Smart is knowing tomatoes are fruit,
Wise is pointing your butt to toot
in the elevator.

Tasha sat back to admire the "high coo" she had just composed. Time to enter it into the Hialeah Park Casino High Coo Contest promotion. First prize was $20 in free play, second prize, an umbrella. She only hoped she would not have any real competition, but little did she know last night's almost-john, Nathan, was also at this very moment composing his own high coo:

Middle aged virgin
didn't get to sex last night.
Inclement weather.