I think you are conflating being a trendsvestite with knowing what you're doing.
And I can't take any credit at all for the word "trendsvestite." Mike McCusker, who published summaries of sports service handicapping results for years in Las Vegas, coined the term in the 80's. McCusker was a former Seattle Times reporter who charted the results of more than a hundred professional handicappers for years and published the results annually. His publication included summaries of two, three, four, and five-year records.
The idea that you can import the phrase "EV" from the world of random probability and apply it to non-random events, based on your opinion, and leave out the little detail that it's "your" expected value, not THE EV, is the height of narcissism. It's ridiculous.