Axl farted in Billie's mouth as his concubine was rimming him: "Oops...'scuse me."
Billie came up for air, smiled, and taking a deep breath he dove back in.
While Billie was "tickling his fancy" and working on a Dirty Sanchez Axl decided that the time had come to cast off Andy and get a new band member for Cake Cream.
Axl called Andy and told him he was out of Cake Cream: Andy cried tears of woe while Axl howled in quasi-orgasmic glee: "Thanks Billie, I needed that."
The boys took all of Andy's things and put them outside their luxurious penthous suite; all pumped up they brayed, mooed and farted languidly.
Axl decided to add some young blood to the band, to capture the hearts and wallets of the upcoming generation: he called Jake in England and soon worked out a deal where Axl would home school 10 year old Jake while Jake became one of the Band of Brothers.
Soon Jake arrived and it was obvious that he would be a perfect fit; they all feasted on DQ strawberry blizzards to celebrate.
Axl posted this video to familiarize the fans with the latest and arguably greatest edition to Cake Cream.
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