Your sounding like Pokergrinder and Soopooh those two brownosers have said those exact words countless times !
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Response to Redeitz coming after I have a smoke. After that, I need to check through the three one more time and then bounce off for the rest of the day. I've got shit to do.
Anyway, I think there's something to be said for balance. It can sometimes be tough to have a substantive conversation about gambling here, or maybe we're just too busy calling each other names to even have any desire to do that. You're still a spiky-headed, big rig driving, Skoal tobacco chewing bull dyke, for the record. By the way, how do you bull dykes end up with such pretty ladies so often? I've always wondered that.
I certainly was not trying to sound like them.
I was making a joke because whenever someone complains about the rules or rulings they are always hit with the Mike's House, Mike's Rules, Mike is a Dictator response.
Mike has said many times he rules his forums like a Dictator and it is a Dictatorship.
It literally makes no sense that Mission would be defending Mike about Rules because Mike just makes up the rules and changes them as he goes along.
He is not consistent in any of his decisions or punishments.
All those members should be suspended well over 1 year because of the martingale rule but if you notice certain members get 3 days all the time lol.
I wish I understood the Bull Dyke remark because it doesn't hurt my fellings.
I don't understand how I can be a Bull Dyke lol.
I want to be attacked better than this.
BoSox seems to be pushing my buttons and getting me more riled up though.
His approach is annoying me... Mother Fucking Asshole.
The only problem with his approach is that he doesn't read or follow what I said and he misconstrues all of it.
That shit fucks me up.
Mission is the least bias when it comes to " Thank You" posts ( he thanks literally everybody) but ironically is almost a 180 to that with many members. Rusty, Dog, Won/Strictly, ONM/ Chump etc.. He wants to keep the peace and not rock the boat, that's fairly obvious.
I looked up Bull Dyke and it makes more sense after reading all the definitions lol.
If I was going to chew I would chew Red Man though.
I'd like to drive a Big Rig for months on end around the country.
I'm pretty sure I would wreck it inside of a years employment.
I imagine that you'e a good measure more intelligent than I am. Anyway, I don't really care to compare academic notes because I would probably lose. I don't even know what a National Merit Scholar is, though it's possible, I guess, that I am also one of those. None of that bullshit has ever meant anything to me. I've graduated three times from various schools and have attended exactly zero of them. Public school was required and I partially paid to be at the two institutions of lower learning---so give me my piece of paper, "Thank you, fuck you, bye," if I may quote Jim Cornette.
I appreciate you pointing it out, but rest assured that I am well-aware that just about everything about who I am is, "A drag," so spare yourself the time required to state the obvious. Quite honestly, being smart rather sucks and I'd probably be better off to be some random idiot who works a menial job, goes to church every Sunday and doesn't ask questions. Is it misery if you're too stupid to know that you should be miserable? I'm certain not.
The big picture view that I hold is that we're all wasting our time here. I mean, to the man. One and all. This is all pointless. What do we learn from any of this? Are we learning debate skills? I guess that would have value normally, but the thing that we are debating is stupid and debate skills have no real world benefit unless you're a politician. Hell, probably not even then, or Trump would have lost to Clinton handily. He can't even put together a technically correct sentence, much less win a formal debate.
I decline to answer the last question.
It's just Fun.
Kind of like back in PA when all the guys come over and sit in the basement watching sports and busting each others balls while drinking cans of Genesee.
Or like how some people used to sit at the Barber Shop all day telling stories and making fun of each other.
Pointless but Fun and you can come and go as you please online.
By the way... an individual might be able to skim product driving one of those 18 wheelers.
I knew a guy that claimed he would steal Garbage Trucks because many times the driver would get out and leave them running.
At that time he claimed they paid him 30k in cash at the chop shop.
Not sure if that is possible these days but I would imagine the price has gone up.
I'm sure they have sophisticated tracking devices so not as easy as what once was.
It doesn't matter. I was wasting time then and I'm wasting time now. I guess I liked wasting the time better when I was an Admin, but even then, that could just be because the Forum was more lively in general.
Ignore all the self-righteous higher ground bullshit in that thread I started and know what is probably obvious anyway, I resigned because I wanted to be left the fuck alone. I think that I did a good job as an Administrator there and that I was fair and unbiased except for when there was a good reason not to be for the benefit of the Forum. Bending over backwards to try to keep MickeyCrimm from getting himself Nuked, despite his best efforts to thwart me, for instance.
Anyway, there was nothing noble about my resignation. In fact, I specifically asked if resigning from being an Administrator would prevent me from getting paid for writing, and I am paid for writing still, so you can put two and two together on the answer to that one. If resigning would have prevented that, then my resignation would have been a bit delayed. I'd have probably saved up some amount, resigned, and then none of you would ever see my fat ass again.
If people believe that the worst of what was speculated was true, then they could go fuck themselves anyway. As far as continuously Nuking CasinoKiller's thread, the link in the thread was a clear violation of the rule against Doxxing. I'd have Nuked that thread for my worst enemy, not that I have enemies, per se. Actually, I wouldn't do it for anyone...I'd do it because that's simply not a rule that should be broken ever. You can't even have message boards that would discuss stuff like Advantage Play without having a rule against Doxxing.
Also, the website that was being linked had a picture of WoN's wife---might have named her---don't remember. I might have been inclined just to wait for Wizard to handle the situation if it hadn't been for that.
Another thing is that if I had been protecting WoN specifically, then it's obvious that I would have banned CasinoKiller for Doxxing.
Not only did I NOT ban CasinoKiller for Doxxing, the reason that I didn't was specifically to avoid the perception of bias. The only thing I did was Nuke his thread every time he put it back up. If anyone except WoN had been the target, then I would have banned CasinoKiller for Doxxing. I guess maybe not if there was someone else I had ongoing real life business with.
Anyway, contrary to popular opinion, I was not protecting WoN. It was because I worked with WoN that my actions against CasinoKiller were not more severe. Doxxing is a serious fucking thing. And, again, had it not been for the mention/picture of WoN's wife---I'd have probably just PM'ed the other Admins and informed them that I want my hands clean of that whole matter.
The bottom sentence saves the rest. Come and go as you please. In general, I despise being part of a group.
I see the really old guys sitting around and bullshitting the better part of the morning at McDonald's and occasionally wonder why they haven't offed themselves yet.
I'm running on about details nobody but me cares about, at this point, but another thing I should mention is that it had a picture of WoN's wife and---I am almost positive---named her. What the website (which I read in full before Nuking the thread the first time) did not do was actually accuse his wife of having anything to do with anything.
It is said that "No man is an island."Quote:
Originally Posted by Mission146
Even a lone wolf will respond to the howl of others in the night.
I have sent the requested PM on DT, Boz. My PM also contains the applicable link.
There you go again.
You just proved that you do have a reading comprehension problem.
I have always stated that I have a problem and or problems.
Ask anyone on here.
I say that over and over again.
I'm a Sick Fucking Addict.
Been saying that over and over on Gambling Forums since I started posting about 5 years ago.
Been saying that for over 35 years in Real Life Conversations.
Now What??
You got nothing because I'm not on here preaching to people.
Quite the opposite.
Casinos are the Devil and anyone inside of them are Evil... Fact.
caSINo ... pretty self explanatory.
I'm a Big Fat Slob.
I've got more Chins than a Chinese Phonebook!
I've not seen my willy in two years, which is long enough to declare it legally dead!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5AixBKy7b4
From the Wizard’s own mouth
“ I have being saying for over 20 years that betting systems don't work. Not only can't they overcome the house edge, they can't even dent it. My experience with MDawg has not changed my position on that. However, there is more to what MDawg is doing, but due to confidentiality I am not at liberty to discuss this.”
I actually give him credit for saying this. And I’m sure he is locked up by the agreement he signed and isn’t stupid enough to violate it.
That said, all this proves is how much of an idiot MDawg is. Wizard is saying he is using an AP method to win, although we don’t know he is actually an overall winner. And his ego and need for attention just brought him more potential scrutiny from the casinos he publicly claims to be fucking over.
Maybe I wasn’t far off when I said he is a risk to stockholders of these public companies. And it appears a few have a GOOD idea exactly what he is doing. I still don’t see this ending well for MD.
Currently 262 but I seem to have lost the sheer mind power that I used to possess.
I can't seem to restrict myself or stick to a routine anymore.
The desire feels different compared to years past.
Probably Age catching up with me.
I certainly notice a difference in sheer will power compared to about 6 months or so ago.
I just eat and or drink whatever the Fuck I want currently lol.
I think a main problem is how the rules are currently enforced in Gyms right now.
No swimming and you have to wear a mask at all times.
So I paid my yearly dues but haven't used the memberships in over a year now.
Was supposed to buy the Rowing Machine but wife upset about problems with storage.
I really don't have the room for it.
Bought a Massage Chair and Camping Gear instead lol.
And more Camping Gear on the way like the Wall Tent and Wood Stove.
That's bulky.
Been thinking about doing a 30 day Carnivore Diet.
Perhaps a new thread.
Although I'm not sure how good just eating meat and fat is for the body.
I've read both sides but I tend to think you want balance in your diet.
Like they say... everything in moderation.
That seems more logical to me.
Those are good points. When I said that MDawg only stood to gain, just to clarify, I meant from a forum member perception perspective.
But, yeah, advantage play. Darkoz said it early on. Darkoz actually called it. I said that it was a possibility if one accepts just some of MDawg's claims as true.
Boz,
You are now unbanned from DT. I think I might know what's going to happen, but please resist the urge. Decent political discussion over there and I always did enjoy interacting with you on those subjects.
Mike should have said nothing at all rather than make a statement like that. He is now saying that a player can play single shoe sessions of baccarat and win substantially 98% of the time. Think about how that sounds.
I can think of one way to get that done. But if that's what is going on you should just get it done and keep your mouth shut. I don't believe that is what the Wiz witnessed though.
No reading comprehension problem on me regarding you on this one. Yes, you do say over and over that you are a sick addict. However, who else other than me called you on what you preach? Do you know why no one ever calls you on it? Because people realize that you use this board only for "letting off steam" ranting at yourself, a form of self torture.
The joke is you pretending that you don't know why you continue to post here. Or that you may post less and less in the future. Because deep down you know that you need this board as much as you needed to gamble from the age of nine.
Have you learned nothing from your juice diet? These fad things don't work. People lose 5-10 lbs initially on all these fad diets and then have a rebound effect putting on 15-20 lbs. Always. There is no magic pill or bullet shortcut. Besides a carnivore diet sounds a lot like The Atkins diet. protein and fat and no carbs. You could eat all the steak and bacon you wanted on Atkins. Of course Dr. Atkins died of a heart attack at over 300lbs. ;)
Your moderation idea is correct. I think the perfect breakdown is 30% carb, 30% fat, 40% protein. Body functions perfectly and burns energy efficiently at that. Of course the real key is taking in less calories than you are burning. Add a little Garcinia Cambogia and your body will run efficiently, burn calories and have plenty of energy.
In that regard he's sort of a "Mickey Crimm lite."Quote:
people realize that you use this board only for "letting off steam" ... deep down you know that you need this board as much as you needed to gamble from the age of nine.
Tough Choice...
So I see wellbush (likely a sock of Mdawg) is telling TomG that Math theory doesn't apply to table games. And Wizard says nothing because he has apparently made an agreement not to say anything. :confused: This is the kind of bullshit that really agitates me. On a site supposed to be about gambling math and from the guy supposed to be the gambling math expert.
More Mdawg fiction thoughts:
1.) I have asked Mdawg probably half dozen times if there was something he was doing that would have him playing with an advantage that could explain his results. Each and every time, he responded "no". So any last second claim of a loss rebate is bullshit.
2.) A loss rebate has never been mentioned in several years of this bullshit until last week. That is like watching a two hour movie to find out in the 118th minute that the older brother was the murderer, when there was never a mention of an older brother. Even in terms of fiction writing....that is bullshit.
3.) A loss rebate wouldn't explain all the winning sessions, 55 that recently ended, 50 some before that. THAT is NOT how loss rebates work.
4.) Wizard makes a statement that it is time for Mdawg to "put up or shut up" and that Mike would fairly quickly be able to determine what Mdawg is doing, how he is playing. So we finally get to some version of Wizard witnessing Mdawgs play and Wizard announces he has made an agreement to not talk about it. THAT is what the whole things was supposed to be about! What the fuck!
MaxPen says I don't understand what the forum WoV is anymore. Damn straight about that! I am still thinking it is about Math and gambling as we were told by Wizard himself. I missed the memo where the forum was a troll/voodoo forum and Wizard himself was going to be complicit in anti-math, voodoo, fantasy claims.
Oh and one more thing. Mike now reveals how he would have played the session to give him a 98% chance of winning the "contest". It wasn't about the stupid contest Mike! The spirit of the contest was to show how Mdawg plays so see if that method of play could hold up to all the winning he claims. Introduce a little bit of money and a contest that never should have been, because it is completely unrelated and Mike gets all side tracked and forgets what this is about.
And then the one good thing that was supposed to come from it was Mike stating his opinion and thoughts as to whether Mdawgs claims could be true, based on the type of play witnessed. (remember Mike stated he would quickly be able to determine what Mdawg was up to). And NOW Mike says he has made an agreement not to talk about it.
This is really BIZARRO world stuff, and Mike is now one of the leading BIZARRO world characters. Boy has this fool, Wizard been played, because that is what this has all been about from day 1, making a mockery of Wizard and the WoV forum. Mike has fallen right in and even participated in making a mockery of himself.
You read every word I write. You haven't responded because you can't legitimately respond with out lying and name calling like a 3rd grader.
And actually I just paid you a compliment in that you were able to manipulate and play Wizard in to participating in making a mockery and fool of himself. You just aren't ready to admit that yet, because then the "gig" is up and you are not yet ready to stop the game. But when you are ready to take your bows for your complete playing of Wizard and WoV, your gloating statement will sound remarkably like what I just said.
I just wanted to correct kewlJ on one thing. I don't expect everyone to have read everything regarding the MDawg blather, so I don't expect everyone to have paid rapt attention.
About a year ago, I had a couple of posts over at WoV where I said there was no way MDawg had cumulative results as he's reported unless he was using a loss rebate. Then I think I mentioned some instances where I suspected non-whales had loss rebates. I mentioned Dancer and I may have mentioned some sports betting cartels that have negotiated 5% vig or less (which technically is a kind of loss rebate), but keep that info out of the public domain.
The bottom line is that I mentioned loss rebates somewhere around a year ago at WoV, because who didn't see that angle coming? Especially if and when MDawg would be tested in any way.
Just like who didn't see the DarkOz angle coming where he's allegedly learned or will learn about MDawg APing from the donation? I mean, c'mon, that was so obvious I didn't bother to post about it. Now DarkOz is part of the hokum. And Mission is now both existential (nothing matters) and uber capitalist (if it's about making money, it matters). Talk about twisting into an apologist pretzel.
I'm starting to see where blackhole is coming from. The WoV site is now hokum-focused. DarkOz is pushing hokum. Shackleford has gone all I-SPY and confidentiality -- LOL -- which contributes to clicks and views and MDawg mystique.
It's a massive joke. Which is cool. The place deserves to be a massive joke.
Quite frankly, you should be thanking me for posting anything in that thread since you are the one who both:
A.) Seems to care a ton.
AND:
B.) Keeps finding new and clever ways to get yourself banned.
If I cared half as much, then I'd want to make sure that I stayed able to participate in the discussion. On the contrary, my only post that could perhaps have an argument made for me to get banned was to attack some quackery directly. Of course, I wrote it and it's more than twenty words, so I doubt all that many people will be reading it. You must have just not seen it yet.
The only apologist anything I'm doing is saying that I'm in no position to prove or disprove MDawg's claims---which is true.
Anyway, it turns out that a non-zero amount of what he said is actually true...which is more than the precisely zero that some people thought. I'm sure you can't be thrilled with that, but then you're perhaps in the camp of people suggesting that there was no actual meetup whatsoever and Wizard/Dawg just made some deal to split the proceeds. Of course, instead of calling one person a liar without proof such a person in that camp would be calling two people who corroborate one another both liars, and again, without the tiniest shred of evidence.
You present the math. You say the best way to gamble is not to gamble. Every couple days--rinse and repeat. I don't have time to post the same thing every four minutes.
Ozzy, please explain just what the fuck is your problem with me or anyone posting on both sites?
What, has even THIS issue now become politicized?
You've taken a couple shots at me for this: I ask you now to put up or shut up: where's the beef?
Chill V I'm joking around. I just find it funny that you held out over there for quite a while and decided to give in. BO has just started mass posting over there very recently after being here over 2 years. KJ situation well NO NEED TO EXPLAIN LMAO. I have no problem with you or KJ.....BO is kind of a BOZO but there's a hell of a lot worse then him.
Got it, thanks.
I finally figured out who MDawg is. It was obvious from the start; I don't know why it took me this long.
As monet says, "MDawg wins! The end." Sound like anybody famous you know?
I'll give you a hint:
Remember somebody else who sounded to some people like a narcissistic, bloviating, self-promoter who had to hide his foibles from his family under the auspices of always "WINNING!!!!"?
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...D4&FORM=WRVORC
I thought the punchline was gonna be Trump, not Sheen.
They hang out many of the same places (Mar-a Lago and the Playboy Mansion), date many of the same women, and are members of the same clubs.
https://video.search.yahoo.com/yhs/s...f&action=click
God, Trump looks and sounds so much better in this clip than during his presidential run and presidency. It was only 10 years ago. I thought at first it was at least 15 years ago.
My take is that mdawg is the personal butler of someone wealthy. Thus giving him access to this. I’m sure his wife is fucking hideous which is why he hid her from the wizard.
Regardless of all that. One of the biggest tells in his story was that the pit boss shock his hand a few months back and that dealer and floor people make the most absurd comments. So obviously that stuff never happens. Anyone that listens to him knows he is a troll with a small dick. Adding in things like winners bag of chips. No one fucking uses words like that unless to troll or rub people the wrong way
I know Axel floated the theory that the person posting worked for the person actually playing (and losing) and getting all the comps. I am thinking more like it is his son. That would give him all the access. But whatever.
The dealer/floorpeople comments are just one in many, many things in this story that don't add up or aren't the way things really happen in casinos. You can call them "tells" or inconsistencies, or pieces of the puzzle that don't fit, or whatever, but it comes back to one thing, these guys always end up exposing and hanging themselves with these fantasy claims.
Let's face it...there IS nothing else to talk about.
https://i.imgur.com/kNhiyZQ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/DIXuATw.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/9QoUwLO.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/NMDE3mE.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/4zsokDl.jpg
330K views! and still going strong.
People tune in to see a train wreck. In this case the biggest narcissist and liar on the gambling forums.
Case in point you just made up shit about why you are asked to move rooms after several weeks. The REAL reason is that Nevada law states that the first 30 days is a hotel stay and after that a resident. All those monthlys charge tax on first 30 days only. Now the casinos don't care about the tax angle but after 30 days they have to go through regular eviction process to get you out. So they avoid this by restarting your visit before 30 days are up.
But feel free to continue to just make shit up as you like fantasy boy.
That's Fire Code in Ohio. Of course, not charging the guest the tax (and rebating them once the thirty days had elapsed) was a selling point. You could do 30+ if you were licensed as an extended stay hotel, but we weren't. What you would do is just change their room, "In the computer," for one day, but they did not physically switch rooms. The Fire Marshal generally didn't care because the records say what the records say. The Fire Marshal wasn't concerned at all with how long the guest had actually stayed at the hotel, just that they weren't showing as in the same room for 30+ days.
If two guys were sharing a room, then you'd just switch the room from one name to another every 29 days.
It is no different. Anyway, you can't expect the UNKewl one to come up with much that makes sense. The best his thinking got him is an admitted year in the red, and then giving up entirely. Prior to that he lost a lot too, and finally had to come to terms with admitting it.
Remember this is the same UNKewl one who was pissing over himself thinking he would get me suspended for posting a picture of some chips from a past trip. He constantly gets things wrong and misinterprets what is happening, including at the tables when he is trying to play blackjack and losing, going into the red. And look what happened at WOV anyway - I didn't get suspended. Instead he did - for nearly a cumulative month between all his recent suspensions. :cool:
This is gold! Some of you should try it.
https://i.imgur.com/I1xOYS7.jpg
Reminds me of a Woman who got pregnant by a sexual affair.... She bragged to the Man's pregnant Wife that he got her pregnant and fully expected the Wife to put her foot up her Husband's ass for cheating on her... Instead, the Wife beat up HER instead and she was shocked. The Husband had to get the Wife off of the Mistress. The Wife later went to her house and broke her windows and went inside and the Cops arrested the Wife for property damage and breaking and entering..... The Wife ended up giving birth in Jail and the Mistress ended up having to take care of both her own baby and the Wife's baby IIRC.
Doesn't stop this guy from posting about me. I don't think jbjb has even made a single post lately other than about me.
UNKewl is batting about a 1000 too.
Let's face it, it's an MDawg world so these detractors (a.k.a. fans) had best get used to it. And it's not an MDawg world because of me. It's - because of them. They won't let up!
They drive 'em to me!
What the hell is wrong with him? Nothing has ever been more apparent, even on this forum, with all the shenanigans. This guy is a narcissist and quite a classic case too. Everything is about him. And everything is a lie. Just look at some of this stuff, starting with his handle "Mdawg". He talks of himself in the third person. He keeps track of views and tracks his posts. He keeps track of different forum alexa rating for when he posts. "Mdawg wins again" "Mdawg is the greatest" "The pit and dealers say they have never seen anyone like me". This guy hits EVERY box on the narcissist checklist.
Now lets look at this thing, this lie he keeps posting about me....That I had a losing year and then quit. He thinks that is so cute, but he is only exposing himself. I have shared my results for more than a decade (as you well know and don't approve of). I have shared my losing and winning, the good and bad, the nasty negative variance as I have gone through it. Like me or don't like me, or approve or not, people know I have been honest, sharing some pretty crappy results and variance along the way. Because guess what? That is the way gambling works, whether playing with an advantage or not, it is winning AND losing.
So people know I had a pretty lousy year with my results, in part due to less play with covid. It was a bad year, as many people had. But it was not a losing year in the red, nor have I quit playing. I played today and almost every other day this month.
So this fool repeating this statement that everyone KNOWS is a lie, only confirms what almost everyone knows...that he is a liar. I mean I don't think there is a single person, other than coach belly and socks that doesn't know his fantasy claims are bullshit. And like Dan Druff said coach belly even knows, he just trolls. But just imagine if there was someone still on the fence, saying i wonder if this guys claims could be true. Then they see him lie about something else, that everyone knows is a lie, and what do you think they conclude. The only thing you can conclude....that this guy is a liar about everything. I'll even go as far to say, I suspect the only experience with the law he has is as a defendant.
Now, I know he is angry. Whatever this great fantasy adventure fiction was about, part of a bigger scam, maybe involving stock picks, or just a losing gambler feeding his narcissist needs, it is pretty much over. Not a single person left believing anything he has to say. He is sooo angry he has posted a list of 27 different people from both forums, that he thinks he is at war with. These are just people with a little bit of common sense that see through his fantasy bullshit. Most of them, people that don't much get involved in any drama. But they are smart enough to know bullshit when they smell it.
KewlJ, when MDawg can write even one paragraph involving you it does not matter to him either way whether or not he is telling the truth. What does matter to him is the long overwhelming defensive and angry responses that you give. As long as you keep responding to him in the same mannerisms he is going to keep having organisms while reading your posts, and he will never stop. You are doing exactly what he wants, just like his trolling with the sock puppet Wellbush is agitating the masses over at WOV.