Vegas Elevator Etiquette

[monet]

Monet and Tablepooey, provoking themselves into a silly conspiratorial frenzy.

Don't get me started on all the different theories about the Tower of Babel.
One interesting theory is that the top of said tower had the ability for interdimensional transport.
Supposedly, they were working on a way to enter into heaven.
Not unlike the story of Job whereas Lucifer entered back into Gods Throne by walking to and fro.
I'm unsure of how Lucifer was able to withstand the Holy of Holies after being cast out.
But it appears that they had a conversation and sort of made a wager and it even appears that God was boasting about his servant Job.
I'm guessing that God knew what Lucifer was up to and God set him up for failure, but that is pure speculation on my part.
Of course, you won't be reading this post as you are taking a break.
In the odd chance that you do read this post, you should check out how this guy says it's all a conspiracy without actually saying those words...