Vegas Elevator Etiquette

[TheGrimReaper]

Religiously observant Jews may not use electrical devices on the Sabbath. Included in this prohibition is the use of an elevator. However, they may use a "Shabbat Elevator", a regular elevator that has been pre-set to stop on every floor and as such, the prohibited buttons need not be pressed.

For Shabbat, Berel, Shmerel and Harold were staying at the tallest hotel in Jerusalem – 300 stories high.

Unfortunately for them, the Shabbos elevator was not working. They made a plan for the first 100 stories, Berel will crack jokes.

The second 100 stories Shmerel will tell a happy story and for the last 100 stories Harold will tell a sad story. They then started up the steps.

After 2 hours it was Harold's turn. He turned to the other two and said "Ok guys, here's my sad story. I forgot the keys downstairs.”

Well, don't try to tell a Jew that there's no such thing as gematria. Ha.

Well, it's certainly the mark of a small man to call the place uncensored, but without further ado or warning, go about deleting myriads of posts by others while thus preserving his own, let alone to do with politics and the like. Shame on old Todd. Can't just delete stuff you don't like in real life.