Tasha decided that she needed a change so hoping against hope she texted a message then got on the city bus, sat down, and was soon joined by a swarthy man who hissed "What is so important?"
Her stomach growled from all the cheap Denny's breakfasts she'd been eating, then her bowels let loose with a brazen hussy.
Tasha told her handler "I need to get OUT. I need to get back to the Motherland."
Her handler Euginy Voskork hissed "You silly cow. You cannot go home ever again, or have you forgotten?"
She had forgetten.
But then she remembered and the memory eviscerated all hope as well as her sphincter.
Ten years ago while serving as a vestal virgin to Vladamir Putin Tasha had clumsily poured a tureen of hot soup on the Fearless Leader, leading to her permanent banishment as an agent in the West.
"We very much appreciate all the intelligence you provide us about Bingo, free play and of course creating socks. With your help we will soon have the Americans drinking from the water dishes of our Wolfhounds. Das Vedanya."
"And Das Vedanya to you, comrade."
They shook hands and farted Cyrilluc toots.
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