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  1. #1061
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    The Spanish line was just one throw away line. The bulk is Axl being in trouble for practicing law without a degree, passing the Bar, no law school, and no license, a felony in the U.S.
    I thought the bulk of the story Axl being a time traveling doppelganger who has a gay romance with a bandmate. What's with all the legal procedural side plots? Why not just make him drop the band and go to law school. He could be the 1L gunner who nearly fails but somehow gets an internship with a hoppin' Hollywood divorce firm and through some mix up also makes law review.

  2. #1062
    Originally Posted by pinchingyourballs View Post
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    The Spanish line was just one throw away line. The bulk is Axl being in trouble for practicing law without a degree, passing the Bar, no law school, and no license, a felony in the U.S.
    I thought the bulk of the story Axl being a time traveling doppelganger who has a gay romance with a bandmate. What's with all the legal procedural side plots? Why not just make him drop the band and go to law school. He could be the 1L gunner who nearly fails but somehow gets an internship with a hoppin' Hollywood divorce firm and through some mix up also makes law review.
    The real world Axl Rose wanted to be a Lawyer but decided to become a Singer instead. So, my Fictional Axl Rose is something that the real world Axl Rose wanted to do.
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  3. #1063
    Originally Posted by Tasha View Post
    The real world Axl Rose wanted to be a Lawyer but decided to become a Singer instead. So, my Fictional Axl Rose is something that the real world Axl Rose wanted to do.
    Sure. Just like the real world Karen wanted to be happily married, raising a brood of young 'uns but "decided" to become a Bingo addict, internet troll and likely winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest instead.


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    Axl was excited for the first day of law school. His first class of the day was Torts. I can't believe there is whole class about fancy cakes, Axl mused. I wonder if they will have butter cream frosting so I can work in a Cake Cream joke, Axl mused further. He chuckled to himself as he sat in the back of the class. A prim, serious looking young woman in front of him turned around and glared at him and then whipped her head back around to face the front of the class once more. Axl tried to rip a fart to reply to her glare, but remembered that he had drunk a carminative herbal tea that morning for the very purpose of curbing his urges to fart. Undeterred, he scribbled a note with the word "fart" and discreetly passed it to her. Unfortunately, Professor V. saw the exchange.

    "Axl Rose," Professor V. shouted, startling that self-same Axl Rose. "What are you doing?" Professor V. gave Axl a thousand yard stare like Hannibal Lecter.

    Seated next to Axl was another young woman, of slightly friendlier disposition who whispered barely audibly, "You 'bout to get cold called bitch."

  5. #1065
    "I'm waiting to be called on, your honor" replied the doppelganger.

    "You shall address me as "Professor V" in this classroom, but "Judge V" wnen I am in the courthouse."

    "Yes, your holiness."

    "Mr. Rose, what would you do if she offered her honor?"

    Thinking that the pissy prof was referring to the lady next to him with a hideous handbag, Axl lied and said "Why, I'd honor her offer...and be on her and off her all night."

    "Not bad, not bad at all: perhaps the law is your calling. Just one more. Electricians do it wihthout shorts; how do lawyers do it?"

    "Lawyers do it in their briefs, your majesty."

    "Yes, yes, that we do. Very good. Would you like to edit our Law Review?"

    "No, but I want to be your clerk."

    "Do you like Peruvian flake?"

    "Love it." Alas, Axl thought the jacked up jurist was referring to a type of fish.

    "Meet me after class, we have much to discuss. Be sure to bring a hundred dollar bill."

    Axl farted silently yet joyoursly: this was going to just ROCK...
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  6. #1066
    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

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  7. #1067
    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    "I'm waiting to be called on, your honor" replied the doppelganger.

    "You shall address me as "Professor V" in this classroom, but "Judge V" wnen I am in the courthouse."

    "Yes, your holiness."

    "Mr. Rose, what would you do if she offered her honor?"

    Thinking that the pissy prof was referring to the lady next to him with a hideous handbag, Axl lied and said "Why, I'd honor her offer...and be on her and off her all night."

    "Not bad, not bad at all: perhaps the law is your calling. Just one more. Electricians do it wihthout shorts; how do lawyers do it?"

    "Lawyers do it in their briefs, your majesty."

    "Yes, yes, that we do. Very good. Would you like to edit our Law Review?"

    "No, but I want to be your clerk."

    "Do you like Peruvian flake?"

    "Love it." Alas, Axl thought the jacked up jurist was referring to a type of fish.

    "Meet me after class, we have much to discuss. Be sure to bring a hundred dollar bill."

    Axl farted silently yet joyoursly: this was going to just ROCK...
    I guess Judge V/Professor V is impressed that Axl is FINALLY trying to become a Lawyer the right way.
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  8. #1068
    No, the old boy is just playing the doppelganger like a Stradivarius.

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