security disability. he received his benefits on the 3rd of the month. Anybody on social security, whether disability or regular retirement that has been on since before late 1990's received their benefits on the 3rd of the month. Sometime in the 1990 payment dates were changed from the 3rd of the month to the 2nd, 3rd or 4th wednesday. But anybody on the program since before 1990's it was the 3rd of the month.

So my partner received his benefit payment on the 3rd. If the 3rd fell on a Saturday or Sunday, he received it on early Friday. If the 3rd fell on a Monday, the money hit our account early Saturday morning. I always wondered about this last one because Monday being a regular business day, there seemed no logical reason for payments to come early, but they always did. 10 years that we shared an account, if the 3rd was a Monday money would be in account Saturday morning. Maybe the reason was because SS security payments go out just after midnight, a payment going out on a Monday would need someone working Sunday night to oversee it and that wasn't a regular SS working schedule. I have no idea, I am just guessing. But if the 3rd fell on a Monday, payment was in account Saturday morning. End of fucking story!

So just fuck off. It is just another case of you talking but not knowing what you are talking about.

Your welcome for the education on social security payments in current times, or at least as of 2018, when my partner passed.

I will say this. Shame on me for wasting so much time on this mutt with distemper. He is an idiot, insecure troll who thinks he knows everything when he proves he knows very little about anything.

KJ, it might be best to ignore the slights hurled at you from the cheap seats and simply keep chugging along as before, oblivious to the ill-conceived insults, slippery notions and of course the plethora of bovine excrement enemating from the keyboards of The Katzenjammer Kinder.

"It don't mean nothin."

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Originally Posted by MaxPen

It appears everyone except maybe MrV has you figured out now....RIP

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What have YOU ever proved MaxPen? Post your bank statement and an up to date accurate picture of yourself.

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Originally Posted by MisterV

"It don't mean nothin."

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YOU'RE the idiot alongside the UNKewl idiot if you think it means nothing.

It means that he never received any settlement ACH. He made up a story based on the only electronic transfers he knew anything about (social security), and got it wrong. Next time you receive any sort of standard business ACH such as the one UNKewlJ claimed falsely that he received in his fictional backrooming incident, watch and see when it lands. It will always be in the morning sometime, on a banking day, and will be available immediately as soon as it shows "pending" which, again, will be in the morning.

It will not arrive after midnight.

It will not arrive on a Saturday.

UNKewlJ's claiming that it did, proves that he is lying.


Next time you are expecting a business ACH, stay up ALLLLL NIGHT waiting for it, and see if it arrives in the night. It will not. It will land, showing as pending, sometime in the morning, and be available immediately upon landing. And it will arrive only on a banking day.


Even his idiocy about SS payments arriving "Saturday morning"

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Originally Posted by kewlJ

But if the 3rd fell on a Monday, payment was in account Saturday morning.

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is nonsense, which makes sense because he made up the fictional "partner" anyway, according to his latest story. How would he know what someone he made up ever received, or when, anyway?

https://i.imgur.com/oL9sH8hl.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/MXjjONpl.jpg

No electronic payments arrive on non banking days. Period. (Except for fictional ones.)