Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[MisterV]

Tasha decided that she needed a change so hoping against hope she texted a message then got on the city bus, sat down, and was soon joined by a swarthy man who hissed "What is so important?"

Her stomach growled from all the cheap Denny's breakfasts she'd been eating, then her bowels let loose with a brazen hussy.

Tasha told her handler "I need to get OUT. I need to get back to the Motherland."

Her handler Euginy Voskork hissed "You silly cow. You cannot go home ever again, or have you forgotten?"

She had forgetten.

But then she remembered and the memory eviscerated all hope as well as her sphincter.

Ten years ago while serving as a vestal virgin to Vladamir Putin Tasha had clumsily poured a tureen of hot soup on the Fearless Leader, leading to her permanent banishment as an agent in the West.

"We very much appreciate all the intelligence you provide us about Bingo, free play and of course creating socks. With your help we will soon have the Americans drinking from the water dishes of our Wolfhounds. Das Vedanya."

"And Das Vedanya to you, comrade."

They shook hands and farted Cyrilluc toots.

[Tasha]

The next day, Axl, Billy, James, and Andy got up and had French Toast with butter and syrup and eggs. They drank orange juice and water. They all chatted about today's upcoming split Cake Cream Shows.

Meanwhile, Andy and Mike had Eggs Benedict and hash browns. They drank orange juice and water. They also chatted about today's upcoming split Cake Cream Shows.

James got ready for his side of the split. He went to Andy and Mike's new hotel. He knocked and was let in.

Andy, Mike, and James chatted about the split Cake Cream Show and practiced.

They all got ready and put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and went to the James L Knight Center and 4,000 Cake Cream Fans showed up! They were all happy. James played Guitar, Andy played Keyboard, and Mike sang the songs. They sounded good.

Fans cheered, but they were confused on where the hell were Axl, Billy, and Jimmy.

Andy, Billy, and James blushed shyly and said they decided to split Cake Cream into half.

Fans asked them WHY they split Cake Cream in half.

Andy, Mike, and James all looked at each other awkwardly. How would they answer that?

Fans noticed the awkward look between Andy, Mike, and James and questioned this.

Mike said,"We just wanted to try something new."

James said ,"Jimmy, Axl, and Billy are making a new Cake Cream Show in about two hours."

Andy said,"Let's just say, it's best that we split Cake Cream in half for now."

Fans begun to chant that they were NOT paying for TWO split Cake Cream Shows as they were fully expecting to pay for ONE COMPLETE Cake Cream Show today, NOT TWO split Cake Cream Shows.

Mike said that they would do buy one get one free tickets today for the Cake Cream Fans that were already there. The Fans thought this was a great compromise and all smiled. Mike told the Cake Cream Fans to all hold onto their tickets and he would have the James L Knight Center Staff validate the tickets as buy one get one free. Fans smiled even more.

Andy and James said to Mike in private that Mike didn't tell AXL this impulsive and impromptu buy one get one free ticket decision and Axl was the sole owner and sole Manager of the Cake Cream name, rights, copyright, royalties, and songs.

Mike acknowledged that Andy and James had a valid point and he called a mini break for the Show and the Cake Cream Fans were okay with this. Mike told James and Andy that he would Zelle Axl, Billy, and Jimmy there shares of the ticket prices. Andy and James were okay with this.

4,000 Fans at $25 a ticket was $100,000 and Mike divided this but three and Zelled Jimmy, Axl, and Billy just over $33,000 each.

Axl, Billy, and Jimmy were all confused on why Mike Zelled them just over $33,000 each. Mike responded,"Because that's what I owe you."

Axl, Billy, and Jimmy were still confused but Mike responded,"Just take the money, don't ask any more questions."

Of course, Billy, Axl, and Jimmy had LOTS of questions they wanted to ask Mike but Mike responded that the mini break at the split Cake Cream Show was about over and he, James, and Andy had to go back to work. Jimmy, Axl, and Billy decided to drop the matter for now and decided to let James, Andy, and Mike go back to work.

Mike thanked them all and was welcomed.

Mike, James, and Andy continued the Show and Fans cheered wildly. The Final Sendoff happened to even more wild cheering and then the split Cake Cream Show was soon over. Mike went to the James L Knight Center Staff and told them his impromptu decision for the Cake Cream Fans that showed up to the unexpected for the Fans split Cake Cream Show.

The James L Knight Center validated the buy one get one free tickets and Mike, Andy, and James thanked them about were welcomed.

Mike, James, and Andy went to Pizza Hut and had personal pan pizzas, bread sticks, and soda, all happily eating and chatting about today's show.

James, Andy, and Mike went back to Andy and Mike's new hotel room and chatted and chilled.

On Social Media, Cake Cream Fans who showed up to James, Andy, and Mike's split Cake Cream bragged that they were going to see Jimmy, Axl, and Billy's split Cake Cream Show for FREE.

On the News, it was reported that the Axl, Jimmy, and Billy's Split Cake Cream Show was sold out and no new Fans could get any tickets (The Cake Cream Fans for Andy, Mike, and James split Cake Cream Show all came back for Axl, Billy, and Jimmy's split Cake Cream Show and no other Fans could be seated due to the James L Knight Center only having about 4,000 seats.)

Axl, Jimmy, and Billy were confused on the sold out Split Cake Cream Show, but shrugged and went to the James L Knight Center for their split Cake Cream Show and were happy seeing 4,000 Cake Cream Fans.

Jimmy played Rhythm Guitar, Axl sang the songs, and Billy played the drums. They all sounded good. Cake Cream Fans cheered wildly.

The Cake Cream Fans thanked Axl, Jimmy, and Billy for the FREE split Cake Cream Show. Billy, Axl, and Jimmy were immediately all confused on why the Cake Cream Fans were claiming this was a FREE Split Cake Cream Show, but didn't mention this to the Cake Cream Fans. They just welcomed them.

Axl, Jimmy, and Billy remembered Mike's mysterious roughly $33,000 Zelle he sent to them each and it all clicked into place exactly what happened. They told the Cake Cream Fans they wanted a mini break and the Cake Cream Fans granted them the mini break. During the mini break they all confronted Mike over the phone about the FREE split Cake Cream Show and Mike acknowledged he did it.

Axl pointed out that only HE was supposed to authorize stuff like this since he was sole owner and sole Manager of the Cake Cream name, rights, royalties, copyright, and songs. Axl pointed out that MANY People in Axl's position would have SUED Mike over this. Billy and Jimmy pointed out that Axl was right.

Mike said,"Please don't sue me over this . I didn't mean any harm, I just wanted to make a fair compromise to the Cake Cream Fans who showed up to a split Cake Cream Show they weren't expecting."

Axl said," I'm not going to sue you over this. I get that you were just trying to look out for our Fans. We are working for the Fans after all. Just keep in mind that I am the only one authorized to do stuff like this."

Mike breathed a sigh of relief that Axl wasn't going to sue him over this. A Lawsuit from Axl would have been VERY awkward at the least. Mike thanked Axl for not suing him and Axl welcomed him. The mini break was soon over and Jimmy, Axl, and Billy continued the Show to more wild cheering and then the Final Sendoff happened to even more wild cheering and then the show was soon over.

After the second split Cake Cream Show, Axl, Billy, and Jimmy went to TGI Friday's and had sirloin steak, fries, fried calamari, and soda and water. They had the Oreo ice cream sandwich. They enjoyed their meal, amicably chatting about their split Cake Cream Show and what Mike had done. They paid and left. After their meal, they went back to their Luxurious Penthouse Suite and chilled and went to sleep.

[MisterV]

Now that "the truth" is known about her, there is no longer the need to masquerade.

Her REAL name, the one given to her by her father Boris is NATASHA.

Born on a collective farm, raised by sadists and emotionally stunted, Natasha has served her country very well over the years, reporting back to her masters in detail as to the underbelly of the American Dream.

In code, of course, via her posts on gambling forums; they seem inane and trite but are actually chock full of purloined secrets, pithy observations and the reek of impacted bowels.

Who knew we had an odiferous Mata Hari among us?

[pinchingyourballs]

Euginy got off the bus quickly and walked to the nearest KFC at a brisk pace. While walking he pondered comrade Natasha's predicament. What she needed was companionship, but with her flatulent personality it would be hard to find a good match for her. Suddenly Euginy stopped in his tracks, held captive by the vivid memory of comrade Kentryov, Poutine's personal fart scapegoat. For years Kentryov had stood by the dear leader during important meetings to be ready to take the blame for dear leader's farts. He had performed his duties flawlessly, until one day he got distracted while dear leader was letting loose copious amounts of barking wind. Without Kentryov there to take the blame for the emissions, dear leader's secret tooting problem came to light. Like Natasha, Kentryov was also banished to the west to gather intelligence.

Euginy got to the glass doors of KFC and made an about face, deciding instead to walk 17 blocks back to his apartment. Once ensconced in his shabby digs, he set to work composing a message written in code on a 1 inch square of paper. With a magnifying glass, one could see that it read:

475483 48585 1-50398 38671919 8-959439 09283940-08389819840 0 0 9234984 3 49762095868 33-01837472 22 4760 0938145 4385 4 4 4854789 7274 282 4901 00293 8934-576892 99 564 784 828392 174239043 82394-45 34324

Euginy smiled at his handiwork. He then carefully laminated it with a piece of clear packing tape, wrapped the laminated square in a piece of foil, then tucked that package in between the layers of a moldy peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The comrade who would find it would do so under the guise of being a metal detecting hobbyist, from there the message would be passed on through a few more covert channels, and hopefully within a few months it should land at the desk of whoever Kentryov's handler was.

[Tasha]

Guys, I made a brand new Cake Cream Chapter!

[MisterV]

Guts, I made a brand new Cake Cream Chapter!

Yes Natasha, we know...but I like the "updated" version better.

Heck, it's no contest: comparing eating French toast to ferreting out a deep Russian mole...but I understand you are simply a pawn of Evil Men.

I suggest you keep posting as usual but keep an eye out for the inevitable visit by a CIA black ops team.

Or maybe you've reached the Big Leagues and Robert will "pay you a visit" in his NSA-sourced Cadillac.

Do not fear death: it comes to us all, and you've had a surprisingly long and successful run.

[Tasha]

Mr. V since you're a Retired Lawyer, could Axl sue Mike for doing the "Buy one get one free tickets," without telling Axl anything? Would Axl suing Mike be a conflict of interest since he is owner and manager of all things Cake Cream related?

[pinchingyourballs]

Hey Tasha, who did you meet in real life from VCT or another gambling forum? How was your meeting?

[Tasha]

Hey Tasha, who did you meet in real life from VCT or another gambling forum? How was your meeting?

I met WON from WOV in real life. It went well as WON found out I was in fact a Woman for real, not a guy pretending to be a Woman and we had a truce.

[MisterV]

Mr. V since you're a Retired Lawyer, could Axl sue Mike for doing the "Buy one get one free tickets," without telling Axl anything? Would Axl suing Mike be a conflict of interest since he is owner and manager of all things Cake Cream related?

Natasha, you aren't the only one confused by your narrative, and you wrote it!

To answer your question: it all depends on what was actually in the contract the lads signed when as you said they agreed to "do an equal Cake Cream split."

WTF does that mean?

Is it still one legal entity, or is each band separate?

If separate, do they still call each half "Cake Cream?"

Either way Axl would not have a conflict of interest as he owns the band; whether a suit would succeed depends upon the terms of the contract, which you have not provided.

[MisterV]

Mr. V since you're a Retired Lawyer, could Axl sue Mike for doing the "Buy one get one free tickets," without telling Axl anything? Would Axl suing Mike be a conflict of interest since he is owner and manager of all things Cake Cream related?

Natasha, you aren't the only one confused by your narrative, and you wrote it!

To answer your question: it all depends on what was actually in the contract the lads signed when as you said they agreed to "do an equal Cake Cream split."

WTF does that mean?

Is it still one legal entity, or is each band separate?

If separate, do they still call each half "Cake Cream?"

Do they play one after the other or separately?

So many questions...

Either way Axl would not have a conflict of interest as he owns the band; whether a suit would succeed depends upon the terms of the contract, which you have not provided.

But at the end of the day you have to ask yourself: What would Chone Wilson do?

[Tasha]

Yep, they split Cake Cream, when Axl bought the Cake Cream name, rights, copyright, songs, and royalties, Cake Cream was a full six Member Band, not the Split Cake Cream. Them splitting Cake Cream in half could throw a monkey wrench into the original Contract that they all signed that said that Axl was sole owner and manager of all things Cake Cream.

[MisterV]

I suggest you rename the spun-off trio "Fake Dream."

Unless the contract provides otherwise Axl still owns them, they're his slaves: when not singing at the James L. Knight Center Axl has them chopping cotton on his antebellum plantation.

"It's good to be the Massah" says Axl.

[pinchingyourballs]

Hey Tasha, who did you meet in real life from VCT or another gambling forum? How was your meeting?

I met WON from WOV in real life. It went well as WON found out I was in fact a Woman for real, not a guy pretending to be a Woman and we had a truce.

Ok, I found the old WOV post you made about meeting him. Pretty crazy. Probably best for you to not meet any more online personas in real life. Take care Karen.

[Tasha]

Hey Tasha, who did you meet in real life from VCT or another gambling forum? How was your meeting?

I met WON from WOV in real life. It went well as WON found out I was in fact a Woman for real, not a guy pretending to be a Woman and we had a truce.

Ok, I found the old WOV post you made about meeting him. Pretty crazy. Probably best for you to not meet any more online personas in real life. Take care Karen.

The first time WON saw me in real life he was looking right at me, but didn't know it was me because I was pretending to be a Man. I assumed that him seeing that I was a Woman would be a cute surprise.

WON on WOV said something like,"Nathan said he was playing Wolf Run, but I only saw a WOMAN playing Wolf Run, so I thought I was being set up and I left the Casino." Now Nathan is claiming that SHE was the Woman playing Wolf Run and I'm confused as hell."

Me tying to do a "Cute surprise," backfired big time on me. Posters pointed out I could have sent WON a PM and admit to him in private that I am a woman posting as a man. I apologized for not coming clean as a Woman the same day. WON and I had a VERY bitter war between us for two years after that and it FINALLY ended when WON met me again two years later and saw that I am ACTUALLY a Woman and we made a truce.

[pinchingyourballs]

I met WON from WOV in real life. It went well as WON found out I was in fact a Woman for real, not a guy pretending to be a Woman and we had a truce.

Ok, I found the old WOV post you made about meeting him. Pretty crazy. Probably best for you to not meet any more online personas in real life. Take care Karen.

The first time WON saw me in real life he was looking right at me, but didn't know it was me because I was pretending to be a Man. I assumed that him seeing that I was a Woman would be a cute surprise.

WON on WOV said something like,"Nathan said he was playing Wolf Run, but I only saw a WOMAN playing Wolf Run, so I thought I was being set up and I left the Casino." Now Nathan is claiming that SHE was the Woman playing Wolf Run and I'm confused as hell."

Me tying to do a "Cute surprise," backfired big time on me. Posters pointed out I could have sent WON a PM and admit to him in private that I am a woman posting as a man. I apologized for not coming clean as a Woman the same day. WON and I had a VERY bitter war between us for two years after that and it FINALLY ended when WON met me again two years later and saw that I am ACTUALLY a Woman and we made a truce.

Yeah, all this is adding up to a very concerning pattern of behavior on your part. Which I realize is like stating "water is wet" or "present-day Axl Rose looks like a fat lesbian woman" but still I think you need to hear it, even from some internet rando with a cartoon scorpion avatar.

[Tasha]

Ok, I found the old WOV post you made about meeting him. Pretty crazy. Probably best for you to not meet any more online personas in real life. Take care Karen.

The first time WON saw me in real life he was looking right at me, but didn't know it was me because I was pretending to be a Man. I assumed that him seeing that I was a Woman would be a cute surprise.

WON on WOV said something like,"Nathan said he was playing Wolf Run, but I only saw a WOMAN playing Wolf Run, so I thought I was being set up and I left the Casino." Now Nathan is claiming that SHE was the Woman playing Wolf Run and I'm confused as hell."

Me tying to do a "Cute surprise," backfired big time on me. Posters pointed out I could have sent WON a PM and admit to him in private that I am a woman posting as a man. I apologized for not coming clean as a Woman the same day. WON and I had a VERY bitter war between us for two years after that and it FINALLY ended when WON met me again two years later and saw that I am ACTUALLY a Woman and we made a truce.

Yeah, all this is adding up to a very concerning pattern of behavior on your part. Which I realize is like stating "water is wet" or "present-day Axl Rose looks like a fat lesbian woman" but still I think you need to hear it, even from some internet rando with a cartoon scorpion avatar.

I stopped posting as a man a long time ago.

[MisterV]

You should have fucked WoN, Karen: that would have earned you cred with the group.

But you claim to be asexual, so maybe if you just blew him it would have helped grease the skids.

Wanna know how to keep a man?

Easy.

"Keep his balls empty and his belly full."

How true that is.

[Tasha]

You should have fucked WoN, Karen: that would have earned you cred with the group.

But you claim to be asexual, so maybe if you just blew him it would have helped grease the skids.

Wanna know how to keep a man?

Easy.

"Keep his balls empty and his belly full."

How true that is.

WON is MARRIED and I'm not interested in any sexual activity of any kind.

[MisterV]

Might you be interested n sexual activity if it were a means to an end?

Heck, millions of women probably feel the way you do but the economic realities of trying to survive eventually break their resolve; the next thing you know they're married, getting hosed regularly, faking the big "O" for his sake and second guessing their decision.

Such is life.