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    Nobel Prize winning physicist Abby Garn woke up in a cold sweat. Had it all been a dream? Sometime in the night the spirit of Elvis Presley had told her of a new mathematical constant that was sure to solve the fundamental equations she had been working on for the better part of 10 years. 14.84611974066057422009971841771600354454825978322 37285063456831380458124129273906726873757794776688 86991339374959428980447933... defined as the natural logarithm base e, times pi, times the golden mean, times the natural logarithm of 2, times Khinchin's constant, times the Euler-Mascheroni constant. She quickly ran to her computer to run a few computations.

    By golly the King himself was right.

    Abby's next move was to call her old Harvard roommate, Tasha Nathanson, who was now the dictator of Walgreenistan, a central asian hellhole.

    "Tasha, I finally solved the Singer-Dawg equation!"

    Tasha farted in reply, which Abby knew from years of living with Tasha meant that Tasha was happy for her. Then Tasha said, "Let's talk later, there's an uprising in the eastern highlands that I need to shut down. We ran of nerve gas so I've go the military wolfing down bean burritos so we can do a little crop-dusting." The line went dead and Abby went back to her computer to run another computation. Suddenly the phone rang again. Thinking it was Tasha, Abby quickly answered, but to her shock and dismay it was Kewlj's mother.

    "My son does NOT live in the tunnels of Vegas!"

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    Meanwhile...

    The Hound laced his running shoes tight; scanning the highways from his luxurious penthouse suite he espied his target: an Ambulance!

    "Alright...a possible client:" he celebrated the possible payday via voiding an aromatic toot fueled by his earlier lunch of camel's balls stew.

    Running faster than Usain Bolt due to good desert genes he quickly caught up to the harbinger of mercy at a stoplight.

    "Hey buddy, want to make a few bucks?" He waved his card.

    The window opened: the driver, Robert, snickered and said "I already have more money than god can count."

    "Really? You're in your seventies: if you're so rich why are you still working?"

    Non-plussed and unused to such analytical responses to his brags, Robert floored it through the red light.

    Alas, his scofflaw behavior was espied by motorcycle cop Karen Tashanathan: she pulled the wayward death trolley over.

    "License and registration."

    "What the hell? Since when have you people been allowed to question the actions of my people?"

    "Sir, it is well known that you are part black,"

    "Yeah, but it doesn't really show; I'm just a bit swarthy."

    As he ogled the buxom yet fleshy cop he couldn't help but proposition her, and bored, she accepted: they quickly consummated their moment atop the gurney in back of the rig.

    "Happy Juneteenth" they said upon uncoupling.
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    Originally Posted by pinchingyourballs View Post
    14.84611974066057422009971841771600354454825978322 37285063456831380458124129273906726873757794776688 86991339374959428980447933... defined as the natural logarithm base e, times pi, times the golden mean, times the natural logarithm of 2, times Khinchin's constant, times the Euler-Mascheroni constant. She quickly ran to her computer to run a few computations!
    This one stumped me, for a second, or two, until I realized that it's my post #1096 ---> 196, as part of my birthday, instead of the numerals, 137, and 142, per se.

    (14.84611974066057422009971841771600354454825978322 37285063456831380458124129273906726873757794776688 86991339374959428980447933 / 7.2) is about 2.0619610750917463, which, rounded up at the 0, is 2.061961 = (2.061 + 0.000961) ---> 2061, and 961. Then the 196 overlaps the 961, at the 96, to form 1961, which, together with the 2061, completes my birth/death -day on 7/2, or July 2.

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    You guys are way too analytical, for the purposes at hand, in a different universe of time travel, etc. Best to let the "winds of fate" guide y'all. Ha.
    A life without "adventures" isn't worth living. Ha.


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    President Tashanathan convened both houses of Congress for an important announcement.

    "Just as Louisiana has mandated a poster of the Ten Commandments be in all classrooms, so am I requiring that one half hour of all school days be spent learning the appropriate strategy to win at Bingo."

    Dead silence, then an uproar.

    "Madam president, is there really such a thing as "an appropriate strategy to win at Bingo?"

    "I wouldn't have said it if it were not true. Next question?"

    "Mrs. Tashanathan, why is it that you use the title "Mrs." but there is zero information as to the name or even the existence of your spouse?"

    "Harrumph...guards, arrest that Senator for impertinence. Next question?"

    "How did you parlay being the weakest link at an obscure gambling forum to becoming the most powerful person in the free world?"

    "I owe it all to Mr. V, aka 'He who Righteously Flames.' His poignant comments about and to me forced me to elevate to my A-game. One more question?"

    "Why do you constantly carry that, excuse me for saying so, "hideous" handbag with you wherever you go?"

    "Sorry, I refuse to answer that except to say within its recesses I find the answer to ALL of life's questions. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite."
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    Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
    "Sorry, I refuse to answer that except to say within its recesses I find the answer to ALL of life's questions. Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite."
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    "I owe it all to Mr. V, aka 'He who Righteously Flames.' His poignant comments about and to me forced me to elevate to my A-game."

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    1,097 ----------------> 1097 = (1096 + 1) ---> 1961
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    Time of 6:09. Ha.

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    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

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    The Mad Canuck commanded his home-built robot to prepare a lovely poutne dinner.

    "And extra gravy this time, if you please."

    He tooted merrily as he pondered the enigmas, uncertainties and inherent contradictions of existence.

    "Exhausting stuff. Time for a break."

    He then lost himself playing merrily with his little friends, The Numbers.

    Oh, how they danced, rearranged and revealed hidden info at his command.

    "Soon my Theory of Everything will be complete, and my labors will have ended."

    But until then: "Hey, remember, extra gravy, OK?"
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    Now I wonder that ILBK, aka, PYB, has stopped at 42 posts, "Because that number is the answer given by a supercomputer to 'the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything'." Ha.

    Regardless, I had to put my theory on hold, again, because of another of life's thus tests, or, more accurately, quests. To find muscles, and the mental like, that I never knew I had. As was already noted, science is much more about character than, say, money.


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    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

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    "Doc, can you help me?"

    The sawbones put down his Lucky Strike in his skull-based ashtray and went "Hmmmmm...a curious case."

    They viewed each other remotely, via computer.

    "Mr. Abby, I believe I see the problem. You have sat in front of your PC for so long that you've grown roots from your feet. You've also swelled up like a beach ball. Your motor skills have atrophied and your brain has turned to mush. But there is hope for you, sir."

    "Thank heavens! What must I do?"

    "You need to take a break from the computer; go for a walk; take a shower; actually talk to a live person in your presence. Have intercourse with a partner and not by yourself. That is my prescription for A Better Life."

    Mr. Abby pondered the advice, then anrily yelled "Fraud! Idiot! Liar! You have no idea of the importance of my life's work and what I am doing!"

    He hung up, took a deep breath, then viewed VCT for inspiration to help write the final chapter of his Theory Of Everything.
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    What if even the forums mean infinitely more than being, say, a lawyer for forty years?

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    As an American Idol contestant, she captured the hearts of millions with her extraordinary voice and sassy style, with those qualities she won the talent contest and became a nationally prominent singer. But her life began much more humbly. At the age of seventeen, despite her remarkable talent, Fantasia was an uneducated, unmarried teenage mother living in poverty. She was faced with many tough battles growing up in the city of High Point, North Carolina, which is mainly famous for its furniture Market. She shows respect and admiration to the strong women who raised her, her mother and grandmother, both preachers who instilled in her a strong faith in God. Both women struggled with the same issues as Fantasia at a young age which made Fantasia realize that she would only be headed down the same dead end path if she didn't make a change for the better.
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    Every one /everyone knows it all; yet, no thing /nothing is truly known by any one /anyone. Similarly, the suckers think that they win, but, the house always wins, unless to hand out an even worse beating.

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    Originally Posted by Garnabby View Post
    What if even the forums mean infinitely more than being, say, a lawyer for forty years?
    Mean more to whom?

    Not sure what your point is, but I can assure you that I spent a lot more time and attention on my law practice back when I was working than I did on gambling forums; I was disciplined enough not to post from my office computer: I used my home PC.

    Now that I'm retired I have more time to fritter away and it shows...

    Heading down to the Oregon coast tomorrow for a couple days: Lincoln City and its casino (Chinook Winds) seem to fit like a comfortable old shoe.
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    Science isn't a linear or thought-out process. The reason they're called breakthroughs instead of refinements. So, it's impossible to tell, early on, which "thin ice" paths are ultimately the best ones. And, there're many persons out there who work on such stuff regardless of becoming popular. Bill Gates was such a person who happened to work on something that, unbeknownst to him, had the potential to become very popular. Ie, he would have done it, anyway.

    In a different sense, jumping in, nay, leaping, if one has the time, hands-on ability, and financial means (tens of thousands of spare dollars to "hemorrhage"), to set something straight, say, as a matter of life, or death.

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    Heading down to the Oregon coast tomorrow for a couple days: Lincoln City and its casino (Chinook Winds) seem to fit like a comfortable old shoe.
    ---> History of Regional Science and the Regional Science Association International (book).

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    Isard emphasizes that the formal establishment of a society associated with the field doesn't capture the true beginning, which is influenced by a specific context, events, and interactions among individuals. The author aims to unravel the where, when, and why of regional science's development, highlighting its dependence on particular circumstances. The author touches on the potential for analytical advancements in the field and the opportunity for regional scientists to contribute to global and regional development problem-solving.
    That's fine, for most folks, but, hardly an adventure, as in the fray of things. Ha.

    Neat that I hadn't run that anagram until I had written about scientific breakthroughs. But, the quote above seems right-on, for the discussion above. Couldn't have thus set things up had I tried. (Fairy tales, as in according to plans.)
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    The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. Axl put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and went to the law firm and did more practicing for his Court Case tomorrow with his Lawyer. After practicing for the Court Case, Axl went to Burger King and ordered and paid for a vanilla milk shake, a Whopper, fries, and free water.

    He ate and drank, enjoying his meal, pondering about what would happen tomorrow. He was glad he was able to enjoy his meal in peace.

    After Burger King, he went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chatted and chilled with Cake Cream.

    Cake Cream and Axl went to sleep.

    The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the Courthouse. They were processed and Axl's Lawyer and he practiced more and then the Court Case started. The Court Case was being televised.

    The District Attorney grilled Axl on practicing Law without a license, Law Degree, or passing the Bar. Axl's Lawyer said,"My Client, Mr Rose is Cake Cream's Legal Representative. He has a say in all of their legal troubles."

    Axl said,"Yes, I am still Cake Cream's Legal Representative.

    The District Attorney said,"You are their Legal Representative, not their LAWYER. There is a difference. "

    Axl's Lawyer said,"Cake Cream signed Contracts stating that my Client IS their Lawyer.

    Axl's Lawyer presented the Court with the Contracts that Cake Cream signed for Axl to be their Lawyer. Cake Cream acknowledged that this was true.

    The District Attorney said," But Axl pretending to be Cake Cream's Attorney is against the law.

    Axl's Lawyer said, "Mr. Rose NEVER claimed to be Cake Cream's Attorney, he said he was their LAWYER, not their Attorney. There's a difference between Lawyer and Attorney.

    Axl smugly smiled in his motorcycle helmet.

    Cake Cream all smiled smugly too.

    But the Judge overruled Axl's Lawyer saying,"I am sorry, but an Attorney and a Lawyer are the same thing. Axl and Cake Cream all had panicked faces under their motorcycle helmets.

    The District Attorney said,"Thank you, Judge." The Judge welcomed him.

    Axl's Lawyer said," Maybe my Client can just become a Lawyer the right way, by going to Law School, getting a Law Degree, passing the Bar, and getting a law license."

    The District Attorney said,"Too late. Mr. Rose should have done all of that BEFORE he chose to break the law and pose as a Lawyer.

    The District Attorney straight up told Cake Cream they could SUE Mr. Rose for posing as their Lawyer.

    Axl's Lawyer said,"Objection! Telling Cake Cream that they can sue Mr. Rose for posing as their Lawyer is highly unprofessional of you to say!"

    Cake Cream were appalled that The District Attorney told them that they could SUE Axl!

    Besides, they knew they signed a Contract stating that they weren't allowed to turn on Axl anyways.

    Billy, James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike all said,"No, we are not suing Mr. Rose. "

    Axl smiled at Cake Cream's loyalty to him.

    The District Attorney STILL said that they could sue Mr. Rose.

    Axl's Lawyer said,"Enough, you are harassing Cake Cream. They already stated they do not wish to sue Mr. Rose, so the matter must be dropped immediately.

    The Judge sided with Axl's Lawyer. The District Attorney had no choice but to drop the matter. He agreed to drop it.

    The District Attorney said that Axl STILL needed to be penalized in some way or form for posing as a Lawyer.

    The Judge agreed that Axl needed to be penalized for posing as a Lawyer. The District Attorney and Axl's Lawyer had heated discussions about what Axl's punishment should be. The District Attorney said that Axl should spend five years behind bars for this. Axl's Lawyer thought that was far too harsh for this. Axl's Lawyer suggested that Axl be put in jail for a full 24 hours starting tomorrow at 10 AM. The District Attorney said,"Okay, but I will add that Mr. Rose relinquish his Lawyer Persona he is posing as. Axl's Lawyer said,"But let him keep being Cake Cream's Legal Representative. The District Attorney agreed.
    The Judge said,"I personally find both of your suggestions a fair compromise and asked Axl and Cake Cream if they all accepted these terms.

    Axl and Cake Cream agreed to these terms. Axl's Lawyer and The District Attorney drew up Contracts and Cake Cream and Axl all read, understood, agreed, and signed. The District Attorney and Axl's Lawyer signed too. The Judge said,"Court Case adjourned,"and banged his gavel. Axl paid his Lawyer the rest of the money he owed him. Cake Cream and Axl all left the Courthouse and went to Denny's and had a nice lunch. Axl could believe he was no longer Cake Cream's Lawyer. Cake Cream felt bad about it too, but we're glad he was still their Legal Representative. Axl was glad that he still was their Legal Representative too.

    Axl was a bit nervous about his 24 hour jail sentence tomorrow, and Cake Cream tried to soothe his nervousness. Axl smiled and told them he was glad that they didn't sue him.


    Cake Cream all said that they wouldn't turn on him. Axl smiled once again at Cake Cream's loyalty to him. They had a nice lunch and paid and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled and chatted and went to sleep.
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    The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. Axl put on a bulletproof vest and a motorcycle helmet and went to the law firm and did more practicing for his Court Case tomorrow with his Lawyer. After practicing for the Court Case, Axl went to Burger King and ordered and paid for a vanilla milk shake, a Whopper, fries, and free water.

    He ate and drank, enjoying his meal, pondering about what would happen tomorrow. He was glad he was able to enjoy his meal in peace.

    After Burger King, he went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chatted and chilled with Cake Cream.

    Cake Cream and Axl went to sleep.

    The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day. They put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the Courthouse. They were processed and Axl's Lawyer and he practiced more and then the Court Case started. The Court Case was being televised.

    The District Attorney grilled Axl on practicing Law without a license, Law Degree, or passing the Bar. Axl's Lawyer said,"My Client, Mr Rose is Cake Cream's Legal Representative. He has a say in all of their legal troubles."

    Axl said,"Yes, I am still Cake Cream's Legal Representative.

    The District Attorney said,"You are their Legal Representative, not their LAWYER. There is a difference. "

    Axl's Lawyer said,"Cake Cream signed Contracts stating that my Client IS their Lawyer.

    Axl's Lawyer presented the Court with the Contracts that Cake Cream signed for Axl to be their Lawyer. Cake Cream acknowledged that this was true.

    The District Attorney said," But Axl pretending to be Cake Cream's Attorney is against the law.

    Axl's Lawyer said, "Mr. Rose NEVER claimed to be Cake Cream's Attorney, he said he was their LAWYER, not their Attorney. There's a difference between Lawyer and Attorney.

    Axl smugly smiled in his motorcycle helmet.

    Cake Cream all smiled smugly too.

    But the Judge overruled Axl's Lawyer saying,"I am sorry, but an Attorney and a Lawyer are the same thing. Axl and Cake Cream all had panicked faces under their motorcycle helmets.

    The District Attorney said,"Thank you, Judge." The Judge welcomed him.

    Axl's Lawyer said," Maybe my Client can just become a Lawyer the right way, by going to Law School, getting a Law Degree, passing the Bar, and getting a law license."

    The District Attorney said,"Too late. Mr. Rose should have done all of that BEFORE he chose to break the law and pose as a Lawyer.

    The District Attorney straight up told Cake Cream they could SUE Mr. Rose for posing as their Lawyer.

    Axl's Lawyer said,"Objection! Telling Cake Cream that they can sue Mr. Rose for posing as their Lawyer is highly unprofessional of you to say!"

    Cake Cream were appalled that The District Attorney told them that they could SUE Axl!

    Besides, they knew they signed a Contract stating that they weren't allowed to turn on Axl anyways.

    Billy, James, Jimmy, Andy, and Mike all said,"No, we are not suing Mr. Rose. "

    Axl smiled at Cake Cream's loyalty to him.

    The District Attorney STILL said that they could sue Mr. Rose.

    Axl's Lawyer said,"Enough, you are harassing Cake Cream. They already stated they do not wish to sue Mr. Rose, so the matter must be dropped immediately.

    The Judge sided with Axl's Lawyer. The District Attorney had no choice but to drop the matter. He agreed to drop it.

    The District Attorney said that Axl STILL needed to be penalized in some way or form for posing as a Lawyer.

    The Judge agreed that Axl needed to be penalized for posing as a Lawyer. The District Attorney and Axl's Lawyer had heated discussions about what Axl's punishment should be. The District Attorney said that Axl should spend five years behind bars for this. Axl's Lawyer thought that was far too harsh for this. Axl's Lawyer suggested that Axl be put in jail for a full 24 hours starting tomorrow at 10 AM. The District Attorney said,"Okay, but I will add that Mr. Rose relinquish his Lawyer Persona he is posing as. Axl's Lawyer said,"But let him keep being Cake Cream's Legal Representative. The District Attorney agreed.
    The Judge said,"I personally find both of your suggestions a fair compromise and asked Axl and Cake Cream if they all accepted these terms.

    Axl and Cake Cream agreed to these terms. Axl's Lawyer and The District Attorney drew up Contracts and Cake Cream and Axl all read, understood, agreed, and signed. The District Attorney and Axl's Lawyer signed too. The Judge said,"Court Case adjourned,"and banged his gavel. Axl paid his Lawyer the rest of the money he owed him. Cake Cream and Axl all left the Courthouse and went to Denny's and had a nice lunch. Axl could believe he was no longer Cake Cream's Lawyer. Cake Cream felt bad about it too, but we're glad he was still their Legal Representative. Axl was glad that he still was their Legal Representative too.

    Axl was a bit nervous about his 24 hour jail sentence tomorrow, and Cake Cream tried to soothe his nervousness. Axl smiled and told them he was glad that they didn't sue him.


    Cake Cream all said that they wouldn't turn on him. Axl smiled once again at Cake Cream's loyalty to him. They had a nice lunch and paid and went back to the Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled and chatted and went to sleep.
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    Axl the axolotl tapped his tail against the glass walls of his aquarium. He was perched on a rock watching his tank-mate Jimmy, a white cloud mountain minnow, swim around in the cold water below. Axl and Jimmy had an uneasy peace, a mutual understanding that so long as Tasha, their owner, fed them each day they would not eat each other. Not that Axl could even catch the agile Jimmy, nor that Jimmy could eat a creature twice his size.

    "Hey Jimmy, come see the view from this rock," Axl joked.

    "Ha ha Axl. I am a fish and cannot climb up rocks or breathe air. I would die. You told a very funny joke." Jimmy replied.

    Jimmy the white cloud mountain minnow had an IQ of 4 and Axl enjoyed telling Jimmy the same joke every day, because every day the joke was new and funny to Jimmy. This saved Axl the trouble of having to learn new jokes. Axl's previous tank-mate was another axolotl named Kew, who was very prissy and demanding. One night after Tasha had fed them, Axl offered Kew his portion of food. Then, with empty stomach Axl ate Kew from eyeball to tail. Tasha looked everywhere for Kew the next morning, but never suspected Axl of having done the unthinkable. For a while after that Axl enjoyed the peace and tranquility of solo living, until Jimmy came along a few weeks later.

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    At the appointed time Tasha opened the top of the aquarium and gave Axl and Jimmy their allotment of food for the day. She cleaned a bit of algae, took out a few cups of old water and replenished the tank with fresh tap water. Just as Axl had gotten used to the pH level and amount of filth, Tasha had to go and freshen things up, Axl mused. No matter, he and Jimmy would poop up a storm and put things back in order. He strained himself and pushed out an axolotl fart, watching the bubbles travel up to the surface. Jimmy swam happily around them, giddily popping them and thanking Axl for the bounty.

    Axl espied through the newly cleaned glass that Tasha was walking toward the door of the apartment. She opened it and in the doorway Axl saw Tasha's friend Abby Garn, a theoretical physicist. Axl liked it when Abby visited because she always put her face up to the glass and made silly faces to amuse Axl and Jimmy. He also liked eavesdropping on their conversations. But this time Abby skipped her aquarium greeting and launched straight into a breathless monologue about some new breakthrough in high energy particle physics that would not only allow human time travel, but also allow small aquarium animals to travel back in time and become human.

    "Tasha, let me take Axl back to the lab to see if I can send him back to the 80s."

    "What would he do as a human in the 80s? He has no skills, he can't read, and I strongly suspect he has cannibalistic tendencies."

    "Then he's perfect for the job of rock star!"

  17. #1097
    Upon hearing that Abby Garn wished to take him to her lab, Axl was filled with dread and excitement. He had never seen a physics lab and and always wanted to study inscrutable equations on a blackboard, like in those movies that Tasha watched that Axl also watched through the glass. On the other hand he did not want to experience karmic retribution should Abby house him in a tank with other male axolotls of low moral character and high appetite. In the end he realized he had no choice in the matter.

  18. #1098
    To Axl's relief, Abby followed strict scientific protocols and gave Axl his own small tank where he was safe from being eaten. Through his new clear plastic walls he espied another axolotl similarly housed in a tank on his left. On his right was a big bullfrog. Having had more luck with interspecies conversation he asked the bullfrog her name.

    "Name's Hillary," the bullfrog said keeping her eyes shut.

    Axl waited calmly for the bullfrog to reciprocate and ask his name, but she did not.

    "My name is Axl. I'm originally from Mexico."

    The bullfrog opened an eye and smirked. "Axl the axolotl, eh? Clever. I'm from the pond in the woods behind the lab. I was named after a cleaning lady who got fired for stealing equipment to sell to Russia. Since you're kind of cute, I'll let you in on a secret. We're going to be sent back in time and turned into humans."

    "I already knew that, but why?" Axl asked.

    The bullfrog opened her other eye and smiled. "They're going to groom us into becoming movers and shakers on the world stage. We're going to be household names. In the present day, some famous person is actually future me, and some other famous person is actually future you!"

    "How will they groom us in the past?" Axl asked.

    "I overheard that each one of us will be sent to the past with a handler to take care of that part. Hey, why do you look so sad? Don't you want to be famous?"

    "Sure," Axl mused, "it's just that I overheard Dr. Abby Garn saying something about me becoming a rock star. I don't even know what that is. I'm only two years old. What if I want to become a dentist or a Walgreens cashier like my old owner Tasha? She's so nice. Well, she was until she let Abby take me here."

    Axl looked to the bullfrog for reassurance, but the batrachian had fallen asleep. Nothing left to do but study the messy equations that were slowly multiplying on the blackboard.

  19. #1099
    Oh, no, things are indeed working out as planned, and in "Tasha's thread" of misshapen misadventures. Ha.


    Originally Posted by pinchingyourballs View Post
    Axl looked to the bullfrog for reassurance, but the batrachian had fallen asleep. Nothing left to do but study the messy equations that were slowly multiplying on the blackboard.
    --->

    The Hidden Case of Ewan Forbes: The Transgender Trial that Threatened to Upend the British Establishment.

    Thank You for Arguing: What Aristotle, Lincoln, and Homer Simpson Can Teach Us About the Art of Persuasion.

    https://anagram-solver.net/Axllooked...d?partial=true


    Which was the anagram solution that was my first(?) one not to work out, from, https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post176591 . Gee, I thought that I was wrong, but, I am right, after all. I mean, "Featuring 20,032,684 possible answers," what's the chance of getting the same anagram solution again, let alone in such short order, and after such few anagrams, since? And, going from another thread that Tasha started, to this one. Wow!

    Originally Posted by Garnabby View Post
    Originally Posted by redietz View Post
    How much money was involved? I hope to God it was more than 5K with all this gnashing of teeth.
    Time to call the gambling message boards, officially dead. Mission146 is as dead as the boards that he posts on. I have no idea about the one that he writes for, and, so, that one never got off the ground. Ha.

    P.S. Just checking for an anagram match, now ...

    Nope, nothing. The thus solution for the line above is, "The Hidden Case of Ewan Forbes: The Transgender Trial that Threatened to Upend the British Establishment".

    After his cousin contested the inheritance on the grounds that it could only be inherited by a male heir, Ewan was forced to defend his male status in an extraordinary court case, testing the legal system of the time to the limits of its understanding.
    Looks like also my anagrams are about as dead. Sigh!
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsa6ojQcYXQ

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    Survived by MHF.

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    Axl (the time traveling doppelganger, not the axolotl) walked out of the county jail building, his butt sore and bloody but filled with "happy memories" as well as a quart of semen.

    "Wow...free food and all the sex I can handle: maybe next time I'll pretend I'm a doctor. Who knew the Key to Happiness was impersonating professionals?"

    As he mulled over this profound realization a black woman sporting a Walgreens ID and a hideous handbag stopped him and begged for some money: "Got any spare change?"

    Feeling ebullient from post-coital bliss Axl gave her ten billion dollars from his man purse; she thanked him and was welcomed.

    The black beggar then devoted all of the money to help Abby develop the methodology and equipment to turn Axl the axolotl into Axl the time traveling doppelganger and to send him through time.

    "Money well spent" she later mused while letting fly a real stinkeroo, "But Mammy still needs new shoes."
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